title

Illegal Touching Podcast

Ortiscoph Media

0
Followers
0
Plays
Illegal Touching Podcast
Illegal Touching Podcast

Illegal Touching Podcast

Ortiscoph Media

0
Followers
0
Plays
OVERVIEWEPISODESYOU MAY ALSO LIKE

Details

About Us

We take college football very seriously (LOL NO). Tune in and you'll find out nothing you need to know about players or teams. We're only in it for the lulz but an occasional fact might slip out.

Latest Episodes

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 3

Couple'a bros. Sittin around on Saturday. Watching college football. What comes next? ...Pizza Rolls. It's This American Life. Wait actually it's the Illegal Touching College Football podcast! The most insightful hilarious take on college football there is.

-1 s5 days ago
Comments
Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 3

2019 - Week 2

What a week! Michigan and FSU down to the wire against chump teams, Tennessee in a heap of ashes, and LSU looks strong as hell. We had a big ol' time watching and recording this week. But we did not receive a turnover pencil, so definitely could have been better.

69 MIN1 weeks ago
Comments
2019 - Week 2

2019 - Week 1

It's ALL THE WAY back, baby! A bunch of college football teams lost games they shouldn't and we are absolutely here for it. The full crew is here for this one as we discuss the hottest coifs on the field and reluctantly acknowledge that Wyoming exists. Mack Brown shows us what he got:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiFSPfpl6Ds

60 MIN2 weeks ago
Comments
2019 - Week 1

2019 - Week -1

WOO! Bama totally won the 2018 season and NOBODY REMEMBERS NOTHIN' DIFFERENT. Touchpod skeleton crew tries to function in the new podcast studio without Stuenkel bringing facts to the party. We're breaking down some of the off-season and the pre-season. Rankings get ranked and beers get dranked.

40 MINAUG 24
Comments
2019 - Week -1

2018 - Week 14

Bama turning Georgia's dream's to ash. Clemson's cakewalk over Pitt to the big dance. Oklahoma gets Red River Redeemed over Texas. UAB finishes with 10 wins! All the championships you can stand and SOMEHOW absolutely no discussion of the absolutely historic Iowa State/Drake game? Crazy. Cancel the whole PAC-12. It really jumped the shark. This episode was recorded before the news about Urban Meyer's departure so with that revelation the pod would like to say "so long, jackass" https://fuckurbanmeyer.com https://byebye.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

68 MIN2018 DEC 6
Comments
2018 - Week 14

2018 - Week 13

Hate week in review.Ben fights the plague to join us and talk about how he hates overtime. We discuss alternate (and even stupider) overtime schemes. Adam discusses...the implication…of playoff selections!Florida State bowl streak is toast and North Carolina celebrates RETURN OF THE MACK. http://selfown.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

60 MIN2018 NOV 29
Comments
2018 - Week 13

2018 - Week 12

Touching (!!) on all the topics in college football this week. It's the playoff speculation spectacular! You want the stats overload from that Maryland/Ohio State game? We got that on tap. Big 12 insanity from West Virginia at Maryland. We even get on about Mike Leach's preferred fast food items/playoff hopes (none) and Les Miles to Kansas. We also have some crap about Alabama vs. The Citadel for reasons. http://trashheap.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

59 MIN2018 NOV 22
Comments
2018 - Week 12

2018 - Week 11

John returns to talk about more UAB bullshit than Ben can withstand. The touchers discuss a terrible Bama tradition and zillion yard Bedlam. More discussion of coach’s follicles than you would think or maybe want. http://itneverends.fuckosu.com Mike Leach mascot interview https://twitter.com/SWXFemi/status/1059617822068760576 Mike Leach mustache https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtb1Eqolhzw Arkansas gif https://twitter.com/ESPNCFB/status/1061449246812131329 Facebook Group:https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter:@podcastillegal Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

59 MIN2018 NOV 15
Comments
2018 - Week 11

2018 - Week 10

John was ejected for targeting and then beat up by Kathy Bates or some such shit, so the team carries on in his stead with Brown Shirt Graduate Transfer, Nathan. Discussion includes the Dabo Killing Fields and the deliciousness content of various horrorfoods. There is a notable lack of UAB stats for which they will all pay. Dearly. Editors note: it’s 15 (!) biscuits for $12. Go back back back. http://sponsored.fuckosu.com Facebook Group:https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter:@podcastillegal Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

65 MIN2018 NOV 8
Comments
2018 - Week 10

2018 - Week 9

WE BACK. Explanations and excuse-making for our absence within. Ben was out so we made it work on special teams. We played fast and loose with this one but still let some facts slip in there. http://lol.fuckosu.com Facebook Group:https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter:@podcastillegal Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

35 MIN2018 NOV 1
Comments
2018 - Week 9

Latest Episodes

Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 3

Couple'a bros. Sittin around on Saturday. Watching college football. What comes next? ...Pizza Rolls. It's This American Life. Wait actually it's the Illegal Touching College Football podcast! The most insightful hilarious take on college football there is.

-1 s5 days ago
Comments
Illegal Touching - 2019 Week 3

2019 - Week 2

What a week! Michigan and FSU down to the wire against chump teams, Tennessee in a heap of ashes, and LSU looks strong as hell. We had a big ol' time watching and recording this week. But we did not receive a turnover pencil, so definitely could have been better.

69 MIN1 weeks ago
Comments
2019 - Week 2

2019 - Week 1

It's ALL THE WAY back, baby! A bunch of college football teams lost games they shouldn't and we are absolutely here for it. The full crew is here for this one as we discuss the hottest coifs on the field and reluctantly acknowledge that Wyoming exists. Mack Brown shows us what he got:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiFSPfpl6Ds

60 MIN2 weeks ago
Comments
2019 - Week 1

2019 - Week -1

WOO! Bama totally won the 2018 season and NOBODY REMEMBERS NOTHIN' DIFFERENT. Touchpod skeleton crew tries to function in the new podcast studio without Stuenkel bringing facts to the party. We're breaking down some of the off-season and the pre-season. Rankings get ranked and beers get dranked.

40 MINAUG 24
Comments
2019 - Week -1

2018 - Week 14

Bama turning Georgia's dream's to ash. Clemson's cakewalk over Pitt to the big dance. Oklahoma gets Red River Redeemed over Texas. UAB finishes with 10 wins! All the championships you can stand and SOMEHOW absolutely no discussion of the absolutely historic Iowa State/Drake game? Crazy. Cancel the whole PAC-12. It really jumped the shark. This episode was recorded before the news about Urban Meyer's departure so with that revelation the pod would like to say "so long, jackass" https://fuckurbanmeyer.com https://byebye.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

68 MIN2018 DEC 6
Comments
2018 - Week 14

2018 - Week 13

Hate week in review.Ben fights the plague to join us and talk about how he hates overtime. We discuss alternate (and even stupider) overtime schemes. Adam discusses...the implication…of playoff selections!Florida State bowl streak is toast and North Carolina celebrates RETURN OF THE MACK. http://selfown.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

60 MIN2018 NOV 29
Comments
2018 - Week 13

2018 - Week 12

Touching (!!) on all the topics in college football this week. It's the playoff speculation spectacular! You want the stats overload from that Maryland/Ohio State game? We got that on tap. Big 12 insanity from West Virginia at Maryland. We even get on about Mike Leach's preferred fast food items/playoff hopes (none) and Les Miles to Kansas. We also have some crap about Alabama vs. The Citadel for reasons. http://trashheap.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

59 MIN2018 NOV 22
Comments
2018 - Week 12

2018 - Week 11

John returns to talk about more UAB bullshit than Ben can withstand. The touchers discuss a terrible Bama tradition and zillion yard Bedlam. More discussion of coach’s follicles than you would think or maybe want. http://itneverends.fuckosu.com Mike Leach mascot interview https://twitter.com/SWXFemi/status/1059617822068760576 Mike Leach mustache https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtb1Eqolhzw Arkansas gif https://twitter.com/ESPNCFB/status/1061449246812131329 Facebook Group:https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter:@podcastillegal Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

59 MIN2018 NOV 15
Comments
2018 - Week 11

2018 - Week 10

John was ejected for targeting and then beat up by Kathy Bates or some such shit, so the team carries on in his stead with Brown Shirt Graduate Transfer, Nathan. Discussion includes the Dabo Killing Fields and the deliciousness content of various horrorfoods. There is a notable lack of UAB stats for which they will all pay. Dearly. Editors note: it’s 15 (!) biscuits for $12. Go back back back. http://sponsored.fuckosu.com Facebook Group:https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter:@podcastillegal Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

65 MIN2018 NOV 8
Comments
2018 - Week 10

2018 - Week 9

WE BACK. Explanations and excuse-making for our absence within. Ben was out so we made it work on special teams. We played fast and loose with this one but still let some facts slip in there. http://lol.fuckosu.com Facebook Group:https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter:@podcastillegal Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/touchpod

35 MIN2018 NOV 1
Comments
2018 - Week 9