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Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

Latest Episodes

#189 - At A Loss

Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think. Will he survive? Or is he officially doomed?

10 MINMAY 10
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#189 - At A Loss

#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead. Don't ask Dave, though. That'll just get him started again.

11 MINMAY 1
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#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

#187 - USA, Party of 3?

Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.

11 MIN2017 OCT 17
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#187 - USA, Party of 3?

#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.

10 MIN2017 OCT 4
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#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just asked the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!

12 MIN2017 SEP 6
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#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

#184 - Grumpy Old Men

Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.

10 MIN2017 FEB 7
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#184 - Grumpy Old Men

#183 - Super LI

Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.

11 MIN2017 JAN 27
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#183 - Super LI

#182 - LinkedOut

Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?

10 MIN2017 JAN 20
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#182 - LinkedOut

#181 - Dialect Dilemma

Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.

10 MIN2016 JUL 15
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#181 - Dialect Dilemma

#180 - CPAP Smear

Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!

10 MIN2016 JUL 8
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#180 - CPAP Smear

Latest Episodes

#189 - At A Loss

Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think. Will he survive? Or is he officially doomed?

10 MINMAY 10
Comments
#189 - At A Loss

#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead. Don't ask Dave, though. That'll just get him started again.

11 MINMAY 1
Comments
#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

#187 - USA, Party of 3?

Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.

11 MIN2017 OCT 17
Comments
#187 - USA, Party of 3?

#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.

10 MIN2017 OCT 4
Comments
#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just asked the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!

12 MIN2017 SEP 6
Comments
#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

#184 - Grumpy Old Men

Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.

10 MIN2017 FEB 7
Comments
#184 - Grumpy Old Men

#183 - Super LI

Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.

11 MIN2017 JAN 27
Comments
#183 - Super LI

#182 - LinkedOut

Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?

10 MIN2017 JAN 20
Comments
#182 - LinkedOut

#181 - Dialect Dilemma

Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.

10 MIN2016 JUL 15
Comments
#181 - Dialect Dilemma

#180 - CPAP Smear

Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!

10 MIN2016 JUL 8
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#180 - CPAP Smear
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