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A fortnightly review of the best, worst and most absurd of online celebrity journalism in the UK. Hosted by Chris Beckett and Matt Withers.

Latest Episodes

Princess Diana's brutal question and Katie Price's dog flap

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett decompound some of the crispest communiques from showbusiness’ fourth estate. This fortnight we learn of Princess Diana’s brutal question which stunned the Royal Family, hold our sides at Davina McCall’s hilarious early-morning fail, reveal Dan Walker’s shock Marmite hack and peek through Katie Price’s dog flap.

21 MINAUG 22
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Princess Diana's brutal question and Katie Price's dog flap

One of Australia's most iconic spreads

EChris Beckett and Matt Withers go fishing in some of the murkier rivers of online celebrity journalism, catching the news that Nicole Scherzinger has slammed one of Australia's most iconic spreads, Offset has laid Kulture's edges, David de Gea has had a hilarious response to a bikini snap and Carol Vorderman has experienced a micro-blogging shock.

22 MINAUG 6
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One of Australia's most iconic spreads

Living your best life, the Love Island mysteries and Coleen Rooney's £6 wine

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett pore over some dashing dispatches from the red carpet, including Gemma Collins living her best life in Spain, a pair of deep dives into the mysteries of Love Island and Coleen Rooney opening a bottle of £6 wine with her teeth.

22 MINJUL 23
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Living your best life, the Love Island mysteries and Coleen Rooney's £6 wine

The ballad of Gemma and Arg, and when lemurs attack

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers comb the world wide web for more first-class showbusiness reportage, including another deep dive into the world of Gemma Collins and James 'Arg' Argent, a disturbing episode for Chanelle Hayes at a Doncaster zoo, Anthea Turner's big night out and the return of Life of Riley.

20 MINMAR 9
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The ballad of Gemma and Arg, and when lemurs attack

She's the cat's mother

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett audit some more intrepid celebrity dispatches, including Carol Vorderman’s sideboob galore, Cardi B’s scandalous tease, North West Kardashian’s love riddle and Andrea McLean’s huge fart confession.

29 MINFEB 23
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She's the cat's mother

Binstagram, crying over spilt milk and the sexiest ever horse ride

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers ring in 2019 with another trawl through the world of online celebrity journalism, including Lisa Appleton's New Year resolutions, Paddy McGuinness spilling milk all over himself and Megan Barton-Hanson and Wes Nelson conversing via vegetable emojis.

22 MINJAN 11
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Binstagram, crying over spilt milk and the sexiest ever horse ride

A boob riddle, an awkward date and a 5ft 4in matriarch

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett audit some audacious showbusiness reportage including Charlotte Crosby’s boob riddle, a very awkward bill stand-off, some classic Rio Ferdinand merking and Lucy Verasamy’s guilty secret.

23 MIN2018 NOV 21
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A boob riddle, an awkward date and a 5ft 4in matriarch

The dead barn owl in Nick Hewer's freezer

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett probe some preeminent showbusiness reportage, including a delve into the world of multihyphenate Nick Cannon, Charlotte Crosby’s Pointless experience, Shauna Sexton’s McDonald’s diet and the dead barn owl in Nick Hewer’s freezer.

28 MIN2018 SEP 10
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The dead barn owl in Nick Hewer's freezer

The Burton and Taylor of reality TV

EChris Beckett and Matt Withers take another deep dive into the UK's sea of online celebrity journalism, emerging with tales of the Burton and Taylor of reality TV, how Sting filled his time waiting to meet the Pope, and Jeremy Kyle losing his shoes.

24 MIN2018 AUG 13
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The Burton and Taylor of reality TV

3-Headed Shark Attack and Meghan Markle's philtrum

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett cast their eyes over some absolute jim-dandies of showbusiness reportage, including a thorough examination of Dakota Johnson’s dog-walking technique, a huge hosting shake-up at Good Morning Britain, big news for the star of 3-Headed Shark Attack and what the size of Meghan Markle’s philtrum says about her analytical side.

23 MIN2018 JUL 23
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3-Headed Shark Attack and Meghan Markle's philtrum

Latest Episodes

Princess Diana's brutal question and Katie Price's dog flap

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett decompound some of the crispest communiques from showbusiness’ fourth estate. This fortnight we learn of Princess Diana’s brutal question which stunned the Royal Family, hold our sides at Davina McCall’s hilarious early-morning fail, reveal Dan Walker’s shock Marmite hack and peek through Katie Price’s dog flap.

21 MINAUG 22
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Princess Diana's brutal question and Katie Price's dog flap

One of Australia's most iconic spreads

EChris Beckett and Matt Withers go fishing in some of the murkier rivers of online celebrity journalism, catching the news that Nicole Scherzinger has slammed one of Australia's most iconic spreads, Offset has laid Kulture's edges, David de Gea has had a hilarious response to a bikini snap and Carol Vorderman has experienced a micro-blogging shock.

22 MINAUG 6
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One of Australia's most iconic spreads

Living your best life, the Love Island mysteries and Coleen Rooney's £6 wine

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett pore over some dashing dispatches from the red carpet, including Gemma Collins living her best life in Spain, a pair of deep dives into the mysteries of Love Island and Coleen Rooney opening a bottle of £6 wine with her teeth.

22 MINJUL 23
Comments
Living your best life, the Love Island mysteries and Coleen Rooney's £6 wine

The ballad of Gemma and Arg, and when lemurs attack

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers comb the world wide web for more first-class showbusiness reportage, including another deep dive into the world of Gemma Collins and James 'Arg' Argent, a disturbing episode for Chanelle Hayes at a Doncaster zoo, Anthea Turner's big night out and the return of Life of Riley.

20 MINMAR 9
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The ballad of Gemma and Arg, and when lemurs attack

She's the cat's mother

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett audit some more intrepid celebrity dispatches, including Carol Vorderman’s sideboob galore, Cardi B’s scandalous tease, North West Kardashian’s love riddle and Andrea McLean’s huge fart confession.

29 MINFEB 23
Comments
She's the cat's mother

Binstagram, crying over spilt milk and the sexiest ever horse ride

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers ring in 2019 with another trawl through the world of online celebrity journalism, including Lisa Appleton's New Year resolutions, Paddy McGuinness spilling milk all over himself and Megan Barton-Hanson and Wes Nelson conversing via vegetable emojis.

22 MINJAN 11
Comments
Binstagram, crying over spilt milk and the sexiest ever horse ride

A boob riddle, an awkward date and a 5ft 4in matriarch

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett audit some audacious showbusiness reportage including Charlotte Crosby’s boob riddle, a very awkward bill stand-off, some classic Rio Ferdinand merking and Lucy Verasamy’s guilty secret.

23 MIN2018 NOV 21
Comments
A boob riddle, an awkward date and a 5ft 4in matriarch

The dead barn owl in Nick Hewer's freezer

EMatt Withers and Chris Beckett probe some preeminent showbusiness reportage, including a delve into the world of multihyphenate Nick Cannon, Charlotte Crosby’s Pointless experience, Shauna Sexton’s McDonald’s diet and the dead barn owl in Nick Hewer’s freezer.

28 MIN2018 SEP 10
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The dead barn owl in Nick Hewer's freezer

The Burton and Taylor of reality TV

EChris Beckett and Matt Withers take another deep dive into the UK's sea of online celebrity journalism, emerging with tales of the Burton and Taylor of reality TV, how Sting filled his time waiting to meet the Pope, and Jeremy Kyle losing his shoes.

24 MIN2018 AUG 13
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The Burton and Taylor of reality TV

3-Headed Shark Attack and Meghan Markle's philtrum

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett cast their eyes over some absolute jim-dandies of showbusiness reportage, including a thorough examination of Dakota Johnson’s dog-walking technique, a huge hosting shake-up at Good Morning Britain, big news for the star of 3-Headed Shark Attack and what the size of Meghan Markle’s philtrum says about her analytical side.

23 MIN2018 JUL 23
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3-Headed Shark Attack and Meghan Markle's philtrum