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Welcome To Patchwork

Christian, Dion and Josh

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Welcome To Patchwork

Welcome To Patchwork

Christian, Dion and Josh

4
Followers
8
Plays
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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Latest Episodes

Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

ELooking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

44 MIN12 h ago
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Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J

EOur very special guest this episode is the multi-talented Australian comedian and composer, Sammy J. Do venues need to cater for customers who need their phones charged? Do you prefer to read a number or have it read to you? Do you have a distinct strategy for buffets? With Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good. Sammy J is currently touring his show "Symphony in J Minor" across Australia and can also be heard hosting ABC Radio Melbourne's Breakfast Program. Go Sammy Go! If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

44 MIN2 w ago
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Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J

Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019

EChristian reflects on his Christmas Party Escape Room; Josh wonders whether a bill should be split evenly in all circumstances; and Dion seeks tree decoration advice. Featuring Ho Ho of the Week, a Christmas Radio Announcement and Timmy Visits Santa 2019. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Have a safe and happy holiday season! From Christian, Dion and Josh. Support the show.

36 MIN2019 DEC 23
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Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019

Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?

EHow much hospitality should you show an overseas guest? Under what circumstances can you ask to stay in someone's house whilst travelling? How many hands should you eat a burger with? Featuring Really Good, Plate or Bowl and Copy Cat. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

34 MIN2019 DEC 11
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Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?

Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?

EDo you need to be pleasant to friends you've bumped in to if you're in a rush? Do long messages always require proportionately long responses? When do you need to give up your seat on public transport? Featuring Really Good and a very special advert from Solymar Pioneers. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

32 MIN2019 NOV 27
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Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?

Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?

EShould you always close the door when you're in the toilet? Do dinner plans require a time and venue to be officially confirmed? Is it better to leave a small tip or no tip at all? With very special guests Scrolling Through Time and Josh finds The Drop. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

38 MIN2019 NOV 13
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Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?

Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?

EChristian, Dion and Josh dream about their dream change room, discussing the dynamics of group conversation, Josh gets in character and finds the drop, Dion adds another chapter to his search for the perfect barber and finally should you clean up while cooking or after the meal? With very special guests Oh Wow and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

39 MIN2019 OCT 16
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Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?

Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?

EWould you share your lottery winnings? How about if the ticket was bought for you? Can you refuse to lend a book to a friend? Do you owe anything to the person giving you a lift? With very special guests Scrolling Through Time and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

33 MIN2019 OCT 2
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Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?

Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?

EDion freezes under the pressure of an overflowing beer; cutting off someone who is repeating a story; Christian picks a fresh story from Nonno's Vege Patch and Dion's European Rooibos Challenge. With special guests Oh Wow and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

33 MIN2019 SEP 18
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Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?

Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?

ECan you let yourself into someone's house? Can a personal item save your place in a queue? And how long can you leave that item there before you lose your spot? Will you pay for an audio guide at a gallery? With special guests, Plate Or Bowl?, Sneezing Through Time and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a week you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

30 MIN2019 SEP 4
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Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?

Latest Episodes

Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

ELooking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

44 MIN12 h ago
Comments
Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J

EOur very special guest this episode is the multi-talented Australian comedian and composer, Sammy J. Do venues need to cater for customers who need their phones charged? Do you prefer to read a number or have it read to you? Do you have a distinct strategy for buffets? With Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good. Sammy J is currently touring his show "Symphony in J Minor" across Australia and can also be heard hosting ABC Radio Melbourne's Breakfast Program. Go Sammy Go! If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

44 MIN2 w ago
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Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J

Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019

EChristian reflects on his Christmas Party Escape Room; Josh wonders whether a bill should be split evenly in all circumstances; and Dion seeks tree decoration advice. Featuring Ho Ho of the Week, a Christmas Radio Announcement and Timmy Visits Santa 2019. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Have a safe and happy holiday season! From Christian, Dion and Josh. Support the show.

36 MIN2019 DEC 23
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Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019

Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?

EHow much hospitality should you show an overseas guest? Under what circumstances can you ask to stay in someone's house whilst travelling? How many hands should you eat a burger with? Featuring Really Good, Plate or Bowl and Copy Cat. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

34 MIN2019 DEC 11
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Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?

Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?

EDo you need to be pleasant to friends you've bumped in to if you're in a rush? Do long messages always require proportionately long responses? When do you need to give up your seat on public transport? Featuring Really Good and a very special advert from Solymar Pioneers. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

32 MIN2019 NOV 27
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Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?

Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?

EShould you always close the door when you're in the toilet? Do dinner plans require a time and venue to be officially confirmed? Is it better to leave a small tip or no tip at all? With very special guests Scrolling Through Time and Josh finds The Drop. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

38 MIN2019 NOV 13
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Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?

Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?

EChristian, Dion and Josh dream about their dream change room, discussing the dynamics of group conversation, Josh gets in character and finds the drop, Dion adds another chapter to his search for the perfect barber and finally should you clean up while cooking or after the meal? With very special guests Oh Wow and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

39 MIN2019 OCT 16
Comments
Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?

Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?

EWould you share your lottery winnings? How about if the ticket was bought for you? Can you refuse to lend a book to a friend? Do you owe anything to the person giving you a lift? With very special guests Scrolling Through Time and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

33 MIN2019 OCT 2
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Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?

Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?

EDion freezes under the pressure of an overflowing beer; cutting off someone who is repeating a story; Christian picks a fresh story from Nonno's Vege Patch and Dion's European Rooibos Challenge. With special guests Oh Wow and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

33 MIN2019 SEP 18
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Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?

Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?

ECan you let yourself into someone's house? Can a personal item save your place in a queue? And how long can you leave that item there before you lose your spot? Will you pay for an audio guide at a gallery? With special guests, Plate Or Bowl?, Sneezing Through Time and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a week you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

30 MIN2019 SEP 4
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Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
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