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Slow News

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Slow News
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Slow News

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The biggest breaking pop culture news stories from PEDESTRIAN.TV slowed down to a spine tingling whisper.

Latest Episodes

Goodbye For Now But Not Forever

Wwwwelcome to the final episode o' the first series of Slow News - the podcast that slows the fastest moving entertainment stories right down to a soothing simmer. We're finishing on a familiar note. We're whispering Kardashians, Simpsons and Tarantino's delicious choice to cast an Aussie actor in his hotly-anticipated Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Goodnight, folks. And as always... Say hi to your Dad for me.

11 MIN2018 AUG 30
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Goodbye For Now But Not Forever

Keeping Up With Cummins, Slender Man & Tammy Hembrow

Our new Bachelor, Nick Cummins, says producers wouldn't let him Cummins on the show, and Slender Man's box office debut falls flatter than Tammy Hembrow at Kylie Jenner's 21st.

-1 s2018 AUG 16
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Keeping Up With Cummins, Slender Man & Tammy Hembrow

Video Didn't Kill The American Idol Star

We're about to find out what it was really like in New York City for Delilah, as the 2007 tune is being made into a TV show, somehow. Elsewhere, TV execs have tapped Kelly Clarkson to host her own daytime talk show, because that would be So Fresh. And finally, we've got a new Batwoman - and she's an Australian lesbian, no less.

10 MIN2018 AUG 9
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Video Didn't Kill The American Idol Star

How To Flirt On Instagram

This week we slow it right down to one very important yarn - a yarn all about how to get the attention of your crush on Instagram. This is compulsory listening for the perpetually thirsty.

9 MIN2018 AUG 2
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How To Flirt On Instagram

Lindsay's Back At It Again

What do Lindsay Lohan, Hocus Pocus and Neopets have in common? They all brought us happiness in the years 2000 through 2007. And, they're the subjects of this week's nostalgia-heavy episode of Slow News. Say hi to your Dad for us. And feed your dang JubJub, he's starving!

9 MIN2018 JUL 30
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Lindsay's Back At It Again

Paris, Lindsay, Katy & Cher

This week we whisper sweet, meaty nothings about Hollywood's biggest queens, from Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reigniting their 2006 beef tartare to Katy Perry acknowledging the public's reaction to her last album was slightly undercooked. Cher's latest ABBA-based announcement is the ideal garnish to this Slow News stew.

11 MIN2018 JUL 24
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Paris, Lindsay, Katy & Cher

Kulture & The Kardashians

We know what you did last summer. You clicked on all our articles about the Kardashians. And the only thing better than reading about how much bank Kylie and Kim komand? Hearing it whiiiiiispered. Bonus round: Cardi B's birthed her baby and it's got a deeply 'dashian name.

12 MIN2018 JUL 12
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Kulture & The Kardashians

Ode To Chicken Crimpy (And Corey Worthington)

In the kitchen, Chicken Crimpy, call it stir fry. On this week's Slow News, we whisper sweet, muscular nothings about 'Ninja Warrior', explain why 'This Is My Face Thursdays' needs to become a thing and celebrate the greatest 'Shapes' flavour of all time.

14 MIN2018 JUL 5
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Ode To Chicken Crimpy (And Corey Worthington)

'Sims 4' Santa Wants Your Sex

EPour yourself a warming chai and settle into Slow News,PEDESTRIAN.TV's sensuously soothing, weekly ASMR podcast. What do Corey Worthington, Bella Thorne and a sexed-up 'Sims 4' Santahave in common? They're all making headlines in our first episode. Bah humbug, baby.

15 MIN2018 JUN 28
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'Sims 4' Santa Wants Your Sex
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Latest Episodes

Goodbye For Now But Not Forever

Wwwwelcome to the final episode o' the first series of Slow News - the podcast that slows the fastest moving entertainment stories right down to a soothing simmer. We're finishing on a familiar note. We're whispering Kardashians, Simpsons and Tarantino's delicious choice to cast an Aussie actor in his hotly-anticipated Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Goodnight, folks. And as always... Say hi to your Dad for me.

11 MIN2018 AUG 30
Comments
Goodbye For Now But Not Forever

Keeping Up With Cummins, Slender Man & Tammy Hembrow

Our new Bachelor, Nick Cummins, says producers wouldn't let him Cummins on the show, and Slender Man's box office debut falls flatter than Tammy Hembrow at Kylie Jenner's 21st.

-1 s2018 AUG 16
Comments
Keeping Up With Cummins, Slender Man & Tammy Hembrow

Video Didn't Kill The American Idol Star

We're about to find out what it was really like in New York City for Delilah, as the 2007 tune is being made into a TV show, somehow. Elsewhere, TV execs have tapped Kelly Clarkson to host her own daytime talk show, because that would be So Fresh. And finally, we've got a new Batwoman - and she's an Australian lesbian, no less.

10 MIN2018 AUG 9
Comments
Video Didn't Kill The American Idol Star

How To Flirt On Instagram

This week we slow it right down to one very important yarn - a yarn all about how to get the attention of your crush on Instagram. This is compulsory listening for the perpetually thirsty.

9 MIN2018 AUG 2
Comments
How To Flirt On Instagram

Lindsay's Back At It Again

What do Lindsay Lohan, Hocus Pocus and Neopets have in common? They all brought us happiness in the years 2000 through 2007. And, they're the subjects of this week's nostalgia-heavy episode of Slow News. Say hi to your Dad for us. And feed your dang JubJub, he's starving!

9 MIN2018 JUL 30
Comments
Lindsay's Back At It Again

Paris, Lindsay, Katy & Cher

This week we whisper sweet, meaty nothings about Hollywood's biggest queens, from Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reigniting their 2006 beef tartare to Katy Perry acknowledging the public's reaction to her last album was slightly undercooked. Cher's latest ABBA-based announcement is the ideal garnish to this Slow News stew.

11 MIN2018 JUL 24
Comments
Paris, Lindsay, Katy & Cher

Kulture & The Kardashians

We know what you did last summer. You clicked on all our articles about the Kardashians. And the only thing better than reading about how much bank Kylie and Kim komand? Hearing it whiiiiiispered. Bonus round: Cardi B's birthed her baby and it's got a deeply 'dashian name.

12 MIN2018 JUL 12
Comments
Kulture & The Kardashians

Ode To Chicken Crimpy (And Corey Worthington)

In the kitchen, Chicken Crimpy, call it stir fry. On this week's Slow News, we whisper sweet, muscular nothings about 'Ninja Warrior', explain why 'This Is My Face Thursdays' needs to become a thing and celebrate the greatest 'Shapes' flavour of all time.

14 MIN2018 JUL 5
Comments
Ode To Chicken Crimpy (And Corey Worthington)

'Sims 4' Santa Wants Your Sex

EPour yourself a warming chai and settle into Slow News,PEDESTRIAN.TV's sensuously soothing, weekly ASMR podcast. What do Corey Worthington, Bella Thorne and a sexed-up 'Sims 4' Santahave in common? They're all making headlines in our first episode. Bah humbug, baby.

15 MIN2018 JUN 28
Comments
'Sims 4' Santa Wants Your Sex
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