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Kiss and Tell

Scott Garner, Maré Odomo, Cory Schmitz

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Kiss and Tell

Scott Garner, Maré Odomo, Cory Schmitz

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Latest Episodes

Episode #26 – Sex Doodles

EWe’re back for a new episode and are unbelievably rusty—probably because Scott hasn’t spoken for six months. We talk about bodies and sex and sex with bodies and more, but mostly it’s just a bunch of the long, strange digressions that you know and love (or tolerate). We also talk about… Body Integrity Identity Disorder, less parts equals more happy? Body Dysmorphic Disorder, you’re prettier than you think Penis for Dinner, things that happen in Japan SYSK on Asexuality, it’s a real thing Right Speech, what Twitter isn’t I Saw U, The Stranger’s missed connections Ulli’s Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website, masterful fiction Legend of the Red Dragon, what the cool kids played How To Think More About Sex, a new book by Botton! Small Press Expo, a place to find love? Grumpy Cat, Scott’s spirit animal Reblorg, Maré was an artist in residence LA Game Space Kickstarter, Maré loves games SJG@ITP, Scott makes weird stuff at school

108 MIN2012 NOV 18
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Episode #26 – Sex Doodles

Episode #25 – Mouth Problems

EScott and Maré talk about kissing, lying, drinking blood, foreskin presents and so much more. We also talk about… Ten Thousand, an xkcd comic about not being a jerk Wizard People, still the best thing ever Little Monsters, a movie in which bullies drink pee Animated GIF, internet history is cool Furry Fandom, as if you guys didn’t know Beautiful Agony, the best porn site ever? X-Art.com, Maré approved Ladies of the World, Scott’s new grad program Nausea, the best novel about existential crises Letters to a Young Poet, the best collection of letters Man’s Search for Meaning, this book will change your life The Epic of Gilgamesh, the first bromance 100 Foreskins, the “bride price” David paid Saul Savage Love, Dan on liking trannies In 40 Years, how stupid will you look? Archetypal Psychology, be careful with labels Of Human Bondage, a coming of age story Fregoli delusion, Scott’s favorite disorder Support Kiss and Tell… Maré’s Store, he has like twenty stores Scott’s Stor...

103 MIN2012 JUN 22
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Episode #25 – Mouth Problems

Episode #24 – I Was Never A Virgin

EScott and Maré talk about virgins, long distance relationships, long distance relationship virgins and more! We also talk about… Jams, fancy old shorts Pop Rocks, a legendary candy Mentos and Diet Coke, an explosive combination The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle, a film Juli Odomo, Maré’s brother is on Twitter Infinite Jest, a wonderful, crazy book Better Off Dead, top two John Cusackmovie Chronicle, teenage super power movie Broken Flowers, not a great movie Tweetopia, Scott’s latest project

89 MIN2012 MAY 17
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Episode #24 – I Was Never A Virgin

Episode #23 – Dedicated to the Grind

EScott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can’t go a single episode without talking about them. We also talk about… Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice. How Tipping Works, a complicated issue. How to Get the Girl, the numbers don’t lie. Texas State Capitol, the pinkest capitol. Pottermore, get sorted by the hat! Wizard People, Dear Reader, seriously. deviantART, art, poetry, etc. community. Song Fight!, a thing Scott used to do. Animation is a Gift Word, so is “poet”. Ladies of the World, by Flight of the Conchords. Sam Weber’s Twitter, wise words. Rise and Fall of Online Empires, inevitable. Support Kiss and Tell… Singing Star, Scott’s new iOS game. Letters to an Absent Father, Maré’s new edition! Letters to Myself, Scott wrote it and Maré illustrated.

109 MIN2012 APR 23
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Episode #23 – Dedicated to the Grind

Episode #22 – You’ve Got Nailed

EMaré’s back to discuss adult braces, custom dildos and American Apparel underpants. We also talk about… Kony 2012, a helpful campaign crushed by cynical people? Dave Matthew’s Band, the world’s greatest band? Honey Cocaine, a rap star with adult braces? Make Your Own Dildo, an inappropriate gift for coworkers? Stuff You Should Know, how Scott knows everything? Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, a play about how football players feel? Kiss & Tell Cast Poster, fan art by Coffee Nat?

-1 s2012 APR 1
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Episode #22 – You’ve Got Nailed

Episode #21 – Infinite Blow Job Theory

EScott is joined by the lovely and talented Mika Parades to discuss grandmas, tattoos and Carl Sagan’s infinite blow job theory. We also talk about… Can’t Stop Me From Dreaming, an old Robin Luke song Many-worlds Interpretation, a view of quantum mechanics. Carl Sagan, the smartest man in a turtleneck. Sasha Grey, a talented young actress. Conditions of Love, seriously just buy this book already. Ill Mitch, a Russian rap sensation. The Straight Dope, a smart site that’s sometimes about butts. Meeksqueaks on OKCupid, we made a profile for Mika!

62 MIN2012 MAR 14
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Episode #21 – Infinite Blow Job Theory

Episode #20 – Ojobomo

EWe’re back for season two! Or whatever it is we’re calling this… Learn about furniture sex, missing girlfriends and the mysteries of the vagina. We also talk about… Future Thoughts, a Brad Neely cartoon involving couch sex. Chungking Express, before there was Amélie. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, a magic book that Maré likes. Oliver Twist, a tale of brotherly torture. A Tale of Two Cities, a book about homework and beheadings. The Frighteners, the movie was better than the book. Taken, Liam Neeson will save your girlfriend. The Largest Snake, a giant reptile Scott met in the jungle. Durian, a delicious fruit that smells like death. Just Dance Acapella, adorable Indonesian kids cover GaGa. Still Life, a thing Scott recently made.

83 MIN2012 FEB 23
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Episode #20 – Ojobomo

Episode #19 – Menspo

EIn the twilight of our teenage years we cover first times, black belts and more. Also, there are poems! We also talk about… Uh Helloooooo, “The Scott Garner Techno Experience” Thinspo, pro-anorexia photos? Dijeridoos, tools to save people from dingos The Vampire Chronicles, sexy vampire books by Anne Rice Fist of Fury, a tough Bruce Lee movie Protein, a thing vegans and vegetarians get plenty of Hump 2011, The Stranger’s amateur porn festival

57 MIN2011 MAY 25
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Episode #19 – Menspo

Episode #18 – Man Melons

EIt’s Episode 18 and Scott doesn’t care what Maré thinks about that. We talk about man melons, semenarche and the complex physics behind mother-in-law attraction. Gender Identity, your heart need not match your parts Semenarche, a blessed event Behind Closed Doors, a song by Charlie Rich

54 MIN2011 MAY 18
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Episode #18 – Man Melons

Episode #17 – Reverse Camouflage

EWe finally freed Cory! At least for the first 30 seconds of the show. After that, we talk about mom seduction techniques, tree pervs and all of the people that apparently have sexual fantasies about us. We also talk about… Stuff You Should Know, another favorite podcast Permanent Midnight, a crazy memoir by Jerry Stahl The King of Abs?, what Scott looks like in the summer PhysicistLisa, our favorite fan this week

64 MIN2011 MAY 11
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Episode #17 – Reverse Camouflage

Latest Episodes

Episode #26 – Sex Doodles

EWe’re back for a new episode and are unbelievably rusty—probably because Scott hasn’t spoken for six months. We talk about bodies and sex and sex with bodies and more, but mostly it’s just a bunch of the long, strange digressions that you know and love (or tolerate). We also talk about… Body Integrity Identity Disorder, less parts equals more happy? Body Dysmorphic Disorder, you’re prettier than you think Penis for Dinner, things that happen in Japan SYSK on Asexuality, it’s a real thing Right Speech, what Twitter isn’t I Saw U, The Stranger’s missed connections Ulli’s Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website, masterful fiction Legend of the Red Dragon, what the cool kids played How To Think More About Sex, a new book by Botton! Small Press Expo, a place to find love? Grumpy Cat, Scott’s spirit animal Reblorg, Maré was an artist in residence LA Game Space Kickstarter, Maré loves games SJG@ITP, Scott makes weird stuff at school

108 MIN2012 NOV 18
Comments
Episode #26 – Sex Doodles

Episode #25 – Mouth Problems

EScott and Maré talk about kissing, lying, drinking blood, foreskin presents and so much more. We also talk about… Ten Thousand, an xkcd comic about not being a jerk Wizard People, still the best thing ever Little Monsters, a movie in which bullies drink pee Animated GIF, internet history is cool Furry Fandom, as if you guys didn’t know Beautiful Agony, the best porn site ever? X-Art.com, Maré approved Ladies of the World, Scott’s new grad program Nausea, the best novel about existential crises Letters to a Young Poet, the best collection of letters Man’s Search for Meaning, this book will change your life The Epic of Gilgamesh, the first bromance 100 Foreskins, the “bride price” David paid Saul Savage Love, Dan on liking trannies In 40 Years, how stupid will you look? Archetypal Psychology, be careful with labels Of Human Bondage, a coming of age story Fregoli delusion, Scott’s favorite disorder Support Kiss and Tell… Maré’s Store, he has like twenty stores Scott’s Stor...

103 MIN2012 JUN 22
Comments
Episode #25 – Mouth Problems

Episode #24 – I Was Never A Virgin

EScott and Maré talk about virgins, long distance relationships, long distance relationship virgins and more! We also talk about… Jams, fancy old shorts Pop Rocks, a legendary candy Mentos and Diet Coke, an explosive combination The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle, a film Juli Odomo, Maré’s brother is on Twitter Infinite Jest, a wonderful, crazy book Better Off Dead, top two John Cusackmovie Chronicle, teenage super power movie Broken Flowers, not a great movie Tweetopia, Scott’s latest project

89 MIN2012 MAY 17
Comments
Episode #24 – I Was Never A Virgin

Episode #23 – Dedicated to the Grind

EScott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can’t go a single episode without talking about them. We also talk about… Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice. How Tipping Works, a complicated issue. How to Get the Girl, the numbers don’t lie. Texas State Capitol, the pinkest capitol. Pottermore, get sorted by the hat! Wizard People, Dear Reader, seriously. deviantART, art, poetry, etc. community. Song Fight!, a thing Scott used to do. Animation is a Gift Word, so is “poet”. Ladies of the World, by Flight of the Conchords. Sam Weber’s Twitter, wise words. Rise and Fall of Online Empires, inevitable. Support Kiss and Tell… Singing Star, Scott’s new iOS game. Letters to an Absent Father, Maré’s new edition! Letters to Myself, Scott wrote it and Maré illustrated.

109 MIN2012 APR 23
Comments
Episode #23 – Dedicated to the Grind

Episode #22 – You’ve Got Nailed

EMaré’s back to discuss adult braces, custom dildos and American Apparel underpants. We also talk about… Kony 2012, a helpful campaign crushed by cynical people? Dave Matthew’s Band, the world’s greatest band? Honey Cocaine, a rap star with adult braces? Make Your Own Dildo, an inappropriate gift for coworkers? Stuff You Should Know, how Scott knows everything? Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, a play about how football players feel? Kiss & Tell Cast Poster, fan art by Coffee Nat?

-1 s2012 APR 1
Comments
Episode #22 – You’ve Got Nailed

Episode #21 – Infinite Blow Job Theory

EScott is joined by the lovely and talented Mika Parades to discuss grandmas, tattoos and Carl Sagan’s infinite blow job theory. We also talk about… Can’t Stop Me From Dreaming, an old Robin Luke song Many-worlds Interpretation, a view of quantum mechanics. Carl Sagan, the smartest man in a turtleneck. Sasha Grey, a talented young actress. Conditions of Love, seriously just buy this book already. Ill Mitch, a Russian rap sensation. The Straight Dope, a smart site that’s sometimes about butts. Meeksqueaks on OKCupid, we made a profile for Mika!

62 MIN2012 MAR 14
Comments
Episode #21 – Infinite Blow Job Theory

Episode #20 – Ojobomo

EWe’re back for season two! Or whatever it is we’re calling this… Learn about furniture sex, missing girlfriends and the mysteries of the vagina. We also talk about… Future Thoughts, a Brad Neely cartoon involving couch sex. Chungking Express, before there was Amélie. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, a magic book that Maré likes. Oliver Twist, a tale of brotherly torture. A Tale of Two Cities, a book about homework and beheadings. The Frighteners, the movie was better than the book. Taken, Liam Neeson will save your girlfriend. The Largest Snake, a giant reptile Scott met in the jungle. Durian, a delicious fruit that smells like death. Just Dance Acapella, adorable Indonesian kids cover GaGa. Still Life, a thing Scott recently made.

83 MIN2012 FEB 23
Comments
Episode #20 – Ojobomo

Episode #19 – Menspo

EIn the twilight of our teenage years we cover first times, black belts and more. Also, there are poems! We also talk about… Uh Helloooooo, “The Scott Garner Techno Experience” Thinspo, pro-anorexia photos? Dijeridoos, tools to save people from dingos The Vampire Chronicles, sexy vampire books by Anne Rice Fist of Fury, a tough Bruce Lee movie Protein, a thing vegans and vegetarians get plenty of Hump 2011, The Stranger’s amateur porn festival

57 MIN2011 MAY 25
Comments
Episode #19 – Menspo

Episode #18 – Man Melons

EIt’s Episode 18 and Scott doesn’t care what Maré thinks about that. We talk about man melons, semenarche and the complex physics behind mother-in-law attraction. Gender Identity, your heart need not match your parts Semenarche, a blessed event Behind Closed Doors, a song by Charlie Rich

54 MIN2011 MAY 18
Comments
Episode #18 – Man Melons

Episode #17 – Reverse Camouflage

EWe finally freed Cory! At least for the first 30 seconds of the show. After that, we talk about mom seduction techniques, tree pervs and all of the people that apparently have sexual fantasies about us. We also talk about… Stuff You Should Know, another favorite podcast Permanent Midnight, a crazy memoir by Jerry Stahl The King of Abs?, what Scott looks like in the summer PhysicistLisa, our favorite fan this week

64 MIN2011 MAY 11
Comments
Episode #17 – Reverse Camouflage