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Average White Men

Roy Q Gordon & Pat Sevens

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Original Podcast from Rochester, NY. Join Pat Sevens and Roy Q. Gordon for comical and perhaps inappropriate observations of life. Old school radio in podcast form direct to your brain through your ear-hole.

Latest Episodes

AWM Season 2 Episode 3

EAWM Theater Presents: "The Greece Town Council Meeting, complete with Prayer(s)" Confessions of a fat man.. Maggie Brooks drops in UNANNOUNCED. AWM News #TBT to Episode 11 and... Pat Sevens Sings! He get's all non-soul with Jason DeRulo.

-1 s2014 MAY 29
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AWM Season 2 Episode 3

AWM Season 2 Episode 2

EThe Guys convince an attractive lesbian to be on the show - Meet Kristin! PLUS: Donald Stirling's press conference that the media doesn't want you to hear. Roy's experience in driving school. Pat's wife is going to have an Italian baby from the Town of Greece.

-1 s2014 MAY 3
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AWM Season 2 Episode 2

AWM Season 2 Episode 1

EThe White Men are back, and even whiter! Dyngus Day explained!Pat likes to lick your soiled bed sheets.Roy is hating life, find out why - this time.Plus MORE STUFF FOR YOUR EARS.

-1 s2014 APR 26
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AWM Season 2 Episode 1

AWM # 22 Twelve Years a Racist...but a Good Father.

EPat and Roy are back in the saddle with a new episode of Average White Men. The new and improved PG-13-ish version of our award winning news. Pat's wife won't let him hang out with his bros. Roy is both afraid of spiders and afraid of being a man because he is afraid of spiders. Listen and laugh

-1 s2014 MAR 8
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AWM # 22 Twelve Years a Racist...but a Good Father.

AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones

EAWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones Hey everyone! The Average White Men have returned after a long holiday nap. The guys recount tales of their holiday. Roy brings up pooping - specifically pooping in private. Pat likes movies about Gladiators - or is Indiana Jones a guy's movie. Award winning news segment: 'The Sh** You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper.' With In Case You Missed it Sports Wrap-up Plus this angry pompous dwarf gets all up in a street musician's grill:WATCH IT HERE Listen to the dwarf's side of the story:HERE

-1 s2014 JAN 16
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AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones

AWM #19 - Evil Pat Meets Pansy Roy

ERoy's wife is the man of the house and Pat is a nasty, mean Irish Guy. Plus News and Sports.

-1 s2013 DEC 17
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AWM #19 - Evil Pat Meets Pansy Roy

AWM #18 - Roy is a Drunk, Pat's Dad is a Meth Dealer

EThis Week: Roy is most definitely a drunk. Pat means nothing to his meth-dealing father. AWM Award-Winning News Segment: "The Shit You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F### Reads a Newspaper. Smallz with In Case You Missed it Sports

-1 s2013 DEC 10
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AWM #18 - Roy is a Drunk, Pat's Dad is a Meth Dealer

AWM #17 - Diners are for Whores, What is a 1/2 school day for? and AWM Bloopers

EHappy Birthday Pat Sevens! In honor of Pat's birthday, we've decided not to talk about his birthday! We did, in fact discuss: Roy's trip to his favorite diner and why you shouldn't EVER look in the kitchen. Kids should not have a 1/2 day of school EVER, because they suck. Smallz with Sports! and a small collections of AWM screw ups....

-1 s2013 DEC 2
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AWM #17 - Diners are for Whores, What is a 1/2 school day for? and AWM Bloopers

AWM #16 - Pat will be gay for a price, The True Story of Thanksgiving, AWM News & Sports

EThis Week: First of all, sorry it is late, Roy screwed up and we lost the episode, so we had to re-record it. Roy is a douche... There is a definite sum of money involved for Pat to have gay sex in public.AWM Radio Theater Presents The True Story of Thanksgiving, PlusAWM News (you didn't read in a Newspaper) andSmallz with Sports. This is the episode that will convince you the Average White Men are troubled.

-1 s2013 NOV 30
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AWM #16 - Pat will be gay for a price, The True Story of Thanksgiving, AWM News & Sports

AWM #15 - Time Travel Sex and The Most Racist Caller

ERoy Q. Gordon and Pat Sevens discuss who they would bang if they could travel back in time. Meet Henry the Old Curmudgeon - is he the most racist man or just a typical 90 something year old? Oh, and Roy is old. Plus, this week - STUPID NEWS!

-1 s2013 NOV 18
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AWM #15 - Time Travel Sex and The Most Racist Caller

Latest Episodes

AWM Season 2 Episode 3

EAWM Theater Presents: "The Greece Town Council Meeting, complete with Prayer(s)" Confessions of a fat man.. Maggie Brooks drops in UNANNOUNCED. AWM News #TBT to Episode 11 and... Pat Sevens Sings! He get's all non-soul with Jason DeRulo.

-1 s2014 MAY 29
Comments
AWM Season 2 Episode 3

AWM Season 2 Episode 2

EThe Guys convince an attractive lesbian to be on the show - Meet Kristin! PLUS: Donald Stirling's press conference that the media doesn't want you to hear. Roy's experience in driving school. Pat's wife is going to have an Italian baby from the Town of Greece.

-1 s2014 MAY 3
Comments
AWM Season 2 Episode 2

AWM Season 2 Episode 1

EThe White Men are back, and even whiter! Dyngus Day explained!Pat likes to lick your soiled bed sheets.Roy is hating life, find out why - this time.Plus MORE STUFF FOR YOUR EARS.

-1 s2014 APR 26
Comments
AWM Season 2 Episode 1

AWM # 22 Twelve Years a Racist...but a Good Father.

EPat and Roy are back in the saddle with a new episode of Average White Men. The new and improved PG-13-ish version of our award winning news. Pat's wife won't let him hang out with his bros. Roy is both afraid of spiders and afraid of being a man because he is afraid of spiders. Listen and laugh

-1 s2014 MAR 8
Comments
AWM # 22 Twelve Years a Racist...but a Good Father.

AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones

EAWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones Hey everyone! The Average White Men have returned after a long holiday nap. The guys recount tales of their holiday. Roy brings up pooping - specifically pooping in private. Pat likes movies about Gladiators - or is Indiana Jones a guy's movie. Award winning news segment: 'The Sh** You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper.' With In Case You Missed it Sports Wrap-up Plus this angry pompous dwarf gets all up in a street musician's grill:WATCH IT HERE Listen to the dwarf's side of the story:HERE

-1 s2014 JAN 16
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AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones

AWM #19 - Evil Pat Meets Pansy Roy

ERoy's wife is the man of the house and Pat is a nasty, mean Irish Guy. Plus News and Sports.

-1 s2013 DEC 17
Comments
AWM #19 - Evil Pat Meets Pansy Roy

AWM #18 - Roy is a Drunk, Pat's Dad is a Meth Dealer

EThis Week: Roy is most definitely a drunk. Pat means nothing to his meth-dealing father. AWM Award-Winning News Segment: "The Shit You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F### Reads a Newspaper. Smallz with In Case You Missed it Sports

-1 s2013 DEC 10
Comments
AWM #18 - Roy is a Drunk, Pat's Dad is a Meth Dealer

AWM #17 - Diners are for Whores, What is a 1/2 school day for? and AWM Bloopers

EHappy Birthday Pat Sevens! In honor of Pat's birthday, we've decided not to talk about his birthday! We did, in fact discuss: Roy's trip to his favorite diner and why you shouldn't EVER look in the kitchen. Kids should not have a 1/2 day of school EVER, because they suck. Smallz with Sports! and a small collections of AWM screw ups....

-1 s2013 DEC 2
Comments
AWM #17 - Diners are for Whores, What is a 1/2 school day for? and AWM Bloopers

AWM #16 - Pat will be gay for a price, The True Story of Thanksgiving, AWM News & Sports

EThis Week: First of all, sorry it is late, Roy screwed up and we lost the episode, so we had to re-record it. Roy is a douche... There is a definite sum of money involved for Pat to have gay sex in public.AWM Radio Theater Presents The True Story of Thanksgiving, PlusAWM News (you didn't read in a Newspaper) andSmallz with Sports. This is the episode that will convince you the Average White Men are troubled.

-1 s2013 NOV 30
Comments
AWM #16 - Pat will be gay for a price, The True Story of Thanksgiving, AWM News & Sports

AWM #15 - Time Travel Sex and The Most Racist Caller

ERoy Q. Gordon and Pat Sevens discuss who they would bang if they could travel back in time. Meet Henry the Old Curmudgeon - is he the most racist man or just a typical 90 something year old? Oh, and Roy is old. Plus, this week - STUPID NEWS!

-1 s2013 NOV 18
Comments
AWM #15 - Time Travel Sex and The Most Racist Caller