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Croncast Season 15 | Life is Show Prep

Kris Smith and Betsy Shilts

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Croncast Season 15 | Life is Show Prep
Croncast Season 15 | Life is Show Prep

Croncast Season 15 | Life is Show Prep

Kris Smith and Betsy Shilts

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In this season Kris Smith and Betsy tackle the hard topics affecting the suburbanite including: business cards for your toddler, the temptation to go Republican, and what happens when you accidentally play "the time I got tested for Herpes" podcast for Grandma.

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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-13.mp3 Show: #375 Length: 30:03 Size: 20.6mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. July 8th, live show, must get 10 peeps in seats by June 15th The triscadecaphobes represent in full Leave a comment like the post for the video of the show Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby We should call your corner, "What's that smell" Garbage to the left and plates to the right And, and what? I put on the Beast costume for you baby Here's the auction Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn I'm going to give the auction number Betsy reads it all too fast Then she gives them to us like were are idiots That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume There's one watcher already The gay trip wires were missing T...

30 MIN2007 JUN 13
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 11, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-11.mp3 Show: #374 Length: 32:29 Size: 22.3mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 11, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th Sorry this was late this morning, technical difficulties this morning with production software. But all is good now.Show notes in 10.Was longer than 10. I had to deal with the man.We of course talk the Sopranos finale I've got a great story I am going to tell you for 8 years Then I am just going to give you nothing The end is whatever you want it to be How sweet would it be to be the lead singer of Journey? We're going to use you song for the finale You go to the botox joint look over and Al Gore is there too The bad vacation gene kicks in full core Betsy falls victim to it's dominant traits Do you want to go on vacation with someone who says, "Is there wi-fi there?" ...

32 MIN2007 JUN 11
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 11, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-08.mp3 Show: #373 Length: 33:33 Size: 23.0mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th That's your big intro? Well, let me tell my big story Mr. B I hope it is good after your last scripted one I could have coached you through that reading I would be real fan of this What Kris boobs with ankles? Fake boobs that look natural Betsy, "What's the point of that?" Hey, Kris a Mercedes that looks like a Ford Maybe fake that look real isn't a good thing IRS and the accountant give Betsy a ring I'm trying to function only in the present Sitting there eating fish sticks with Grandma and the phone rings It's good, they are trying to take care of us Now I've got to talk to someone And your fish sticks are going to get cold Good thing you were putting kids to bed so...

33 MIN2007 JUN 8
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 06, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-06.mp3 Show: #372 Length: 23:06 Size: 15.8mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 06, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Sorry this is late, I'm on the road today and have to get to what I get paid for . . . making podcasts for other folks like this dude.I'll be back in the man pit for Friday's show. Expect at least 150 words worth of show notes. Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: dog therapist attacked by cat cat people circle of life love interest

23 MIN2007 JUN 6
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 06, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 04, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-04.mp3 Show: #371 Length: 34:31 Size: 23.7mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 04, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Pick a post, any post to leave us a comment Betsy starts the show by flossing with her own hair Keeping in natural Betsy gnawing on her hand Kris says, "epididymitis" got his body part skin layers a bit off Just swinging with the kids Catherine the Great I am not Why would you do that? Are you kidding me I've got the death march covered I got a layer food to keep me alive for any miles long walk Driving by all the closed down health clubs They always open, they always go out of business Locally owned and operated Mega health clubs Now the locals have signs like 27 months free I asked who the hell would go there? My dad Le Beau's Health Club Aurora Let the porn music play Picture my dad as a tour guide Using a lighter with your ...

34 MIN2007 JUN 4
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 04, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-01.mp3 Show: #370 Length: 31:57 Size: 21.9mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Mr. B it has been a tough week out there in the garage sale trenches She wouldn't look me in the eye Hey, you invited me here! You put up a sign and told me to come to your garage You don't treat an invited guest like this I'm going to give you my two dollars, bitch You're husband gives you money and you do a lot more for him . . . come on Oh, baby A moving box full of GI Joe and little boy crap It's a perfect box for the man How about $5? Doesn't look at me and says, "I haven't even gone through that one yet" Is there gold in the bottom of that box? I know there isn't some Barbie from the 60's in there Hold on a second, "Timmy ,Tommy you come sort your crap." The kids run up the cobble stone driveway Elliot comes bounding up t...

31 MIN2007 JUN 1
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 30, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-30.mp3 Show: #369 Length: 31:29 Size: 21.6mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 30, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Send an email like Betsy's uncle Denny from Poland He had to get it to you to get it to your dad The older he gets the less he wants to talk to people I'm all for it . . . I'm 32 and I could quit talking to you any day now I left a huge patch of grass when I mowed It looked like a gorilla had escaped and pooped in the yard I am at such a lower level of chaos than Betsy Though you never talk about it you are the queen of chaos Little dead dog doing little deaf dog stuff Betsy needs her own posse at all times I need a goat herd Mr. B Monday's show was abbreviated Kris had a mantrum That wasn't it Betsy's evil gene is kicking in Recording this show during the middle of the day is weird It's the opposite of sex Kris . . . just stop...

31 MIN2007 MAY 30
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 30, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 28, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-28.mp3 Show: #368 Length: 18:00 Size: 12.3mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Short show and show notes wouldn't really do it much justice. But these photos referenced on the show can be your visual guide. It doesn't get much more American than this. Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: feral cats Memorial Day 2007 hometown Kris Smith Betsy Smith

17 MIN2007 MAY 28
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 28, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-25.mp3 Show: #367 Length: 34:11 Size: 23.4mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Bringing the intro I got it this time . . . the original intro with emails If my eyes were balls of lava your head would be melting I noticed you've not called your parents Listen, I got to call them from my cell Yeah, the swing set needs to be moved on Sunday now So you might not be able to make it out to your folks And on Saturday Calvary Church in Naperville is having it's annual sale I'll be there at 6:30 in the morning Times are desperate Mr B . . . I gotta tear it up I might just pretend that I am one of them for a discount What are you doing here this early? Are you a member? Betsy calls the employees "scaries" My sister witnessed someone trying to haggle . . . "You know Jesus is watching you." What? Jesus wants your meg...

34 MIN2007 MAY 25
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-23.mp3 Show: #366 Length: 34:37 Size: 23.7mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Kris tries to take it back to 2004 and fails The old school intro Things have changed for the better since we've been doing the show Someone actually sent an email with that in it today . . . being able to hear the difference You've never had respect for me Betsy It will only grow when I see the gravel pit that you crawled out of You're worried about what Elliot will say about the dead cars in the yard Someone lives in that house? Yes, that's where I grew up The house is the size of our finished basement Kris, it was the size of a double wide My little house used to be a warehouse The great La Moille fire and our house survived As the story goes . . . it was started by a train derailment in the late 1800's The trailer office ne...

34 MIN2007 MAY 23
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007

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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-13.mp3 Show: #375 Length: 30:03 Size: 20.6mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. July 8th, live show, must get 10 peeps in seats by June 15th The triscadecaphobes represent in full Leave a comment like the post for the video of the show Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby We should call your corner, "What's that smell" Garbage to the left and plates to the right And, and what? I put on the Beast costume for you baby Here's the auction Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn I'm going to give the auction number Betsy reads it all too fast Then she gives them to us like were are idiots That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume There's one watcher already The gay trip wires were missing T...

30 MIN2007 JUN 13
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 11, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-11.mp3 Show: #374 Length: 32:29 Size: 22.3mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 11, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th Sorry this was late this morning, technical difficulties this morning with production software. But all is good now.Show notes in 10.Was longer than 10. I had to deal with the man.We of course talk the Sopranos finale I've got a great story I am going to tell you for 8 years Then I am just going to give you nothing The end is whatever you want it to be How sweet would it be to be the lead singer of Journey? We're going to use you song for the finale You go to the botox joint look over and Al Gore is there too The bad vacation gene kicks in full core Betsy falls victim to it's dominant traits Do you want to go on vacation with someone who says, "Is there wi-fi there?" ...

32 MIN2007 JUN 11
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 11, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-08.mp3 Show: #373 Length: 33:33 Size: 23.0mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th That's your big intro? Well, let me tell my big story Mr. B I hope it is good after your last scripted one I could have coached you through that reading I would be real fan of this What Kris boobs with ankles? Fake boobs that look natural Betsy, "What's the point of that?" Hey, Kris a Mercedes that looks like a Ford Maybe fake that look real isn't a good thing IRS and the accountant give Betsy a ring I'm trying to function only in the present Sitting there eating fish sticks with Grandma and the phone rings It's good, they are trying to take care of us Now I've got to talk to someone And your fish sticks are going to get cold Good thing you were putting kids to bed so...

33 MIN2007 JUN 8
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 06, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-06.mp3 Show: #372 Length: 23:06 Size: 15.8mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 06, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Sorry this is late, I'm on the road today and have to get to what I get paid for . . . making podcasts for other folks like this dude.I'll be back in the man pit for Friday's show. Expect at least 150 words worth of show notes. Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: dog therapist attacked by cat cat people circle of life love interest

23 MIN2007 JUN 6
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 06, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 04, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-04.mp3 Show: #371 Length: 34:31 Size: 23.7mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 04, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Pick a post, any post to leave us a comment Betsy starts the show by flossing with her own hair Keeping in natural Betsy gnawing on her hand Kris says, "epididymitis" got his body part skin layers a bit off Just swinging with the kids Catherine the Great I am not Why would you do that? Are you kidding me I've got the death march covered I got a layer food to keep me alive for any miles long walk Driving by all the closed down health clubs They always open, they always go out of business Locally owned and operated Mega health clubs Now the locals have signs like 27 months free I asked who the hell would go there? My dad Le Beau's Health Club Aurora Let the porn music play Picture my dad as a tour guide Using a lighter with your ...

34 MIN2007 JUN 4
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 04, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-06-01.mp3 Show: #370 Length: 31:57 Size: 21.9mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Mr. B it has been a tough week out there in the garage sale trenches She wouldn't look me in the eye Hey, you invited me here! You put up a sign and told me to come to your garage You don't treat an invited guest like this I'm going to give you my two dollars, bitch You're husband gives you money and you do a lot more for him . . . come on Oh, baby A moving box full of GI Joe and little boy crap It's a perfect box for the man How about $5? Doesn't look at me and says, "I haven't even gone through that one yet" Is there gold in the bottom of that box? I know there isn't some Barbie from the 60's in there Hold on a second, "Timmy ,Tommy you come sort your crap." The kids run up the cobble stone driveway Elliot comes bounding up t...

31 MIN2007 JUN 1
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 30, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-30.mp3 Show: #369 Length: 31:29 Size: 21.6mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 30, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Send an email like Betsy's uncle Denny from Poland He had to get it to you to get it to your dad The older he gets the less he wants to talk to people I'm all for it . . . I'm 32 and I could quit talking to you any day now I left a huge patch of grass when I mowed It looked like a gorilla had escaped and pooped in the yard I am at such a lower level of chaos than Betsy Though you never talk about it you are the queen of chaos Little dead dog doing little deaf dog stuff Betsy needs her own posse at all times I need a goat herd Mr. B Monday's show was abbreviated Kris had a mantrum That wasn't it Betsy's evil gene is kicking in Recording this show during the middle of the day is weird It's the opposite of sex Kris . . . just stop...

31 MIN2007 MAY 30
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 30, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 28, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-28.mp3 Show: #368 Length: 18:00 Size: 12.3mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Short show and show notes wouldn't really do it much justice. But these photos referenced on the show can be your visual guide. It doesn't get much more American than this. Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: feral cats Memorial Day 2007 hometown Kris Smith Betsy Smith

17 MIN2007 MAY 28
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 28, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-25.mp3 Show: #367 Length: 34:11 Size: 23.4mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Bringing the intro I got it this time . . . the original intro with emails If my eyes were balls of lava your head would be melting I noticed you've not called your parents Listen, I got to call them from my cell Yeah, the swing set needs to be moved on Sunday now So you might not be able to make it out to your folks And on Saturday Calvary Church in Naperville is having it's annual sale I'll be there at 6:30 in the morning Times are desperate Mr B . . . I gotta tear it up I might just pretend that I am one of them for a discount What are you doing here this early? Are you a member? Betsy calls the employees "scaries" My sister witnessed someone trying to haggle . . . "You know Jesus is watching you." What? Jesus wants your meg...

34 MIN2007 MAY 25
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007

ECroncast - 2007-05-23.mp3 Show: #366 Length: 34:37 Size: 23.7mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Kris tries to take it back to 2004 and fails The old school intro Things have changed for the better since we've been doing the show Someone actually sent an email with that in it today . . . being able to hear the difference You've never had respect for me Betsy It will only grow when I see the gravel pit that you crawled out of You're worried about what Elliot will say about the dead cars in the yard Someone lives in that house? Yes, that's where I grew up The house is the size of our finished basement Kris, it was the size of a double wide My little house used to be a warehouse The great La Moille fire and our house survived As the story goes . . . it was started by a train derailment in the late 1800's The trailer office ne...

34 MIN2007 MAY 23
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007
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