Episode 12: Flakes on Flakes on Flakes

EGuess! Who’s! Motherfucking BACK in your podcast feed! We discuss what the fuck happened to make a multi-month absence (and we swear it wasn’t laziness this time). We also talk for awhile about health, Jeff Flake, and what is already old news: the Mueller investigation’s first arrest. It’s pretty tight.

Episode 11: This Is A Good Episode

EGUESS WHO’S BACK (BACK AGAIN) AND MAKING THE SAME EMINEM REFERENCE AGAIN. As promised, this is a goodepisode. We reappear from nowhere after zero pause in frequency of episodes (what, doesn’t everyone take a month off????) to talk about recent Trump bullshit (obvi), high school reunions, Silicon Valley, and 4/20.

Episode 10: Struggle Cast

EAt the very last possible moment where we could: LET’S CELEBRATE BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! In this week’s episode we talk about the #truth about the Black Panthers, go over some of the history of racial prejudice in this country (becausenot even the blessed queen Ava DuVernay could cover all of it in 90 minutes), celebrate queer, black historical figures, and at one point Lizz accidentally threw Bo Berghdal under the bus instead of Bo Bice? SORRY BOO #wesupportthetroops #americanidolisnotactuallyawarzonebutmaybeitiswhoknows

Episode 9: #BlackCandleLighting

EWe’re back with a new episode, pretending that we didn’t just randomly skip a week and hope that nobody noticed (we’re gr8 at our podcasting). In this episode we invade your ear hole with out singing, spend almost two hours on WHITE DEVIL WATCH 2k17, and go hard on Milo Yawannapopabitch. We also call Donald Trump a messy ass bitch several times. Basically it’s a very normal episode. Contentwarning: when we discuss Milo we go into discussions of childhood sexual assault and the sexualization of teenagers, so if those get you in a bad headspace you might want to skip out on the second half of this episode. <3

Episode 8: Let’s Talk About Sex

EJust what you never wanted to here us talk about in excruciating detail: SEX!! What can we say; we give the people what they want. In this episode we discuss the state of sex ed in California, queer sex ed, consent, how virginity is a social construct, and other boring things. Seriously boring. Mom, don’t listen. DON’T LISTEN, MOM. …p.s. Donald Trump is a messy ass bitch

Bonus Episode #1

EHey everybody! After a weekend of protesting (yay!) and inaugurations (ugh) we decided to do a quick and shitty recording session to talk it out. We swear it’s short(er than usual). Some things Trump has done in his first week that we forgot to mention: * Start work on a border wall along the Mexican-American border * Double-down on calling news sources that aren’t Fox/alt-right “fake news” * More to be added because it’s 6AM and I’m tired and forgetful

Episode 7: Fact and Fist

EThis time with more guest hosts (started at zero now we at one)! The girls return AS SCHEDULED (imagine that?!) and they brought with them an amazing guest host, Diana Martinez, to talk about the struggles and feminist issues surrounding engagement and marriage. We also talked about recent political sh*t (because how could you not?), say a very non-facetious #thanksobama and cry a little. It’s fun. Sources: http://www.nber.org/papers/w12944 https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/series/sr_21/sr21_024.pdf

Episode 6: Two Cheeks, One Mic

EGuess who’s back! Back again! It’s time to talk about our feelings about the election, discuss what people got wrong in their responses, and call Donald Trump a messy bitch many, many times. Stay tuned in the future for our new content calendar! From here on out we’ll be adding a new show every other Wednesday. It will be cool. Main sources: Southern Poverty Law Center’s Hatewatch Campaignatsplcenter.org/hatewatch

Episode 5: Awkward Race Talk

EThe topic we’ve all been waiting for (maybe??????????)!!!!!!!!!! A white womanpretends to know what she’s talking about while a black woman talks about reality. It’s like a metaphor for life in general.

Episode 4: Wine and Cheez-its and Silicon Valley and tech and we’re gr8

ELike those wacky, wacky dinosaurs:we’re baaaack! We talk a little bit about our lives in the last three years and then talk about our lives as women in the tech industry. We also talk about the best tv show that deals with tech that is currently running (a very competitive category), HBO’s Silicon Valley. CITING OUR SHIT: “Women considered better coders – but only if they hide their gender” via The Guardian “Why companies that take pride in diversity programs still wind up hiring white guys” via QZ.com