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Bonus Episode 1: Summer Update

What’s the deal with our summer holiday and when is the show coming back? (first week of August)

4 MIN2017 JUL 13
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Bonus Episode 1: Summer Update

Ep 79: I Didn’t Tell Him To Do That

In which the big bad is fought and being flippant comes back to roost … Last episode the party rescued the lone survivor, Kan, from the ruined keep, and then spent half the episode humiliating him. then they reached the abandoned town of Three Rivers, which only had one river. Garrek used a locate object spell to track the silver ring and saw that all the missing people were in the forest, worshiping Hana Hallswift like a dread overlord. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have...

65 MIN2017 JUN 9
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Ep 79: I Didn’t Tell Him To Do That

Ep 78: I Sheath My Horse

In which horses are sheathed, and ghost towns are explored … Last episode our heroes arrived at the township of three rivers, the final destination of this adventure. Approaching the lake at night, they saw a ruined castled lit up by a strange green aura. They fought undead creatures – ghouls – and then rescued a villager inside, who told them that they would find the town deserted. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, ...

40 MIN2017 JUN 2
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Ep 78: I Sheath My Horse

Ep 77: Ghastlighting

In which mysterious rifts are entered, and steeds are mounted … Last episode our heroes bought horses and named them too. They rode out on Honorable, Wolf, Horse Hogan and The Universe Is Meaningless. Then a hilarious road trip ensued, like, last episode, did you hear it? Yeah, check it out. Please. Finally they arrived at the outskirts of Three Rivers. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share goes a long way. ...

46 MIN2017 MAY 25
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Ep 77: Ghastlighting

Ep 76: Brother

In which horses are bought and a road trip ensues … Last episode the society of the snake’s lair was defeated and the players finally got to level up and grab some loot. However, it was not over. They got the rest of the Hana Hallswift story. She was brought back evil and had already left for her former hometown to bring literal hell to the earth. Our heroes now have to saddle up and go to face the big bad. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, pleas...

37 MIN2017 MAY 8
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Ep 76: Brother

Ep 75: Snakes Shouldn’t Have Arms

In which treasure chests are opened and Billicus starts a career change … Last episode the party defeated the Yuanti abomination, and Seyda pulped Mr. Naja in a barbarian rage, and with him all remaining connection to the DM’s story arc. However, they did find a huge treasure chest. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share goes a long way. Thanks.

38 MIN2017 MAY 5
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Ep 75: Snakes Shouldn’t Have Arms

Ep 74: My Mom’s Face Appears On The Snakehead

In which fear returns and rage becomes an issue … Last episode Billicus knocked himself out on a door. Then the party descended to the lowest dungeon level, still rough and unfinished. Surprisingly, they found a fully furnished study down there. A book on a desk revealed the true story of Hana Hallswift’s demise. They party wanted to sleep, but the Yuanti abomination was not far away. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share g...

38 MIN2017 APR 25
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Ep 74: My Mom’s Face Appears On The Snakehead

Ep 73: Take That, Chair

In which furniture is challenged and the story is rejoined … Last episode our heroes took on the Yuan Ti priest and his giant viper. The priest mind controlled Mantou and the lovely wolf turned on his master and friend Billicus, biting him. Hearts broke, barbarians raged and the priest was defeated. Then, they pressed on to the dungeons below, where they found a macabre scene of prisoners being prepared for the kitchens. Now the exploration continues. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. I...

30 MIN2017 APR 13
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Ep 73: Take That, Chair

Ep 72: I’m Gonna Rage

In which the party blunder through the fight, and we blunder through borderline offensive topics … Last episode, the party mutilated the two sentries, and wondered if they weren’t, themselves, the bad guys. They entered the hidden headquarters of the society of the snake and interrupted a ceremony. A half-blood Yuan Ti priest was worshiping a huge viper, along with a whole bunch of cultists. Garrek put Mantou the wolf on his shoulders and used a robe to create a ruse, Billicus became Gorrilicus, and the battle ensued. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the c...

43 MIN2017 APR 6
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Ep 72: I’m Gonna Rage

Ep 71: We Are The Bad Guys

In which our heroes are a bit too good at this … Last episode I was down with the flu and had a terrible headache and couldn’t get anything done. I’m Andy, the writer and DM, by the way. But now I’m ok. We left the party in front of the chateau belonging to the society of the snake, in front of the arched entrance, which was filled with a magical, and impenetrable, darkness. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share goes a lo...

44 MIN2017 MAR 30
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Ep 71: We Are The Bad Guys

Latest Episodes

Bonus Episode 1: Summer Update

What’s the deal with our summer holiday and when is the show coming back? (first week of August)

4 MIN2017 JUL 13
Comments
Bonus Episode 1: Summer Update

Ep 79: I Didn’t Tell Him To Do That

In which the big bad is fought and being flippant comes back to roost … Last episode the party rescued the lone survivor, Kan, from the ruined keep, and then spent half the episode humiliating him. then they reached the abandoned town of Three Rivers, which only had one river. Garrek used a locate object spell to track the silver ring and saw that all the missing people were in the forest, worshiping Hana Hallswift like a dread overlord. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have...

65 MIN2017 JUN 9
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Ep 79: I Didn’t Tell Him To Do That

Ep 78: I Sheath My Horse

In which horses are sheathed, and ghost towns are explored … Last episode our heroes arrived at the township of three rivers, the final destination of this adventure. Approaching the lake at night, they saw a ruined castled lit up by a strange green aura. They fought undead creatures – ghouls – and then rescued a villager inside, who told them that they would find the town deserted. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, ...

40 MIN2017 JUN 2
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Ep 78: I Sheath My Horse

Ep 77: Ghastlighting

In which mysterious rifts are entered, and steeds are mounted … Last episode our heroes bought horses and named them too. They rode out on Honorable, Wolf, Horse Hogan and The Universe Is Meaningless. Then a hilarious road trip ensued, like, last episode, did you hear it? Yeah, check it out. Please. Finally they arrived at the outskirts of Three Rivers. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share goes a long way. ...

46 MIN2017 MAY 25
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Ep 77: Ghastlighting

Ep 76: Brother

In which horses are bought and a road trip ensues … Last episode the society of the snake’s lair was defeated and the players finally got to level up and grab some loot. However, it was not over. They got the rest of the Hana Hallswift story. She was brought back evil and had already left for her former hometown to bring literal hell to the earth. Our heroes now have to saddle up and go to face the big bad. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 7 Hjani – elf fighter, level 7 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 – rogue level 1 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, pleas...

37 MIN2017 MAY 8
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Ep 76: Brother

Ep 75: Snakes Shouldn’t Have Arms

In which treasure chests are opened and Billicus starts a career change … Last episode the party defeated the Yuanti abomination, and Seyda pulped Mr. Naja in a barbarian rage, and with him all remaining connection to the DM’s story arc. However, they did find a huge treasure chest. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share goes a long way. Thanks.

38 MIN2017 MAY 5
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Ep 75: Snakes Shouldn’t Have Arms

Ep 74: My Mom’s Face Appears On The Snakehead

In which fear returns and rage becomes an issue … Last episode Billicus knocked himself out on a door. Then the party descended to the lowest dungeon level, still rough and unfinished. Surprisingly, they found a fully furnished study down there. A book on a desk revealed the true story of Hana Hallswift’s demise. They party wanted to sleep, but the Yuanti abomination was not far away. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share g...

38 MIN2017 APR 25
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Ep 74: My Mom’s Face Appears On The Snakehead

Ep 73: Take That, Chair

In which furniture is challenged and the story is rejoined … Last episode our heroes took on the Yuan Ti priest and his giant viper. The priest mind controlled Mantou and the lovely wolf turned on his master and friend Billicus, biting him. Hearts broke, barbarians raged and the priest was defeated. Then, they pressed on to the dungeons below, where they found a macabre scene of prisoners being prepared for the kitchens. Now the exploration continues. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. I...

30 MIN2017 APR 13
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Ep 73: Take That, Chair

Ep 72: I’m Gonna Rage

In which the party blunder through the fight, and we blunder through borderline offensive topics … Last episode, the party mutilated the two sentries, and wondered if they weren’t, themselves, the bad guys. They entered the hidden headquarters of the society of the snake and interrupted a ceremony. A half-blood Yuan Ti priest was worshiping a huge viper, along with a whole bunch of cultists. Garrek put Mantou the wolf on his shoulders and used a robe to create a ruse, Billicus became Gorrilicus, and the battle ensued. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the c...

43 MIN2017 APR 6
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Ep 72: I’m Gonna Rage

Ep 71: We Are The Bad Guys

In which our heroes are a bit too good at this … Last episode I was down with the flu and had a terrible headache and couldn’t get anything done. I’m Andy, the writer and DM, by the way. But now I’m ok. We left the party in front of the chateau belonging to the society of the snake, in front of the arched entrance, which was filled with a magical, and impenetrable, darkness. Seyda Neen – human barbarian, level 6 Hjani – elf fighter, level 6 Billicus – elf druid, Level 5 Garrick – dwarf cleric, Level 5 The adventure takes place in the elven kingdom of Kikathra, in the world of Kalni. Currently, the campaign has taken us to another area of the map, the realm of the merchant kings. For full game world information, art and character sheets check out the about pages on the site and watch the blog for extras. Feel free to mail us via the contact form or tweet at us with any questions or comments you have. If you liked the show, please share it. One repost, tweet or share goes a lo...

44 MIN2017 MAR 30
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Ep 71: We Are The Bad Guys