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THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

Latest Episodes

TA013: Deadpool 2 Solo Extravaganza

EMatt and Dave return after seeing two films in 24 hours and attempt to discuss both without mixing them up. Somewhere along the way THE LAST JEDI gets thrown in the mix as well. They also make an awful attempt at a new feature for the show: Terrible Improv, (either Dimprov or Rimprov or maybe […]

131 MIN2018 JUN 5
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TA013: Deadpool 2 Solo Extravaganza

TA012: Rogue One Special

EIn what will likely become a yearly event, Matt and Dave see a new STAR WARS movie in the theater and then offer up a spoiler-filled (and in Matt’s case weed-fueled) review. This time around they present their take on ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story. It’s only been out for about three weeks as this episode is being posted, so if you were one of the last holdouts unsure if this one was for you, hopefully this will help. In a stunning podcast first, Matt and Dave are joined in this episode by guest host April Votolato, who was tricked into appearing with promises of a robot painting Matt offered her years ago. Such drama, on screen and off… How does it all turn out? You’ll just have to listen to know.

103 MIN2017 JAN 7
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TA012: Rogue One Special

TA011: Devil’s Donuts

EMatt and Dave return after a long hiatus to reflect on the state of current American politics and get deep into the issue of fecal odor disguising bathroom sprays. Other topics include Onyx The Fortuitous, penis flytraps, the funniest word, Tip O’Neill, military boner pills, disappointing nudity in movies, Bill Clinton cancellations, PBP, Ams, chime confusion, future animal consent via sign language, Tattoo vs. Twiki, and Rastafarian robots.

80 MIN2016 DEC 20
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TA011: Devil’s Donuts

TA010: Hardcore Henry Special

EMatt and Dave went and saw the movie HARDCORE HENRY and then sat down to file this report on the splendid work of art that it is, after Matt spent the requisite amount of time in the “green room” of course. Along the way they also discuss drug sniffing teens saving the world in Robert Rodriguez’s THE FACULTY, Andrew Dice Clay, Star Wars ROGUE ONE, Cock Ring Ken, The classic Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop & Matt’s questionable designs for new versions, and disappointing ways that filmmakers get the 80s wrong.

93 MIN2016 APR 30
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TA010: Hardcore Henry Special

TA009: Potton Candy

EMatt buys a Cotton Candy maker. What do you think he’s going to do with it? GOT A QUESTION FOR MATT? Send it in an email to NOBODYSNOSEDL@GMAIL.COM or ask it through one of the links below. LIKE the Nobody’s Nose page on Facebook: www.facebook.com/noseynobody Follow Nobody’s Nose on Twitter: @NOSEYNOBODY Weird Arby’s Worker Tropical […]

96 MIN2016 APR 9
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TA009: Potton Candy

TA008: The Challenge

EDave offers Matt a deal that could have staggering implications for both of their futures. It’s all very serious. Along the way they also discuss Matt’s podcast recording preparation procedures, Snoop Dogg’s narration skills, the Bernie Sanders / Col. Sanders confusion issue, tax revenues from legal marijuana sales in the USA, Matt’s disturbing totalitarian weed regime concept, conservative pro-weed radio host Hash Rimbong, why Asians are described as yellow (hint: Matt assumes urine is involved), the best concert Matt ever saw, emo vocals as stalker instructions, wet lyrics, cake farting, songwriting encouragement, golden toes, having sex while listening to your band, and nothing but crickets from potential emo-superstar Taylor Jepsen.

83 MIN2016 MAR 5
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TA008: The Challenge

TA007: Deadpool Special

EMatt and Dave see the new hard-R Marvel superhero movie DEADPOOL and record a spoiler-full episode in response. Seeing as how they never entirely stay on topic, they also veer into discussions of capitalism working with regards to legal weed, new mythological creatures, the intrinsic unfairness of Ryan Reynolds’s sense of humor, issues arising from Scarlett Johansson’s hypothetical penis size, dousing for porn, a place for Matt in the modern film industry, the possibility that Meatloaf may have changed his mind on what exactly he would and wouldn’t do for love, Kitty Pride and Rogue sex issues, what the hell is wrong with The Fantastic Four, and the difficulty of explaining the current state of the Marvel Continuous Universe (MCU).

91 MIN2016 FEB 27
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TA007: Deadpool Special

TA006: Lead The Cheeks

EMatt receives his first audio question from a listener, and it forces him to confront the horror of millennial emo kids head on. But before and after that Dave walks with him through a variety of topics including ass-snatching, delayed brain messages, zombie themes in classic songs, hemorrhoid tentacles, apology-based ass play, kaiju genitalia animation, homemade bong cleaner, what kind of damage to expect when Matt is your guest, weed consumption estimations, the possibility of a Matt band reunion, alphabetical dating coincidences, the assumed quality of Trump dumps, Bill Clinton campaign shenanigans, white slight encouragement, and origami condoms.

97 MIN2016 FEB 6
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TA006: Lead The Cheeks

TA005: Star Wars Special

ESPOILER ALERT! One of the hosts of this show may have smoked marijuana before recording. Also, we watched THE FORCE AWAKENS and will completely ruin it for you if you haven’t seen it. Matt and Dave start off their discussion of Star Wars Episode 7 in the most natural way possible, that being discussions of VALLEY GIRL, NIGHT OF THE COMET, BETTER OFF DEAD, PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE, STREETS OF FIRE, and the one element that almost connects them all. While getting around to talking about the space movie they also discuss new slang, stunt titties, custom rolling papers, ham smell, Jar Jar: rabbit or platypus?, Asian aliens, yellow lightsabers, sedation dentistry vs home dentistry, classic driving instructions, nose vaping, the fact that the Star Wars Holiday Special may or may not be considered canon, how Wedge could have effectively been used in the movie, Luke Skywalker’s medical marijuana influenced green lightsaber, vicious Ewoks, better weapons for Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren as a J...

91 MIN2016 JAN 8
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TA005: Star Wars Special

TA004: Doubly Bubbly

EMatt and Dave end 2015 with a vaguely holiday-themed discussion that swings wildly between serious and scatalogical, as you may have come to expect. Matt gives some useful tips that may come in handy for family gatherings, and along the way they touch on many other topics including self-defecating humor, callbacks to nonexistent prior bits, the ethnicity of Dave’s yard art, neti douche, proper pronunciation advice for white people, spiritual spooning, flasher motivations, magic underwear, stripped bolts, useful co-workers, Trump theories, environmental predictions, weapon handling, breakaway civilizations, reptilian skepticism, Matt’s desert island 3, Song of the East, flapjacks, Freejack, Snatch, and original holiday songs.

88 MIN2015 DEC 30
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TA004: Doubly Bubbly

Latest Episodes

TA013: Deadpool 2 Solo Extravaganza

EMatt and Dave return after seeing two films in 24 hours and attempt to discuss both without mixing them up. Somewhere along the way THE LAST JEDI gets thrown in the mix as well. They also make an awful attempt at a new feature for the show: Terrible Improv, (either Dimprov or Rimprov or maybe […]

131 MIN2018 JUN 5
Comments
TA013: Deadpool 2 Solo Extravaganza

TA012: Rogue One Special

EIn what will likely become a yearly event, Matt and Dave see a new STAR WARS movie in the theater and then offer up a spoiler-filled (and in Matt’s case weed-fueled) review. This time around they present their take on ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story. It’s only been out for about three weeks as this episode is being posted, so if you were one of the last holdouts unsure if this one was for you, hopefully this will help. In a stunning podcast first, Matt and Dave are joined in this episode by guest host April Votolato, who was tricked into appearing with promises of a robot painting Matt offered her years ago. Such drama, on screen and off… How does it all turn out? You’ll just have to listen to know.

103 MIN2017 JAN 7
Comments
TA012: Rogue One Special

TA011: Devil’s Donuts

EMatt and Dave return after a long hiatus to reflect on the state of current American politics and get deep into the issue of fecal odor disguising bathroom sprays. Other topics include Onyx The Fortuitous, penis flytraps, the funniest word, Tip O’Neill, military boner pills, disappointing nudity in movies, Bill Clinton cancellations, PBP, Ams, chime confusion, future animal consent via sign language, Tattoo vs. Twiki, and Rastafarian robots.

80 MIN2016 DEC 20
Comments
TA011: Devil’s Donuts

TA010: Hardcore Henry Special

EMatt and Dave went and saw the movie HARDCORE HENRY and then sat down to file this report on the splendid work of art that it is, after Matt spent the requisite amount of time in the “green room” of course. Along the way they also discuss drug sniffing teens saving the world in Robert Rodriguez’s THE FACULTY, Andrew Dice Clay, Star Wars ROGUE ONE, Cock Ring Ken, The classic Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop & Matt’s questionable designs for new versions, and disappointing ways that filmmakers get the 80s wrong.

93 MIN2016 APR 30
Comments
TA010: Hardcore Henry Special

TA009: Potton Candy

EMatt buys a Cotton Candy maker. What do you think he’s going to do with it? GOT A QUESTION FOR MATT? Send it in an email to NOBODYSNOSEDL@GMAIL.COM or ask it through one of the links below. LIKE the Nobody’s Nose page on Facebook: www.facebook.com/noseynobody Follow Nobody’s Nose on Twitter: @NOSEYNOBODY Weird Arby’s Worker Tropical […]

96 MIN2016 APR 9
Comments
TA009: Potton Candy

TA008: The Challenge

EDave offers Matt a deal that could have staggering implications for both of their futures. It’s all very serious. Along the way they also discuss Matt’s podcast recording preparation procedures, Snoop Dogg’s narration skills, the Bernie Sanders / Col. Sanders confusion issue, tax revenues from legal marijuana sales in the USA, Matt’s disturbing totalitarian weed regime concept, conservative pro-weed radio host Hash Rimbong, why Asians are described as yellow (hint: Matt assumes urine is involved), the best concert Matt ever saw, emo vocals as stalker instructions, wet lyrics, cake farting, songwriting encouragement, golden toes, having sex while listening to your band, and nothing but crickets from potential emo-superstar Taylor Jepsen.

83 MIN2016 MAR 5
Comments
TA008: The Challenge

TA007: Deadpool Special

EMatt and Dave see the new hard-R Marvel superhero movie DEADPOOL and record a spoiler-full episode in response. Seeing as how they never entirely stay on topic, they also veer into discussions of capitalism working with regards to legal weed, new mythological creatures, the intrinsic unfairness of Ryan Reynolds’s sense of humor, issues arising from Scarlett Johansson’s hypothetical penis size, dousing for porn, a place for Matt in the modern film industry, the possibility that Meatloaf may have changed his mind on what exactly he would and wouldn’t do for love, Kitty Pride and Rogue sex issues, what the hell is wrong with The Fantastic Four, and the difficulty of explaining the current state of the Marvel Continuous Universe (MCU).

91 MIN2016 FEB 27
Comments
TA007: Deadpool Special

TA006: Lead The Cheeks

EMatt receives his first audio question from a listener, and it forces him to confront the horror of millennial emo kids head on. But before and after that Dave walks with him through a variety of topics including ass-snatching, delayed brain messages, zombie themes in classic songs, hemorrhoid tentacles, apology-based ass play, kaiju genitalia animation, homemade bong cleaner, what kind of damage to expect when Matt is your guest, weed consumption estimations, the possibility of a Matt band reunion, alphabetical dating coincidences, the assumed quality of Trump dumps, Bill Clinton campaign shenanigans, white slight encouragement, and origami condoms.

97 MIN2016 FEB 6
Comments
TA006: Lead The Cheeks

TA005: Star Wars Special

ESPOILER ALERT! One of the hosts of this show may have smoked marijuana before recording. Also, we watched THE FORCE AWAKENS and will completely ruin it for you if you haven’t seen it. Matt and Dave start off their discussion of Star Wars Episode 7 in the most natural way possible, that being discussions of VALLEY GIRL, NIGHT OF THE COMET, BETTER OFF DEAD, PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE, STREETS OF FIRE, and the one element that almost connects them all. While getting around to talking about the space movie they also discuss new slang, stunt titties, custom rolling papers, ham smell, Jar Jar: rabbit or platypus?, Asian aliens, yellow lightsabers, sedation dentistry vs home dentistry, classic driving instructions, nose vaping, the fact that the Star Wars Holiday Special may or may not be considered canon, how Wedge could have effectively been used in the movie, Luke Skywalker’s medical marijuana influenced green lightsaber, vicious Ewoks, better weapons for Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren as a J...

91 MIN2016 JAN 8
Comments
TA005: Star Wars Special

TA004: Doubly Bubbly

EMatt and Dave end 2015 with a vaguely holiday-themed discussion that swings wildly between serious and scatalogical, as you may have come to expect. Matt gives some useful tips that may come in handy for family gatherings, and along the way they touch on many other topics including self-defecating humor, callbacks to nonexistent prior bits, the ethnicity of Dave’s yard art, neti douche, proper pronunciation advice for white people, spiritual spooning, flasher motivations, magic underwear, stripped bolts, useful co-workers, Trump theories, environmental predictions, weapon handling, breakaway civilizations, reptilian skepticism, Matt’s desert island 3, Song of the East, flapjacks, Freejack, Snatch, and original holiday songs.

88 MIN2015 DEC 30
Comments
TA004: Doubly Bubbly