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The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

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Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

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45 - I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else

EIt’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois! “You Carved A Heart In A Tree” by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes “I Wanna Be Sedated” by Bruce Springstein and The Ramones Harry Potter and the… I might be thinking of somebody else. True Rock & Roll Stories: Bruce Springstein in Gulf War II How the Bois spent their time off Joel’s big, expensive X-Mas present “A Donald Duck Costume For Christmas” by Joe Cocker, or possibly Dueling Bruce Springsteins Who actually likes their parents?! Dave, apPARENTly. Ozzy confronts his father with his life choices. Eddie Vedder learns the truth about his dad. David Bowie is a funky businessman. “Funky Business Bowie” by 80s David Bowie David Bowie performs employee evaluations. “New Outfit” by David Bowie Actual recordings of David Bowie doing impressions of his contemporaries. Neil Young chooses to sing too high. “Space Oddity” by Neil Young and Sylvestor Stalone Sylvestor Stalone meets Tim Armstrong from Rancid Stalone and Armstrong duet Iggy Pop looks like… “Describing Iggy” by Iggy Pop “I’ve Got A Lust For Teeth” by Iggy Pop Dimebag Darrell’s big prank! KISS at Dimebag Darrell’s funeral. Dave loves fat drummers! Joel can’t remember his Ace Frehley impression. “Get The Abbott Brothers Out Of Hell” by KISS “Dimebag’s Doin’ Well” by KISS “Less Sex With Hot Women” by Weezer Rivers Cuomo looks like… Gene Simmons looks like… The first Noise Boi Meetup is in our future and YOUR PAST! Are Dave and Joel still alive? Dave and Joel plan their extravagant funeral arrangements. Some Noise Bois sent us X-Mas presents! “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Dueting Bruce Springsteins

86 MIN3 d ago
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45 - I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else

44 - Best Of The Post Show 2019

EIt’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs is money. Patreon.com/NoiseHole !!! “Where Is My Mind?” by The Pixies (Post Show 15) “Don’t I Hold You? by Wheat (Post Show 14) “Don’t Carry At All” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23) “Cry On Demand” by Ryan Adams (Post Show 22) “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star (Post Show 24) “Eggs and Sausage” by Tom Waits (Post Show 22) “Gold Rush” by Death Cab For Cutie (Post Show 26) “When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings” from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Post Show 23) “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd (Post Show 26) “Linoleum” by NOFX (Post Show 25) “Glycerine” by Bush (Post Show 27) “Purple Rain” by Prince (Post Show 27) “Eli The Barrow Boy” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23) “Song For Ireland / Wonderboy” by The Dubliners / Tenacious D (Post Show 30) “Lost Cause” by Beck (Post Show 33) “Attitude” by The Misfits (Post Show 33) “Divine Hammer” by The Breeders (Post Show (37) “Cool Kids” by Screeching Weasel (Post Show 37) “Authenticity” by Harvey Danger (Post Show 25) “Martha” by Tom Waits (Post Show 41) “Free To Run” by Gomez (Post Show 37) “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World

106 MIN2 w ago
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44 - Best Of The Post Show 2019

43 - Kiss Me Under The Turkey

EDECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!! “Christmastime For Everyone” by David Bowie and Lemmy Killmeister Joel snatches Gary’s letter to Santa How do the bois celebrate the holidays? Dave’s Christmastime tips! “Christmas Is The Season” by Rage Against The Machine David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s Christmas duet X-Factor’s Christmas marketing strategy Joel’s Apple Music Year in Review! When/where do you listen to music and why? “Two Little Boys On A Bed Wearing The Same Sweater” by Death Cab For Cutie Tegan and Sara, and listening to bands that are totally outside of your wheelhouse Live versions vs. studio versions of songs Aurora and whaling/whining Scandanavian bands Dave’s Spotify 2019 Wrapped! Cromags vs. Cromags 2 Hardcore vs. Metal: What’s the difference? NOFX: A band the whole family can enjoy Megadeth’s Irish faux pas The Denny’s hardcore show Dave’s top tracks of THE ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE?! “Sweet Davey Baby” by James Taylor Dave is a closet Bon Jovi SUPERfan “Insect Nightmares” by The Lillingtons “I’m Your Artist of The Decade” by Tom Waits Dallas Noise Boi Meetup at Grungefest in January! The number 1 Christmas song of all time: “First Christmas” by Jesus Christ

84 MIN3 w ago
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43 - Kiss Me Under The Turkey

42 - Büsker Dü

EIt’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. “I’m A Busker” by Philly Busker Boy A digression on the de-evolution of sea mammals “It’s Dave’s Birthday” by Joel and Gary Joel gets his eyes lasered off “I’m Just A Tuna” by Joel’s Laser Eye Surgeon Dave looks terrible for 34, GREAT for 35 A birthday prank on Dave “I’m A Summer Sausage” by Dave and the 35 Year Olds “When I First Saw Your Eyes” by Busker and Crone Purchasing your personal style: A Tale of Chain Wallets “I’m A Crust Punk” by Crusty and The Butt Flaps Romanticizing dirtbag culture “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy)” by Screeching Weasel “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy) (Reprise)” by Crusty Busker Patreon Spotlight: Is it too easy to get famous without talent? “Silly Billy Doop Doop” by Jake Paul Nirvana’s award show beef with Guns N’ Roses Nirvana Chat: 2 good years? Is Nirvana’s Incesticide a real album? Is a band less real once they break up or die? GARY SPEAKS?! Dave’s childhood science magazines teach him about Freddy Mercury Freddy Mercury as a YouTuber? Does celebrity = talent? Did it ever? The Cobains’ reality show “The Ballad of The Noise Hole Patreon” by Busker and Crone “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Busker and Crone

71 MIN2019 DEC 17
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42 - Büsker Dü

41 - The Puckered Tight Power Hour

ENoise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The Bar” by Two Boys At The Bar “King Of The Bathroom” by Two Boys At The Bar “The Puckered Tight Power Hour Theme Song” by The Noise Bois How Joel manages Gary “(Arnold Says) Spin The Long” by Arnold Schwarzenegger “Slowly Chase The Robot” by Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold vs. the Gym Dweeb What bands are the Noise Bois as good as? The Noise Bois issue a challenge to Korn “Davey Don’t Do Again” by Korn “Summer Slam” by Korn vs. The Noise Bois “Grundy, Give Me A Pie” by Korn Your dying Granny regrets not getting into Korn “Amazing Grace” by Korn Learning to sing by doing vocal impressions of popular singers “Singin’ ‘bout Titties and Puss” by Any 80s Hair Metal Band “Singin’ ‘bout Death” by Any 90s Grunge Band “That’s My Sound” by Eddie Vedder Creed goes to a fish restaurant “Fisherman” by Creed “I’ll Take Pepsi” by Creed What did Joel do with free Scott Stapp tickets? “Free Scott Stapp Tickets” by Creed “Pick Pizza Fuck Energy” by Creed Mark Tremonti survived Creed Joel has a musical awakening in his early 20s “Basketcase” by Green Day if they were from Northern Ireland Why does every singer in the world sing in a neutral American accent? The vowels of 90s American alternative singers STP were accused of biting Pearl Jam’s style The vocal evolution of Scott Weiland Joel’s manager at Guitar Center in 1999 almost makes him cry “Orange Pop’s Revenge” by Stone Temple Pilots “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Stone Temple Pilots

79 MIN2019 DEC 10
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41 - The Puckered Tight Power Hour

40 - Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous

EGravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist. “Thanksgiving (What A Time To Be Free)” by The Gravy Brothers An update on Babbages and Starfox 64 Why does the world think all Americans are stupid? Oh, right. “Wizard Boy” by The Gravy Brothers “Wizard Boy 2: The Sequel” by The Gravy Brothers What genre of music is the easiest to jump into? DIY punk ethos “You Don’t Need To Be Good” by Every Punk Band All music is punk rock if you remove enough extraneous bullshit “When The Levee Breaks” by Led Zeppelin except punk, and all the lyrics are wrong Is Gary a Harlequin Baby? Green Day’s trajectory from punk to mainstream pop David Geffen demands Green Day reinvent themselves “David’s Plan” by Green Day The Ghost Of Joey Ramone haunts Billie Joe Armstrong “Gimme That NHL Money (Baby)” by Green Day Billie Joe has a realization while in a boy pile “Jimmy’s Chode” by Billie Joe Armstrong Patreon Spotlight: Rock covers of Disney songs Dave loves Tangled Sloppy punk version of Tangled’s “I See The Light” by NOFX “Evermore” from Beauty And The Beast by Load-era Metallica Thrash = Punk + 10% more effort Soup shoes and new News! “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Gravy Brothers

56 MIN2019 DEC 3
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40 - Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous

39 - Professor Time Problem

EThis week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D. “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan “Crawling (Shanty Version)” by Bob Dylan Did the Bois love Linkin Park? “Black Rainbow” by Some 90s Alternative Band “Gutting A Fish” by Smashing Pumpkins “Black Rainbow (I’m Sad REMIX)” by Linkin Park “I’m Sad (I’m A Kebab)” by Linkin Park “You Ain’t Nothin’ But Egg” by Bloodhound Gang Promoting your highschool rock shows Teenage Dave gets abducted by Emo Aliens “I’m A 90s Emo Boy” by Dave and The Hammer Bros., or possibly Brand New “Do A Fart” by Dave and The Hammer Bros. Is The Noise Hole too scatalogical? (Answer: NO) The theme to classic BBC sci-fi show, Professor Time Problem Professor Time Problem and the Terror of The Time Worm Blink-182 goes through the Time Worm to the Freddy Mercury tribute concert “Freddy’s Dead (I’m Sorry)” by Blink-182 “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Blink-182 Blink-182 loses their youthful zest “Gonna Jack Off Into My Own Shit” by Blink-182 “Rudy Poos And Big Wet Shits” by Blink-182 “Patreon Spotlight” by Blink-182 Patreon Spotlight: What are your favorite 2 Boi riffs? “We Have No Idea” by Screeching Weasel “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois!)” by Professor Time Problem and the Evil Robot

65 MIN2019 NOV 26
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38 - No Country For Old Trent

EDearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film. “The New Post-Brexit National Anthem of Britain” by Brian May and a small Bosnian boy ft. The Queen of England and David Bowie “I Have to Go And Die Now (Take Care of Eachother)” by David Bowie “Tv, Radio, and The VHS Player” by David Bowie “I’m In A Forest” by David Bowie David Bowie explores our five senses “Smells (Whatever You Do)” by David Bowie “Gimme A Little Taste” by David Bowie “The Cars Franchise” by Black Star-era David Bowie ft. John Lasseter OBLIGATORY TERMINATOR CHAT: A Terminator reboot featuring Bowie and The Rolling Stones “Judgement Day” by Billy Idol T2’s Mullet Kid’s family strife Joel hates 2019 tween 90’s fashion redux Trent Reznor: Award Winning Country Musician Dave and Joel have never heard “Old Town Road” Gary reaches new heights of insubordination WCW presents: Country vs. Rap “Don’t Vagazzle That Tank” by Chet Countryman ft. Master P. Zeke, Trevor, and Nathaniel, the Racist Rhinestone Cowboys “Head Like A Hole” by Chet Countryman Johnny Cash makes peace with death, but not with his wife Johnny Cash decides to record his final songs Johnny Cash and his good friend Steven Tyler Steven Tyler thinks he might be in KISS “Cryin” by Johnny Cash and Steven Tyler VH1’s Supergroup with Sebastian Bach and Ted Nugent “Rock & Roll is a Savage Animal” by 2 Davids Bowie, ft. Sebastian Bach “Funky Turds (In The L.A. Aqueducts)” the charity single by 2 Davids Bowie ft. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, and Morrissey Bono weighs in on the turd charity situation “The Long and Winding Bit” by The Bittles TURDS4LAX “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by David Bowie

96 MIN2019 NOV 19
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38 - No Country For Old Trent

37 - QWERTY Squirty

EThis week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. “The Unforgiven IV” by Metallica An update on Gary’s smoking detox The Bois try to name all the cartoon characters that were kicked out of Guns N’ Roses Guns N’ Roses star in Christopher Nolan’s dark, gritty Bambi reboot “Welcome To The Forest” by Guns N’ Roses N’ Bambi 90s Computer Chat with The Bois Dave and his Granny’s first computer Making “the computer” work for the whole family Joel’s first computer Dave tries to email The Queen of England Queen the band tries to get “an internet” “It’s A Kinda Mustache Magic” by Queen “Got To Have It All (Cock & Balls)” by Queen “Foxy Darling” by Queen and Jimmy Hendrix Lemmy returns for a RETRO RUNDOWN!!! How Lemmy learned to fly from Dave Grohl How Lemmy got his castle “Super Mario Bros. 3 Airship Theme” by Motörhead “Chop Lemmy” by Motörhead Lemmy’s first computer game countdown Lemmy’s corrupting influence on Gary “Castle Monster Theme (Beedle Eedle Eedle)” by Motörhead The history of Tetris “Tetris (Suck Me Cock)” by Motörhead “286 Cybersex” by Motörhead The dark truth about Stevearino Lemmy knows Dave’s dead Granny Lemmy rates his very first PC games “Lemmy’s Theme” by Lemmy and The Noise Bois “Another Brick In The Wall” by Motörhead Lemmy’s astonishing revelation about Pink Floyd “Comfortably Numb” by Motörhead “Comfortably Numb” again, but better by Motörhead

89 MIN2019 NOV 12
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36 - Smooch My Gooch

EPut a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… which SHOULD scare the living shits out of your ass. It’s less of a treat, and more of a trick, but you knew the deal when you knocked on our door. “Spooky Candy Time” by 2LittleBois Officer RegularHead vs. The Headburgler “Fried Egg On A Hamburger” by 2LittleBois Dave’s dark magic dental adventure Harry Potter and The Ghost What Eats Your Shit “Talkin’ ‘Bout Rock & Roll” by Rush Where are the old-ass, original metalheads? “Sherry” by Some 60s Pop Quartet The remaining Monkees lose their Monkee-bucks “Hey Hey, We’re The Monkees (Thrash Remix)” by The Monkees “Suck My Fuckin’ Shit” by The Monkees Tommy and Sally’s regular 1960s courtship “Sally, My Best Girl” by The Dinner Platters “Fuck Dem Tiddies, Yeah” by Big Tony “Sweet Georgie Girl” by The Dinner Platters ft. Big Tony Tommy, Sally and Big Tony at the sock-hop in 1963 Casey Kasem’s Top 5 Hits of 1963 “Kiss Me On The Regular Lips” by Tammy and The Poodle Skirts “Un, Deux, Trois” by the Serviettes “Jesus Slayed All The Puss” by Elvis Presley Elvis Press Conference “Sit With Me Under The Cherry Tree” by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons “Enlist Your Fist (Smooch My Gooch)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates The Terminator takes Sarah Connor to the 1960’s Patron Spotlight: How do you feel about audiophiles? How do you change chords without looking? “Start With F” by Morrissey Pete Wentz is a Pete Dunce (bass-wise) We got presents from Noise Bois! “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates

93 MIN2019 NOV 5
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45 - I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else

EIt’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois! “You Carved A Heart In A Tree” by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes “I Wanna Be Sedated” by Bruce Springstein and The Ramones Harry Potter and the… I might be thinking of somebody else. True Rock & Roll Stories: Bruce Springstein in Gulf War II How the Bois spent their time off Joel’s big, expensive X-Mas present “A Donald Duck Costume For Christmas” by Joe Cocker, or possibly Dueling Bruce Springsteins Who actually likes their parents?! Dave, apPARENTly. Ozzy confronts his father with his life choices. Eddie Vedder learns the truth about his dad. David Bowie is a funky businessman. “Funky Business Bowie” by 80s David Bowie David Bowie performs employee evaluations. “New Outfit” by David Bowie Actual recordings of David Bowie doing impressions of his contemporaries. Neil Young chooses to sing too high. “Space Oddity” by Neil Young and Sylvestor Stalone Sylvestor Stalone meets Tim Armstrong from Rancid Stalone and Armstrong duet Iggy Pop looks like… “Describing Iggy” by Iggy Pop “I’ve Got A Lust For Teeth” by Iggy Pop Dimebag Darrell’s big prank! KISS at Dimebag Darrell’s funeral. Dave loves fat drummers! Joel can’t remember his Ace Frehley impression. “Get The Abbott Brothers Out Of Hell” by KISS “Dimebag’s Doin’ Well” by KISS “Less Sex With Hot Women” by Weezer Rivers Cuomo looks like… Gene Simmons looks like… The first Noise Boi Meetup is in our future and YOUR PAST! Are Dave and Joel still alive? Dave and Joel plan their extravagant funeral arrangements. Some Noise Bois sent us X-Mas presents! “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Dueting Bruce Springsteins

86 MIN3 d ago
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45 - I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else

44 - Best Of The Post Show 2019

EIt’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs is money. Patreon.com/NoiseHole !!! “Where Is My Mind?” by The Pixies (Post Show 15) “Don’t I Hold You? by Wheat (Post Show 14) “Don’t Carry At All” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23) “Cry On Demand” by Ryan Adams (Post Show 22) “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star (Post Show 24) “Eggs and Sausage” by Tom Waits (Post Show 22) “Gold Rush” by Death Cab For Cutie (Post Show 26) “When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings” from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Post Show 23) “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd (Post Show 26) “Linoleum” by NOFX (Post Show 25) “Glycerine” by Bush (Post Show 27) “Purple Rain” by Prince (Post Show 27) “Eli The Barrow Boy” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23) “Song For Ireland / Wonderboy” by The Dubliners / Tenacious D (Post Show 30) “Lost Cause” by Beck (Post Show 33) “Attitude” by The Misfits (Post Show 33) “Divine Hammer” by The Breeders (Post Show (37) “Cool Kids” by Screeching Weasel (Post Show 37) “Authenticity” by Harvey Danger (Post Show 25) “Martha” by Tom Waits (Post Show 41) “Free To Run” by Gomez (Post Show 37) “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World

106 MIN2 w ago
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44 - Best Of The Post Show 2019

43 - Kiss Me Under The Turkey

EDECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!! “Christmastime For Everyone” by David Bowie and Lemmy Killmeister Joel snatches Gary’s letter to Santa How do the bois celebrate the holidays? Dave’s Christmastime tips! “Christmas Is The Season” by Rage Against The Machine David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s Christmas duet X-Factor’s Christmas marketing strategy Joel’s Apple Music Year in Review! When/where do you listen to music and why? “Two Little Boys On A Bed Wearing The Same Sweater” by Death Cab For Cutie Tegan and Sara, and listening to bands that are totally outside of your wheelhouse Live versions vs. studio versions of songs Aurora and whaling/whining Scandanavian bands Dave’s Spotify 2019 Wrapped! Cromags vs. Cromags 2 Hardcore vs. Metal: What’s the difference? NOFX: A band the whole family can enjoy Megadeth’s Irish faux pas The Denny’s hardcore show Dave’s top tracks of THE ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE?! “Sweet Davey Baby” by James Taylor Dave is a closet Bon Jovi SUPERfan “Insect Nightmares” by The Lillingtons “I’m Your Artist of The Decade” by Tom Waits Dallas Noise Boi Meetup at Grungefest in January! The number 1 Christmas song of all time: “First Christmas” by Jesus Christ

84 MIN3 w ago
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43 - Kiss Me Under The Turkey

42 - Büsker Dü

EIt’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. “I’m A Busker” by Philly Busker Boy A digression on the de-evolution of sea mammals “It’s Dave’s Birthday” by Joel and Gary Joel gets his eyes lasered off “I’m Just A Tuna” by Joel’s Laser Eye Surgeon Dave looks terrible for 34, GREAT for 35 A birthday prank on Dave “I’m A Summer Sausage” by Dave and the 35 Year Olds “When I First Saw Your Eyes” by Busker and Crone Purchasing your personal style: A Tale of Chain Wallets “I’m A Crust Punk” by Crusty and The Butt Flaps Romanticizing dirtbag culture “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy)” by Screeching Weasel “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy) (Reprise)” by Crusty Busker Patreon Spotlight: Is it too easy to get famous without talent? “Silly Billy Doop Doop” by Jake Paul Nirvana’s award show beef with Guns N’ Roses Nirvana Chat: 2 good years? Is Nirvana’s Incesticide a real album? Is a band less real once they break up or die? GARY SPEAKS?! Dave’s childhood science magazines teach him about Freddy Mercury Freddy Mercury as a YouTuber? Does celebrity = talent? Did it ever? The Cobains’ reality show “The Ballad of The Noise Hole Patreon” by Busker and Crone “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Busker and Crone

71 MIN2019 DEC 17
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42 - Büsker Dü

41 - The Puckered Tight Power Hour

ENoise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The Bar” by Two Boys At The Bar “King Of The Bathroom” by Two Boys At The Bar “The Puckered Tight Power Hour Theme Song” by The Noise Bois How Joel manages Gary “(Arnold Says) Spin The Long” by Arnold Schwarzenegger “Slowly Chase The Robot” by Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold vs. the Gym Dweeb What bands are the Noise Bois as good as? The Noise Bois issue a challenge to Korn “Davey Don’t Do Again” by Korn “Summer Slam” by Korn vs. The Noise Bois “Grundy, Give Me A Pie” by Korn Your dying Granny regrets not getting into Korn “Amazing Grace” by Korn Learning to sing by doing vocal impressions of popular singers “Singin’ ‘bout Titties and Puss” by Any 80s Hair Metal Band “Singin’ ‘bout Death” by Any 90s Grunge Band “That’s My Sound” by Eddie Vedder Creed goes to a fish restaurant “Fisherman” by Creed “I’ll Take Pepsi” by Creed What did Joel do with free Scott Stapp tickets? “Free Scott Stapp Tickets” by Creed “Pick Pizza Fuck Energy” by Creed Mark Tremonti survived Creed Joel has a musical awakening in his early 20s “Basketcase” by Green Day if they were from Northern Ireland Why does every singer in the world sing in a neutral American accent? The vowels of 90s American alternative singers STP were accused of biting Pearl Jam’s style The vocal evolution of Scott Weiland Joel’s manager at Guitar Center in 1999 almost makes him cry “Orange Pop’s Revenge” by Stone Temple Pilots “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Stone Temple Pilots

79 MIN2019 DEC 10
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41 - The Puckered Tight Power Hour

40 - Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous

EGravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist. “Thanksgiving (What A Time To Be Free)” by The Gravy Brothers An update on Babbages and Starfox 64 Why does the world think all Americans are stupid? Oh, right. “Wizard Boy” by The Gravy Brothers “Wizard Boy 2: The Sequel” by The Gravy Brothers What genre of music is the easiest to jump into? DIY punk ethos “You Don’t Need To Be Good” by Every Punk Band All music is punk rock if you remove enough extraneous bullshit “When The Levee Breaks” by Led Zeppelin except punk, and all the lyrics are wrong Is Gary a Harlequin Baby? Green Day’s trajectory from punk to mainstream pop David Geffen demands Green Day reinvent themselves “David’s Plan” by Green Day The Ghost Of Joey Ramone haunts Billie Joe Armstrong “Gimme That NHL Money (Baby)” by Green Day Billie Joe has a realization while in a boy pile “Jimmy’s Chode” by Billie Joe Armstrong Patreon Spotlight: Rock covers of Disney songs Dave loves Tangled Sloppy punk version of Tangled’s “I See The Light” by NOFX “Evermore” from Beauty And The Beast by Load-era Metallica Thrash = Punk + 10% more effort Soup shoes and new News! “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Gravy Brothers

56 MIN2019 DEC 3
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39 - Professor Time Problem

EThis week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D. “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan “Crawling (Shanty Version)” by Bob Dylan Did the Bois love Linkin Park? “Black Rainbow” by Some 90s Alternative Band “Gutting A Fish” by Smashing Pumpkins “Black Rainbow (I’m Sad REMIX)” by Linkin Park “I’m Sad (I’m A Kebab)” by Linkin Park “You Ain’t Nothin’ But Egg” by Bloodhound Gang Promoting your highschool rock shows Teenage Dave gets abducted by Emo Aliens “I’m A 90s Emo Boy” by Dave and The Hammer Bros., or possibly Brand New “Do A Fart” by Dave and The Hammer Bros. Is The Noise Hole too scatalogical? (Answer: NO) The theme to classic BBC sci-fi show, Professor Time Problem Professor Time Problem and the Terror of The Time Worm Blink-182 goes through the Time Worm to the Freddy Mercury tribute concert “Freddy’s Dead (I’m Sorry)” by Blink-182 “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Blink-182 Blink-182 loses their youthful zest “Gonna Jack Off Into My Own Shit” by Blink-182 “Rudy Poos And Big Wet Shits” by Blink-182 “Patreon Spotlight” by Blink-182 Patreon Spotlight: What are your favorite 2 Boi riffs? “We Have No Idea” by Screeching Weasel “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois!)” by Professor Time Problem and the Evil Robot

65 MIN2019 NOV 26
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38 - No Country For Old Trent

EDearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film. “The New Post-Brexit National Anthem of Britain” by Brian May and a small Bosnian boy ft. The Queen of England and David Bowie “I Have to Go And Die Now (Take Care of Eachother)” by David Bowie “Tv, Radio, and The VHS Player” by David Bowie “I’m In A Forest” by David Bowie David Bowie explores our five senses “Smells (Whatever You Do)” by David Bowie “Gimme A Little Taste” by David Bowie “The Cars Franchise” by Black Star-era David Bowie ft. John Lasseter OBLIGATORY TERMINATOR CHAT: A Terminator reboot featuring Bowie and The Rolling Stones “Judgement Day” by Billy Idol T2’s Mullet Kid’s family strife Joel hates 2019 tween 90’s fashion redux Trent Reznor: Award Winning Country Musician Dave and Joel have never heard “Old Town Road” Gary reaches new heights of insubordination WCW presents: Country vs. Rap “Don’t Vagazzle That Tank” by Chet Countryman ft. Master P. Zeke, Trevor, and Nathaniel, the Racist Rhinestone Cowboys “Head Like A Hole” by Chet Countryman Johnny Cash makes peace with death, but not with his wife Johnny Cash decides to record his final songs Johnny Cash and his good friend Steven Tyler Steven Tyler thinks he might be in KISS “Cryin” by Johnny Cash and Steven Tyler VH1’s Supergroup with Sebastian Bach and Ted Nugent “Rock & Roll is a Savage Animal” by 2 Davids Bowie, ft. Sebastian Bach “Funky Turds (In The L.A. Aqueducts)” the charity single by 2 Davids Bowie ft. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, and Morrissey Bono weighs in on the turd charity situation “The Long and Winding Bit” by The Bittles TURDS4LAX “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by David Bowie

96 MIN2019 NOV 19
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37 - QWERTY Squirty

EThis week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. “The Unforgiven IV” by Metallica An update on Gary’s smoking detox The Bois try to name all the cartoon characters that were kicked out of Guns N’ Roses Guns N’ Roses star in Christopher Nolan’s dark, gritty Bambi reboot “Welcome To The Forest” by Guns N’ Roses N’ Bambi 90s Computer Chat with The Bois Dave and his Granny’s first computer Making “the computer” work for the whole family Joel’s first computer Dave tries to email The Queen of England Queen the band tries to get “an internet” “It’s A Kinda Mustache Magic” by Queen “Got To Have It All (Cock & Balls)” by Queen “Foxy Darling” by Queen and Jimmy Hendrix Lemmy returns for a RETRO RUNDOWN!!! How Lemmy learned to fly from Dave Grohl How Lemmy got his castle “Super Mario Bros. 3 Airship Theme” by Motörhead “Chop Lemmy” by Motörhead Lemmy’s first computer game countdown Lemmy’s corrupting influence on Gary “Castle Monster Theme (Beedle Eedle Eedle)” by Motörhead The history of Tetris “Tetris (Suck Me Cock)” by Motörhead “286 Cybersex” by Motörhead The dark truth about Stevearino Lemmy knows Dave’s dead Granny Lemmy rates his very first PC games “Lemmy’s Theme” by Lemmy and The Noise Bois “Another Brick In The Wall” by Motörhead Lemmy’s astonishing revelation about Pink Floyd “Comfortably Numb” by Motörhead “Comfortably Numb” again, but better by Motörhead

89 MIN2019 NOV 12
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36 - Smooch My Gooch

EPut a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… which SHOULD scare the living shits out of your ass. It’s less of a treat, and more of a trick, but you knew the deal when you knocked on our door. “Spooky Candy Time” by 2LittleBois Officer RegularHead vs. The Headburgler “Fried Egg On A Hamburger” by 2LittleBois Dave’s dark magic dental adventure Harry Potter and The Ghost What Eats Your Shit “Talkin’ ‘Bout Rock & Roll” by Rush Where are the old-ass, original metalheads? “Sherry” by Some 60s Pop Quartet The remaining Monkees lose their Monkee-bucks “Hey Hey, We’re The Monkees (Thrash Remix)” by The Monkees “Suck My Fuckin’ Shit” by The Monkees Tommy and Sally’s regular 1960s courtship “Sally, My Best Girl” by The Dinner Platters “Fuck Dem Tiddies, Yeah” by Big Tony “Sweet Georgie Girl” by The Dinner Platters ft. Big Tony Tommy, Sally and Big Tony at the sock-hop in 1963 Casey Kasem’s Top 5 Hits of 1963 “Kiss Me On The Regular Lips” by Tammy and The Poodle Skirts “Un, Deux, Trois” by the Serviettes “Jesus Slayed All The Puss” by Elvis Presley Elvis Press Conference “Sit With Me Under The Cherry Tree” by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons “Enlist Your Fist (Smooch My Gooch)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates The Terminator takes Sarah Connor to the 1960’s Patron Spotlight: How do you feel about audiophiles? How do you change chords without looking? “Start With F” by Morrissey Pete Wentz is a Pete Dunce (bass-wise) We got presents from Noise Bois! “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates

93 MIN2019 NOV 5
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