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The Book of Nowt

Conal & Joe Deeney

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The Book of Nowt
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Conal & Joe Deeney

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About Us

Two brothers think they know everything. It's meant to be funny.

Latest Episodes

Chapter 15 - Kate Bush

Out on the wiley, Yorkshire moors, is Joe and Conal Deen (ey) Kate Bush is superb and the brothers Deeney need to tell the world. From Wuthering Heights right up to this remastered box set thing that came out recently, Kate hasn't stopped being amazing. If you're reading, Kate, get in touch. We also receive a message from Kimberley Walsh. Because that's the only thing you can expect from this nutty podcast... shock! Visit our new website bookofnowt.com for more details

50 MIN3 days ago
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Chapter 15 - Kate Bush

Chapter 14 - The Sea

Ahoy my landlubbers, and welcome to the second season of The Book of Nowt. We've been having a mad laugh for a few weeks but are back aboard the the good ship podcast for tale of the high seas and Conal talking endlessly about his holidays. Our brother Fergal also makes a little appearance after he made us promise we wouldn't. Classic bants. Visit our new website bookofnowt.com for more details

47 MIN1 weeks ago
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Chapter 14 - The Sea

Chapter 13 - Germany

Gutentag my pretty friends. The last episode of the season. And what a season! We cap things off with an EasyJet weekend to Germany. Conal has been. Joe has been. Werner Herzog has been. We'll be back in a few weeks with season 2

40 MINSEP 6
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Chapter 13 - Germany

Chapter 12 - Supermarkets

Unexpected podcast in the bagging area. Todays episode is all about supermarkets. We talk about Asda, lidl, M&S, Tesco, Waitrose and all the other hell holes we gather our ingredients from to make things like cottage pie or cauliflower cheese. Listen now for free and tell the person to your left if you like it.

47 MINAUG 30
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Chapter 12 - Supermarkets

Chapter 11 - Prison

This podcast is the equivalent of hitting a metal cup against prison bars while someone plays the harmonica. We mix the toothpaste of chat, with the rotten orange juice of insight, and the Toilet Duck of Conal talking about concealing stuff up your arse, to make this disgusting hooch of a podcast. Listen with your ears and that will be good. #nofilter #nofilterneeded

49 MINAUG 23
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Chapter 11 - Prison

Chapter 10 - Elizabeth I

The Virgin Queen that has absolutely nothing to do with tubular bells and that beardy lad Richard Branson. In the 1500s someone had to be in charge so she decided to do it. With her ginger hair and messed up teeth she set out to be Queen of all England. But what else did she ever do. Listen now to find out. Please don't be a virgin with this podcast. Spread it around as much as you can.

43 MINAUG 16
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Chapter 10 - Elizabeth I

Chapter 9 - Pollution

Pollution... all around. The air's getting dirtier and the politicians are caring less. Who better to save the planet from becoming the uninhabitable inferno that's just around the corner than Joe and Conal? Two lads who talk a lot, but actually do very little. Be sure to recycle this podcast once you're done by SHARING it on all social media channels. Come on, that was some classy begging.

38 MINAUG 9
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Chapter 9 - Pollution

Chapter 8 - Greek Mythology

Conal is the God of air rifles at a fairground. Joe is the God of noticing when people have had a haircut. We traverse the mystical lands, seas, and skies of Ancient Greece, and discuss minotaurs, medusas, and chimeras. The Greeks were as gifted in imagination as we are making podcasts. Please accept this gift of a big wooden horse. Don't look inside.

38 MINAUG 2
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Chapter 8 - Greek Mythology

Chapter 7 - Matt LeBlanc

So no one told you life was gonna be this way. (clap clap clap clap clap) Well it is, so wake up and get on with it. Cast your mind back to a time of eating crap every night, playing foosball in your kitchen instead of having a real table to eat food, sleeping with everygirl in New York, being an unsuccessful actor then a successful one to being unsuccessful again and finally being successful again oh thats right thats not your life it's Joey Tribiani's life you wish you had. He is also in episodes but I don't know much about that.

44 MINJUL 26
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Chapter 7 - Matt LeBlanc

Chapter 6 - Britpop

I get up when I want, except on Fridays when I get rudely awakened by this podcast. If you can remember the mid-90s, you were very much there. It was a time of the Gallaghers, Hooch, Loaded magazine, Lara Croft, and Byker Grove. Revisit those halcyon days with us and we can all Live Forever like Common People and Beautiful Ones. Chumbawamba.

39 MINJUL 19
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Chapter 6 - Britpop

Latest Episodes

Chapter 15 - Kate Bush

Out on the wiley, Yorkshire moors, is Joe and Conal Deen (ey) Kate Bush is superb and the brothers Deeney need to tell the world. From Wuthering Heights right up to this remastered box set thing that came out recently, Kate hasn't stopped being amazing. If you're reading, Kate, get in touch. We also receive a message from Kimberley Walsh. Because that's the only thing you can expect from this nutty podcast... shock! Visit our new website bookofnowt.com for more details

50 MIN3 days ago
Comments
Chapter 15 - Kate Bush

Chapter 14 - The Sea

Ahoy my landlubbers, and welcome to the second season of The Book of Nowt. We've been having a mad laugh for a few weeks but are back aboard the the good ship podcast for tale of the high seas and Conal talking endlessly about his holidays. Our brother Fergal also makes a little appearance after he made us promise we wouldn't. Classic bants. Visit our new website bookofnowt.com for more details

47 MIN1 weeks ago
Comments
Chapter 14 - The Sea

Chapter 13 - Germany

Gutentag my pretty friends. The last episode of the season. And what a season! We cap things off with an EasyJet weekend to Germany. Conal has been. Joe has been. Werner Herzog has been. We'll be back in a few weeks with season 2

40 MINSEP 6
Comments
Chapter 13 - Germany

Chapter 12 - Supermarkets

Unexpected podcast in the bagging area. Todays episode is all about supermarkets. We talk about Asda, lidl, M&S, Tesco, Waitrose and all the other hell holes we gather our ingredients from to make things like cottage pie or cauliflower cheese. Listen now for free and tell the person to your left if you like it.

47 MINAUG 30
Comments
Chapter 12 - Supermarkets

Chapter 11 - Prison

This podcast is the equivalent of hitting a metal cup against prison bars while someone plays the harmonica. We mix the toothpaste of chat, with the rotten orange juice of insight, and the Toilet Duck of Conal talking about concealing stuff up your arse, to make this disgusting hooch of a podcast. Listen with your ears and that will be good. #nofilter #nofilterneeded

49 MINAUG 23
Comments
Chapter 11 - Prison

Chapter 10 - Elizabeth I

The Virgin Queen that has absolutely nothing to do with tubular bells and that beardy lad Richard Branson. In the 1500s someone had to be in charge so she decided to do it. With her ginger hair and messed up teeth she set out to be Queen of all England. But what else did she ever do. Listen now to find out. Please don't be a virgin with this podcast. Spread it around as much as you can.

43 MINAUG 16
Comments
Chapter 10 - Elizabeth I

Chapter 9 - Pollution

Pollution... all around. The air's getting dirtier and the politicians are caring less. Who better to save the planet from becoming the uninhabitable inferno that's just around the corner than Joe and Conal? Two lads who talk a lot, but actually do very little. Be sure to recycle this podcast once you're done by SHARING it on all social media channels. Come on, that was some classy begging.

38 MINAUG 9
Comments
Chapter 9 - Pollution

Chapter 8 - Greek Mythology

Conal is the God of air rifles at a fairground. Joe is the God of noticing when people have had a haircut. We traverse the mystical lands, seas, and skies of Ancient Greece, and discuss minotaurs, medusas, and chimeras. The Greeks were as gifted in imagination as we are making podcasts. Please accept this gift of a big wooden horse. Don't look inside.

38 MINAUG 2
Comments
Chapter 8 - Greek Mythology

Chapter 7 - Matt LeBlanc

So no one told you life was gonna be this way. (clap clap clap clap clap) Well it is, so wake up and get on with it. Cast your mind back to a time of eating crap every night, playing foosball in your kitchen instead of having a real table to eat food, sleeping with everygirl in New York, being an unsuccessful actor then a successful one to being unsuccessful again and finally being successful again oh thats right thats not your life it's Joey Tribiani's life you wish you had. He is also in episodes but I don't know much about that.

44 MINJUL 26
Comments
Chapter 7 - Matt LeBlanc

Chapter 6 - Britpop

I get up when I want, except on Fridays when I get rudely awakened by this podcast. If you can remember the mid-90s, you were very much there. It was a time of the Gallaghers, Hooch, Loaded magazine, Lara Croft, and Byker Grove. Revisit those halcyon days with us and we can all Live Forever like Common People and Beautiful Ones. Chumbawamba.

39 MINJUL 19
Comments
Chapter 6 - Britpop