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Violent Professional Podcast

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One of the most unique comedy podcasts this side of Casper, WY.

Latest Episodes

Episode 030 - BMR: Mandy

EOn this episode we dive deep into the violent psychological thriller flick from 2018 known as Mandy! We also get into how a 3rd of you listening are all parasite ridden dirt-bags! Now go wash your hands and hit play on this disgusting episode of 80's baby juice! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.

68 MIN1 w ago
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Episode 030 - BMR: Mandy

Episode 029 - I Dream of Succubus

EIt's October, and the reason for the season is to strap on the old skin suit and fuck your own prosthetic titties from the Halloween costume you put together! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.

71 MIN1 w ago
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Episode 029 - I Dream of Succubus

Episode 028 - Whorosion

EWant to know what the number 1 threat to the world is? Dirty hoes flopping their butt holes near sand bars! They must be stopped within 12 years or we are all doomed!!!! This episode is a cornucopia of non-sense in which we talk about anything and everything with no real purpose, which is exactly how you guys and gals like it!

58 MIN2 w ago
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Episode 028 - Whorosion

Episode 027 - Florida Man

EIt's time to get the boys from the OLP back together again, and discuss what makes their home state so magical! I'm of course talking about the man known generically as Florida-man! He may not be a super hero, but god dammit he sure is super!

87 MIN3 w ago
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Episode 027 - Florida Man

Episode 026 - Hard Fustilugs

EDo you know what Fustilugs are? Well neither does my spell checker, as I stare at this word with the red squiggle line under it... That's because this word hasn't been used since 1780! If I have caught your attention then sit down and listen to this completely ridiculous game show we created about Olde Timey words that no one uses anymore!

73 MINSEP 16
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Episode 026 - Hard Fustilugs

Episode 025 - Egg Trebuchet

EWell this one took a little turn for the worst. If you decide to listen to this episode because of your love for medieval engineering, you will be sadly mistaken. The Egg Trebuchet is not what you think and you may vomit when you find out... Enjoy???

78 MINSEP 2
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Episode 025 - Egg Trebuchet

Episode 024 - Salmon Cannon

EImagine you're a fish trying to make your way up stream to spawn, but you instead get sucked into a fleshy tube meant to accelerate your own natural speed potential, then launched hundreds of feet into the air. Then you think, "I'm dying.. this must be what death feels like?" you scream in delight knowing that you are now free as you see life sustaining water approach, only to meet your demise by slamming face first into a boat's propeller. That's what it's like to listen to this episode! Enjoy!

54 MINAUG 26
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Episode 024 - Salmon Cannon

Episode 023 - Dumpster Cupcakes

EYou thought they died but they truly live because anything is possible through the power of the Mole People! 4 of the 7 return to discuss the space time continuum and how it applies to the eventual encampment of Mars for the OLP. You wanted more? We will give you more! Listen as we discuss stranger things to come!!

60 MINAUG 13
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Episode 023 - Dumpster Cupcakes

Episode 022 - Doomsday Shepherd's Pie

EIf Humpty Dumpty wasn't quite sure of his identity as an egg, and had to choose between eating a TV dinner, or a murderous cleansing of the entire human race, he would most likely eat the Doomsday Shepherd's Pie while planning the ethical destruction of all man kind. Make sense? No? OK... You will be enlightened over the next hour!

54 MINAUG 4
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Episode 022 - Doomsday Shepherd's Pie

Episode 021 - Vicious Cock Fight

ERiding on the Animal Train, on a one way ticket to Sasquatch Town myself and Merican Mark took an early stop off at a Vicious Cock Fight and found a legion of battle Meerkats assembling for a battle royale! Place your bets on who wins in this episode! Spoiler alert: we ALL win!

59 MINJUL 22
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Episode 021 - Vicious Cock Fight

Latest Episodes

Episode 030 - BMR: Mandy

EOn this episode we dive deep into the violent psychological thriller flick from 2018 known as Mandy! We also get into how a 3rd of you listening are all parasite ridden dirt-bags! Now go wash your hands and hit play on this disgusting episode of 80's baby juice! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.

68 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Episode 030 - BMR: Mandy

Episode 029 - I Dream of Succubus

EIt's October, and the reason for the season is to strap on the old skin suit and fuck your own prosthetic titties from the Halloween costume you put together! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.

71 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Episode 029 - I Dream of Succubus

Episode 028 - Whorosion

EWant to know what the number 1 threat to the world is? Dirty hoes flopping their butt holes near sand bars! They must be stopped within 12 years or we are all doomed!!!! This episode is a cornucopia of non-sense in which we talk about anything and everything with no real purpose, which is exactly how you guys and gals like it!

58 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Episode 028 - Whorosion

Episode 027 - Florida Man

EIt's time to get the boys from the OLP back together again, and discuss what makes their home state so magical! I'm of course talking about the man known generically as Florida-man! He may not be a super hero, but god dammit he sure is super!

87 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Episode 027 - Florida Man

Episode 026 - Hard Fustilugs

EDo you know what Fustilugs are? Well neither does my spell checker, as I stare at this word with the red squiggle line under it... That's because this word hasn't been used since 1780! If I have caught your attention then sit down and listen to this completely ridiculous game show we created about Olde Timey words that no one uses anymore!

73 MINSEP 16
Comments
Episode 026 - Hard Fustilugs

Episode 025 - Egg Trebuchet

EWell this one took a little turn for the worst. If you decide to listen to this episode because of your love for medieval engineering, you will be sadly mistaken. The Egg Trebuchet is not what you think and you may vomit when you find out... Enjoy???

78 MINSEP 2
Comments
Episode 025 - Egg Trebuchet

Episode 024 - Salmon Cannon

EImagine you're a fish trying to make your way up stream to spawn, but you instead get sucked into a fleshy tube meant to accelerate your own natural speed potential, then launched hundreds of feet into the air. Then you think, "I'm dying.. this must be what death feels like?" you scream in delight knowing that you are now free as you see life sustaining water approach, only to meet your demise by slamming face first into a boat's propeller. That's what it's like to listen to this episode! Enjoy!

54 MINAUG 26
Comments
Episode 024 - Salmon Cannon

Episode 023 - Dumpster Cupcakes

EYou thought they died but they truly live because anything is possible through the power of the Mole People! 4 of the 7 return to discuss the space time continuum and how it applies to the eventual encampment of Mars for the OLP. You wanted more? We will give you more! Listen as we discuss stranger things to come!!

60 MINAUG 13
Comments
Episode 023 - Dumpster Cupcakes

Episode 022 - Doomsday Shepherd's Pie

EIf Humpty Dumpty wasn't quite sure of his identity as an egg, and had to choose between eating a TV dinner, or a murderous cleansing of the entire human race, he would most likely eat the Doomsday Shepherd's Pie while planning the ethical destruction of all man kind. Make sense? No? OK... You will be enlightened over the next hour!

54 MINAUG 4
Comments
Episode 022 - Doomsday Shepherd's Pie

Episode 021 - Vicious Cock Fight

ERiding on the Animal Train, on a one way ticket to Sasquatch Town myself and Merican Mark took an early stop off at a Vicious Cock Fight and found a legion of battle Meerkats assembling for a battle royale! Place your bets on who wins in this episode! Spoiler alert: we ALL win!

59 MINJUL 22
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Episode 021 - Vicious Cock Fight
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