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Croncast Season 18 | Life is Show Prep

Kris Smith and Betsy Shilts

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Croncast Season 18 | Life is Show Prep
Croncast Season 18 | Life is Show Prep

Croncast Season 18 | Life is Show Prep

Kris Smith and Betsy Shilts

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Betsy gets a call back for a second audition for game show contestantdom. Getting Stoned On Costco Cake, A Mother's Cautionary Tale. Betsy bombs an improv audition, and considers raising blind deaf somewhat vicious shitzus her new calling. Kris is still in the basement.

Latest Episodes

Season 19 Ep 4: Volvo Petting Zoo, Butter Dish, The Wheel

Croncast - 2008-01-14.mp3 Show: #450 Length: 38:50 Size: 26.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes New intro music keeps on rolling along Posts are the items in the site I think you lost dad at upload That could be the catch phrase from a nerd movie "You had me at upload" Having the love of a nerd is like that of a Golden Retriever The red in their eyes Like the bloodhounds We'll get your's fixed someday You can get side by side And then I'll get you plastic surgery, the both of you We do dis and dis, but not dis I should have bitten his face We took the dogs to the groomer Changing deaf dogs name every three weeks What does it matter? You know what happens to 15 dogs right? Sure, they die No The dog is walking around with cancer and a 13th nipple Dog groomers should know better and look for lumps The number one thing that gets skipped is the finger in the butt No one wants to drain a dog Let fail you Betsy likens web designers with Goodwill The two handed...

38 MIN2008 JAN 14
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Season 19 Ep 4: Volvo Petting Zoo, Butter Dish, The Wheel

Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach

Croncast - 2008-01-11.mp3 Show: #449 Length: 28:23 Size: 19.5mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Leave us a comment anytime After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind Real reasons We just do it, it's become part of our day We've become part of that It's like a radio station And they are playing Rod Stewart What? Kris you have lost your mind Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"? What are you talking about? You should pre-screen your thoughts Like a celebrity does Wive's would love these things Coming back from the long break Saying things as opposed to telling stories It was your birthday it made for a weird show I have to go to the bank I noticed you didn't buy your own cake Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one The bank was a ruse Turns out the cake was frozen Much like you I couldn't really cut it I told the kids it was an ice cream cake I forgot to buy candles Yeah, you made m...

28 MIN2008 JAN 11
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Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach

Season 19 Ep 2: Betsy's Birthday, Jeanie, Pizza Dude

Croncast - 2008-01-09.mp3 Show: #448 Length: 28:08 Size: 19.4mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Short show notes today . . . It's Betsy's Birthday!! Things have been crazy here today Special guest Jeanie (the real so late today) Quality is a bit off for three mic set up Sure it is a messy man pit Betsy got the call to audition for Wheel of Fortune Chicago Dear Intern, this is my childhood dream Need a hookup with a sturdy llama It's a casting call Good luck baby Jeanie knows what following Besty around is like I wasn't following her for a Build a Bear It was a Bitty Baby No one knows the difference That is playware More on that January 19th People need to know these things! Sure they do, Betsy Things like, your checklist for the bottom of a dumpster The auction story gets cut short Besty and Jeanie profess their lust for a rock star Not sure he is a star Jeanie went to a fundraiser with Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight For Adrianne Curry's mom She ...

28 MIN2008 JAN 9
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Season 19 Ep 2: Betsy's Birthday, Jeanie, Pizza Dude

Season 19 Ep 1: Big man small sled, CWI, Guilt

Croncast - 2008-01-07.mp3 Show: #447 Length: 28:54 Size: 19.9mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We're Back!! Fake intro New intro New show art also Welcome to what we're calling, 'Season 4' We gotta keep it fresh The show turns out to be a huge part of our lives We interact through the show You don't talk to me about your life Now all you want is for me to be your 'manny' and watch the kids We need the show for sharing with one another Some really hilarious things happened Painful for me I am still in pain You whiney monkey, hush I get to call him out on this fakey, fakey shit Can I tell the story? Sure, give it your shot You won't be able to do it So you went to Elliot's holiday play You left early And guilty you should be I had to leave! No you didn't, you are unemployed I'm literally being drug under a semi by you I can't tell you about my secret he tells us I never heard grand finale Kris cuts out early, early Let me tell this story You are unemploy...

28 MIN2008 JAN 7
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Season 19 Ep 1: Big man small sled, CWI, Guilt

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 14, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-14.mp3 Show: #446 Length: 3:00 Size: 2.08mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Well guys, we're putting the wraps on 2007 and going on hiatus until January 7, 2008.Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening to the show!!! Thank you for your support over the last few years, it has meant a great deal to us.We'll be back in January all shiny and new. Have a great holiday season and happy new year!! Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: Croncast Betsy Smith Kris Smith Podcast.com 2008

2 MIN2007 DEC 14
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 14, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 12, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-12.mp3 Show: #444 Length: 25:31 Size: 17.5mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes My stalker is back Kris, put the shoe on the other foot He thinks you are stalking him I keep my eye on everyone You are so cute when you laugh You have the bobble body Mr B Put it out there to the Secret You have got to stop this Secret crap I want to do a training series for HR professionals How to hire a guy like me and How to hire a gal like me Gal would be done by Nicole Simon I need that gum scraper here at home I have to pay the kids to clean Elliot gets Webkinz Listen, it is my trained earwigs They mulch aluminum cans for me The cafe press store, so far I have license plate frames Here it is, shirts on the way My dad told me white collar prison isn't so bad Conjugal visits through the fence We need to have a jail baby So you can have something to look forward to Do you mean motivation? I never met my daddy He and mama hug real close through the fence ...

25 MIN2007 DEC 12
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 12, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-10.mp3 Show: #444 Length: 30:08 Size: 20.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Betsy laughing during intro James Brown sang "It's a Man's World" But that's all wrong I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know It's a lipstick lesbians world No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol What? That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island So I went to buy some wine at Costco You can't take kids in there You can take them in there No way, Costco is way to shishi They have to stand outside and scream Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze No way! Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled We would walk into the liquor department buy booze Then go back to pick up the prescriptions You need something to wash the pills down with My grape...

30 MIN2007 DEC 10
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 07, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-07.mp3 Show: #443 Length: 34:47 Size: 23.9mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes It's Tell a Friend Friday! Get out there and tell somebody about the show Leave those comments on the posts I'm going to commission something for you for Christmas, Kris A bronze statue? No, a paint by numbers There has to be a service online like that My paint by number would be one number Yeah, with a bucket of porcelain white paint Your improv classes are coming to an end Sure I got one more to go All anxious about this job stuff You are like a woman this way, Kris Your puffy cuffedness blasting My beard was all jacked up I needed a trim The website can't see the fact you shouldn't No shaving it off I do enough repulsive crap in my day I set you up with a barber for a beard trim It wasn't a regular barber, it was mans man barber So anyway I went to improv It was great, I gave up the scene He said, you intimidate me The stay at home intimidator I thought sh...

34 MIN2007 DEC 7
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 07, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 05, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-05.mp3 Show: #442 Length: 31:04 Size: 21.3mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes For starters, we're sorry for the late show. We've got a lot going on around here. And along those lines I will have to get back to show notes later. Sorry for the inconvenience but just keep in mind that the shows make you laugh regardless of what the show notes say. Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: The Secret Anderson Cooper Geraldo Rivera condiments self-check

31 MIN2007 DEC 5
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 05, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 03, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-03.mp3 Show: #441 Length: 33:28 Size: 23.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Note: Something was off with the sound level on Betsy's mic in today's show and I didn't catch it until it was too late. Content wise, well, they all can't be winners. Welcome to December Ron Paul is taking Naperville by storm If Rick was here this wouldn't be happening Tell me why Iowa gets to pick the best candidate? I dunno I don't have a better answer That is what I am talking about It's needed for the parties to have a race and for the media to have a news cycle Live blogging from a combine in the field I like to see how far away I can find something to listen to I didn't chase it on the quad The law of the land says you gotta sit in the tree It took 10 men and new named jr. to kill a deer Are we gay or gangster tonight? Oh, baby Iowa matters to the candidates and the media It's all bunk Did you now just hear me? They got the world's largest truck stop Y...

33 MIN2007 DEC 3
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 03, 2007

Latest Episodes

Season 19 Ep 4: Volvo Petting Zoo, Butter Dish, The Wheel

Croncast - 2008-01-14.mp3 Show: #450 Length: 38:50 Size: 26.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes New intro music keeps on rolling along Posts are the items in the site I think you lost dad at upload That could be the catch phrase from a nerd movie "You had me at upload" Having the love of a nerd is like that of a Golden Retriever The red in their eyes Like the bloodhounds We'll get your's fixed someday You can get side by side And then I'll get you plastic surgery, the both of you We do dis and dis, but not dis I should have bitten his face We took the dogs to the groomer Changing deaf dogs name every three weeks What does it matter? You know what happens to 15 dogs right? Sure, they die No The dog is walking around with cancer and a 13th nipple Dog groomers should know better and look for lumps The number one thing that gets skipped is the finger in the butt No one wants to drain a dog Let fail you Betsy likens web designers with Goodwill The two handed...

38 MIN2008 JAN 14
Comments
Season 19 Ep 4: Volvo Petting Zoo, Butter Dish, The Wheel

Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach

Croncast - 2008-01-11.mp3 Show: #449 Length: 28:23 Size: 19.5mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Leave us a comment anytime After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind Real reasons We just do it, it's become part of our day We've become part of that It's like a radio station And they are playing Rod Stewart What? Kris you have lost your mind Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"? What are you talking about? You should pre-screen your thoughts Like a celebrity does Wive's would love these things Coming back from the long break Saying things as opposed to telling stories It was your birthday it made for a weird show I have to go to the bank I noticed you didn't buy your own cake Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one The bank was a ruse Turns out the cake was frozen Much like you I couldn't really cut it I told the kids it was an ice cream cake I forgot to buy candles Yeah, you made m...

28 MIN2008 JAN 11
Comments
Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach

Season 19 Ep 2: Betsy's Birthday, Jeanie, Pizza Dude

Croncast - 2008-01-09.mp3 Show: #448 Length: 28:08 Size: 19.4mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Short show notes today . . . It's Betsy's Birthday!! Things have been crazy here today Special guest Jeanie (the real so late today) Quality is a bit off for three mic set up Sure it is a messy man pit Betsy got the call to audition for Wheel of Fortune Chicago Dear Intern, this is my childhood dream Need a hookup with a sturdy llama It's a casting call Good luck baby Jeanie knows what following Besty around is like I wasn't following her for a Build a Bear It was a Bitty Baby No one knows the difference That is playware More on that January 19th People need to know these things! Sure they do, Betsy Things like, your checklist for the bottom of a dumpster The auction story gets cut short Besty and Jeanie profess their lust for a rock star Not sure he is a star Jeanie went to a fundraiser with Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight For Adrianne Curry's mom She ...

28 MIN2008 JAN 9
Comments
Season 19 Ep 2: Betsy's Birthday, Jeanie, Pizza Dude

Season 19 Ep 1: Big man small sled, CWI, Guilt

Croncast - 2008-01-07.mp3 Show: #447 Length: 28:54 Size: 19.9mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We're Back!! Fake intro New intro New show art also Welcome to what we're calling, 'Season 4' We gotta keep it fresh The show turns out to be a huge part of our lives We interact through the show You don't talk to me about your life Now all you want is for me to be your 'manny' and watch the kids We need the show for sharing with one another Some really hilarious things happened Painful for me I am still in pain You whiney monkey, hush I get to call him out on this fakey, fakey shit Can I tell the story? Sure, give it your shot You won't be able to do it So you went to Elliot's holiday play You left early And guilty you should be I had to leave! No you didn't, you are unemployed I'm literally being drug under a semi by you I can't tell you about my secret he tells us I never heard grand finale Kris cuts out early, early Let me tell this story You are unemploy...

28 MIN2008 JAN 7
Comments
Season 19 Ep 1: Big man small sled, CWI, Guilt

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 14, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-14.mp3 Show: #446 Length: 3:00 Size: 2.08mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Well guys, we're putting the wraps on 2007 and going on hiatus until January 7, 2008.Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening to the show!!! Thank you for your support over the last few years, it has meant a great deal to us.We'll be back in January all shiny and new. Have a great holiday season and happy new year!! Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: Croncast Betsy Smith Kris Smith Podcast.com 2008

2 MIN2007 DEC 14
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 14, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 12, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-12.mp3 Show: #444 Length: 25:31 Size: 17.5mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes My stalker is back Kris, put the shoe on the other foot He thinks you are stalking him I keep my eye on everyone You are so cute when you laugh You have the bobble body Mr B Put it out there to the Secret You have got to stop this Secret crap I want to do a training series for HR professionals How to hire a guy like me and How to hire a gal like me Gal would be done by Nicole Simon I need that gum scraper here at home I have to pay the kids to clean Elliot gets Webkinz Listen, it is my trained earwigs They mulch aluminum cans for me The cafe press store, so far I have license plate frames Here it is, shirts on the way My dad told me white collar prison isn't so bad Conjugal visits through the fence We need to have a jail baby So you can have something to look forward to Do you mean motivation? I never met my daddy He and mama hug real close through the fence ...

25 MIN2007 DEC 12
Comments
Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 12, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-10.mp3 Show: #444 Length: 30:08 Size: 20.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Betsy laughing during intro James Brown sang "It's a Man's World" But that's all wrong I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know It's a lipstick lesbians world No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol What? That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island So I went to buy some wine at Costco You can't take kids in there You can take them in there No way, Costco is way to shishi They have to stand outside and scream Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze No way! Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled We would walk into the liquor department buy booze Then go back to pick up the prescriptions You need something to wash the pills down with My grape...

30 MIN2007 DEC 10
Comments
Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 07, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-07.mp3 Show: #443 Length: 34:47 Size: 23.9mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes It's Tell a Friend Friday! Get out there and tell somebody about the show Leave those comments on the posts I'm going to commission something for you for Christmas, Kris A bronze statue? No, a paint by numbers There has to be a service online like that My paint by number would be one number Yeah, with a bucket of porcelain white paint Your improv classes are coming to an end Sure I got one more to go All anxious about this job stuff You are like a woman this way, Kris Your puffy cuffedness blasting My beard was all jacked up I needed a trim The website can't see the fact you shouldn't No shaving it off I do enough repulsive crap in my day I set you up with a barber for a beard trim It wasn't a regular barber, it was mans man barber So anyway I went to improv It was great, I gave up the scene He said, you intimidate me The stay at home intimidator I thought sh...

34 MIN2007 DEC 7
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 07, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 05, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-05.mp3 Show: #442 Length: 31:04 Size: 21.3mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes For starters, we're sorry for the late show. We've got a lot going on around here. And along those lines I will have to get back to show notes later. Sorry for the inconvenience but just keep in mind that the shows make you laugh regardless of what the show notes say. Audience Survey, please fill this out for us Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page Tags: The Secret Anderson Cooper Geraldo Rivera condiments self-check

31 MIN2007 DEC 5
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 05, 2007

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 03, 2007

Croncast - 2007-12-03.mp3 Show: #441 Length: 33:28 Size: 23.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Note: Something was off with the sound level on Betsy's mic in today's show and I didn't catch it until it was too late. Content wise, well, they all can't be winners. Welcome to December Ron Paul is taking Naperville by storm If Rick was here this wouldn't be happening Tell me why Iowa gets to pick the best candidate? I dunno I don't have a better answer That is what I am talking about It's needed for the parties to have a race and for the media to have a news cycle Live blogging from a combine in the field I like to see how far away I can find something to listen to I didn't chase it on the quad The law of the land says you gotta sit in the tree It took 10 men and new named jr. to kill a deer Are we gay or gangster tonight? Oh, baby Iowa matters to the candidates and the media It's all bunk Did you now just hear me? They got the world's largest truck stop Y...

33 MIN2007 DEC 3
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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 03, 2007