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Depressed Ravings of an Insomniac

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If you also find yourself to suffer from feelings of prolonged sadness, chronic loneliness, anxiety, or the occasional suicidal tendency, this is the place for you This is a comedy podcast, meant to be a window into my own lifeA place to laugh at my daily stories of dating too much, sleeping to little, and getting lost in VietnamThis isn't your normal, "mental health" podcastIt's a show about learning to live with your sadness And to realize it doesn't exist at allAnd that striving to be happy or believing you're depressed are both useless pursuitsEnjoy my sane insanity - SaRtini

Latest Episodes

Benevolent Father

Welcome to a comedy podcast for depressed people. Today we discuss: My concerns bait my father showing early signs of Alzheimer’s. Why every parent fucks up his or her kids. Starving in Thailand. Meeting a wise Indian man. Becoming a benevolent father. That time that girl peed on me. Enjoy - Sartini

47 MIN2018 DEC 25
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Benevolent Father

The STD Test

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Today, I'm in Hanoi, and, not only was a mugged, but I was also told I had an STD by an eye doctor, so we talk about how to get an STD check in Vietnam. So, that was ... interesting Next, we discuss what to do when you like a girl and how to go about making her your girlfriend. Enjoy - Sartini

29 MIN2018 DEC 25
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The STD Test

Psychology of Hot Women

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Today, is yet another Tinder sexcapade. I meet the most attractive woman in Vietnam. She tells me how she gets paid to fly around the world, doing fashion shoots and accompanying old millionaires. We then discuss the mind of the most attractive women, the kind of life styles they live, and the essence of narcissism. Next, I voice my usual concerns of the fear that I'll never settle down and raise a family. Solid episode. Enjoy - Sartini

38 MIN2018 DEC 25
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Psychology of Hot Women

Pandemic in my Pants

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed folks. Today's story is about illness. Specifically, how I contracted a deadly form of influenza and almost died. What a fun time

24 MIN2018 DEC 24
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Pandemic in my Pants

Gay For A Day

Welcome to the comedy podcast for depressed folk. As with all my greatest stories, "it began with a girl" The classic story of Sartini uses Tinder. Sartini meets girl. Sartini and girl go to a bar. There may or may not be drugs at said bar and the bar may or may not sponsor a massive orgy amongst drag queens and the bar may or may not be on fire. This is one of my favorite tales and it is my hope you enjoy the occasion as much as I was made uncomfortable by it. Enjoy - Sartini Notes: It is my imagination that I shall one day become persecuted for this episode. My opening statement is the following: This particular situation is, at this present moment, too much for me to comprehend or make sense of. All comments made are in an attempt to entertain and to help me understand a situation which I cannot. If I offend, so be it. If it is you who intend to persecute me, understand this: we are both drastically incapable of understanding the complexities this grand adventure of human life ma...

30 MIN2018 DEC 21
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Gay For A Day

A Very Religious Shit

Welcome to another episode of the comedy podcast, for depressed folk. Here’s what’s on my mind today: While I personally love Vietnamese food, my stomach does not. And, stomach issues tend to be a problem, when you happen to be 64 stories atop a skyscraper in a massive nightclub, partying like you’re going to die the next day. Hey, maybe I will actually die, if I don’t find a bathroom. Once in the bathroom, my bowels explode and the usual feeling of death washes over me. In a panicked rage, I open my phone, praying to find anything to read to take my mind away from the shits. So, I find a copy of the Dao De King, and begin to read. In those moments of shitting my stomach clean of the recent goat dinner, I realize my purpose and know exactly who I need to become. Enjoy

20 MIN2018 DEC 21
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A Very Religious Shit

New Land, New Identities

Welcome to another podcast for depressed folk. Here's what's on my mind today: It Is the beginning of the journey, my second day in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. I traveled here for stability. But how is stability gained, and how is change made? "Who do I want to become?" "What personality do I tap into?" "What should I do next?" These thoughts race through my mind. I am entirely scared that I'll return to my usual habits of parties and women. I am entirely scared that I'll fail to become someone new or fall into a hell of chaos once more. Maybe, if I talk it through, I'll find an answer, any answer

17 MIN2018 DEC 21
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New Land, New Identities

Arrival

I’ve arrived in Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam. I haven’t slept in 2 or three days, and can’t form coherent sentences, but here we are. Today, we speak of depression and insomnia - where it all began. “Who do I want to be? Who do I become? What path do I walk now?” - all questions I ask in this episode. Enjoy

23 MIN2018 DEC 21
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Arrival

Last Words

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Now, that I’ve graduated college, I have two options: A. Move into New York City, get a job in podcasting, while I party at the most exclusive night clubs in the city and date models. B. Move to a third world country, leaving everything I have, living in abject poverty, and making internet content, while trying my best not to die. The answer was simple: option B. My thesis is that, if I can devote my life to the pursuit of doing what is interesting, I’ll be able to create the most entertaining stories and monetize my content. My plane leaves for Vietnam in 6 hours. These are my final thoughts. Enjoy.

40 MIN2018 DEC 21
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Last Words

An Honest Talk About Suicide

Welcome to a comedy podcast for depressed people. Today is less of humor and more of a discussion. We’re talking about suicide. Not only will I rely stories of why I personally ponder suicide often, but why I feel you might as well. No, this isn’t a podcast listing the top tips on how to overcome the urge to kill yourself or reasons why life is an endlessly happy existence which, if only you can think positive thoughts, could you too live a better life. If you’re like me, maybe you wake in an endless amount of pain and agony each day and maybe you hate the fact you need to wake at all. Maybe you can’t get out of that pain. And, maybe it’s justified and rational for you to die. What more is there to life than suffering anyway? Well, here’re some stories about why I think about death often, and some stories about how I get on with my day anyway. Maybe you’ll find them funny or interesting enough to reflect upon the next time you wonder whether that bridge is tall enough for it ...

83 MIN2018 DEC 21
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An Honest Talk About Suicide

Latest Episodes

Benevolent Father

Welcome to a comedy podcast for depressed people. Today we discuss: My concerns bait my father showing early signs of Alzheimer’s. Why every parent fucks up his or her kids. Starving in Thailand. Meeting a wise Indian man. Becoming a benevolent father. That time that girl peed on me. Enjoy - Sartini

47 MIN2018 DEC 25
Comments
Benevolent Father

The STD Test

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Today, I'm in Hanoi, and, not only was a mugged, but I was also told I had an STD by an eye doctor, so we talk about how to get an STD check in Vietnam. So, that was ... interesting Next, we discuss what to do when you like a girl and how to go about making her your girlfriend. Enjoy - Sartini

29 MIN2018 DEC 25
Comments
The STD Test

Psychology of Hot Women

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Today, is yet another Tinder sexcapade. I meet the most attractive woman in Vietnam. She tells me how she gets paid to fly around the world, doing fashion shoots and accompanying old millionaires. We then discuss the mind of the most attractive women, the kind of life styles they live, and the essence of narcissism. Next, I voice my usual concerns of the fear that I'll never settle down and raise a family. Solid episode. Enjoy - Sartini

38 MIN2018 DEC 25
Comments
Psychology of Hot Women

Pandemic in my Pants

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed folks. Today's story is about illness. Specifically, how I contracted a deadly form of influenza and almost died. What a fun time

24 MIN2018 DEC 24
Comments
Pandemic in my Pants

Gay For A Day

Welcome to the comedy podcast for depressed folk. As with all my greatest stories, "it began with a girl" The classic story of Sartini uses Tinder. Sartini meets girl. Sartini and girl go to a bar. There may or may not be drugs at said bar and the bar may or may not sponsor a massive orgy amongst drag queens and the bar may or may not be on fire. This is one of my favorite tales and it is my hope you enjoy the occasion as much as I was made uncomfortable by it. Enjoy - Sartini Notes: It is my imagination that I shall one day become persecuted for this episode. My opening statement is the following: This particular situation is, at this present moment, too much for me to comprehend or make sense of. All comments made are in an attempt to entertain and to help me understand a situation which I cannot. If I offend, so be it. If it is you who intend to persecute me, understand this: we are both drastically incapable of understanding the complexities this grand adventure of human life ma...

30 MIN2018 DEC 21
Comments
Gay For A Day

A Very Religious Shit

Welcome to another episode of the comedy podcast, for depressed folk. Here’s what’s on my mind today: While I personally love Vietnamese food, my stomach does not. And, stomach issues tend to be a problem, when you happen to be 64 stories atop a skyscraper in a massive nightclub, partying like you’re going to die the next day. Hey, maybe I will actually die, if I don’t find a bathroom. Once in the bathroom, my bowels explode and the usual feeling of death washes over me. In a panicked rage, I open my phone, praying to find anything to read to take my mind away from the shits. So, I find a copy of the Dao De King, and begin to read. In those moments of shitting my stomach clean of the recent goat dinner, I realize my purpose and know exactly who I need to become. Enjoy

20 MIN2018 DEC 21
Comments
A Very Religious Shit

New Land, New Identities

Welcome to another podcast for depressed folk. Here's what's on my mind today: It Is the beginning of the journey, my second day in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. I traveled here for stability. But how is stability gained, and how is change made? "Who do I want to become?" "What personality do I tap into?" "What should I do next?" These thoughts race through my mind. I am entirely scared that I'll return to my usual habits of parties and women. I am entirely scared that I'll fail to become someone new or fall into a hell of chaos once more. Maybe, if I talk it through, I'll find an answer, any answer

17 MIN2018 DEC 21
Comments
New Land, New Identities

Arrival

I’ve arrived in Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam. I haven’t slept in 2 or three days, and can’t form coherent sentences, but here we are. Today, we speak of depression and insomnia - where it all began. “Who do I want to be? Who do I become? What path do I walk now?” - all questions I ask in this episode. Enjoy

23 MIN2018 DEC 21
Comments
Arrival

Last Words

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Now, that I’ve graduated college, I have two options: A. Move into New York City, get a job in podcasting, while I party at the most exclusive night clubs in the city and date models. B. Move to a third world country, leaving everything I have, living in abject poverty, and making internet content, while trying my best not to die. The answer was simple: option B. My thesis is that, if I can devote my life to the pursuit of doing what is interesting, I’ll be able to create the most entertaining stories and monetize my content. My plane leaves for Vietnam in 6 hours. These are my final thoughts. Enjoy.

40 MIN2018 DEC 21
Comments
Last Words

An Honest Talk About Suicide

Welcome to a comedy podcast for depressed people. Today is less of humor and more of a discussion. We’re talking about suicide. Not only will I rely stories of why I personally ponder suicide often, but why I feel you might as well. No, this isn’t a podcast listing the top tips on how to overcome the urge to kill yourself or reasons why life is an endlessly happy existence which, if only you can think positive thoughts, could you too live a better life. If you’re like me, maybe you wake in an endless amount of pain and agony each day and maybe you hate the fact you need to wake at all. Maybe you can’t get out of that pain. And, maybe it’s justified and rational for you to die. What more is there to life than suffering anyway? Well, here’re some stories about why I think about death often, and some stories about how I get on with my day anyway. Maybe you’ll find them funny or interesting enough to reflect upon the next time you wonder whether that bridge is tall enough for it ...

83 MIN2018 DEC 21
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An Honest Talk About Suicide
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