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We get drunk and talk about the NFL. ​

Latest Episodes

Only One Stat Matters

EWant to know if your NFL team is any good? We reveal the only statistic that matters. Plus, are you pissed about the amount of penalties being called this season? Get used to it, as we uncover the biggest NFL conspiracy yet. And what do you think goes through Mike McCarthy's head when watching the new look Packers tear up the NFC North? Plus we review the Midnight Cowboy Cocktail.

42 MIN3 w ago
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Only One Stat Matters

6.5 Seconds

EBills QB Josh Allen held the ball for 6.5 seconds in the pocket on Sunday, then promptly got sacked. Don't think 6.5 seconds is a lot of time? Sure it is, and we prove it by chugging 4 beers in 26 seconds (6.5 seconds each). We also review Who Wore it Better, Rex Ryan in his hissy fight with Browns QB Baker Mayfield, or Panthers QB Kyle Allen and his shade thrown at Cam Newton. Plus we debate why the referees suck so much when trying to protect players from egregious hits to the head. And we debut arguably the greatest segment in podcast history, NFL Confessions.

48 MINOCT 2
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6.5 Seconds

Young Guns

EThe NFL has a great crop of young quarterbacks, like Daniel Jones, Josh Allen, Gardner Minshew and Kyle Allen. But which one has the most substance and would also look the best in a porn moustache? Plus Tom Brady has been exerting his influence over NFL referees since 2001. We investigate in NFL Conspiracies. And we introduce a new segment called WTF where we try to understand how Matt Ryan and the Falcons lost to the Colts despite Ryan's 29-34 305 yard 3 TD performance.

47 MINSEP 25
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Young Guns

Indy is outta Luck

EWe drink the Colts Stampede Cocktail and discuss what was a bigger retirement shock to the NFL, Andrew Luck or Barry Sanders? Plus we have some suggestion how the NFL can radically improve preseason football. We comment on Tom Brady's latest fashion choice (i.e. big dumb hat) and Christian McCaffrey discovers he's black while playing Madden football.

39 MINAUG 30
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Indy is outta Luck

You've Got Stats!

EOur last episode before we start doing LIVE VIDEO shows on August 12. Training Camp has begun and Antonio Brown and Jalen Ramsey found a way to make it all about themselves. Plus lots of big names on different teams this year. What's the hardest one to wrap your head around? The Patriots held a press conference to say nothing at all, we tell you which NFL player we'd like to spend a year with on a deserted island and we give you our biggest no brainers that will happen in the NFL this upcoming season. Plus, Stats Guy really comes into his own with some unique stats.

40 MINJUL 31
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You've Got Stats!

This just in: Predictions are dumb

EIf the Chargers win a Super Bowl like USA Today predicts, will anyone in LA actually know? Plus Brett Favre says he sees himself in Baker Mayfield and Patrick Mahomes, but what exactly is he seeing? We have some theories. Le'Veon Bell goes on social media to rip social media, and did Golden Tate find a backhanded way to motivate Nick Foles? Plus we announce our world premiere of our LIVE Blitzed Football show. August 12, 2019.

42 MINJUL 24
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This just in: Predictions are dumb

We won't golf with Romo

EWe're just three weeks away from our first ever LIVE video episode of Blitzed. This week we debate which NFL player we'd like to golf with (spoiler alert: it ain't Tony Romo). Plus, what changes would you like to see in the NFL before the season starts? We have some great suggestions. We also talk about a new wrinkle in the proposed 18 game schedule and we discuss divisional realignment with one of our Blitzed Insiders, Sonja Greenfield.

30 MINJUL 17
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We won't golf with Romo

Mayfield to the Pats?

EMark Wahlberg recently told TMZ that he believes Baker Mayfield will wind up on the Patriots. He also thought Transformers would win the Oscar. Plus we name a craft beer for the story of the 2019 NFL season. Tom Brady just posted a faster 40 yard dash than when he was in his 20s. Should we respect him now. And ESPN claims five NFL teams are stuck in neutral, the Broncos, Lions, Titans, Buccaneers and Raiders. We tell you which ones are in Drive and which ones are in Reverse.

35 MINJUL 10
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Mayfield to the Pats?

Le'Veon's Three Way Disaster

EIf Cam Newton offered you $1,500 for your airline seat in Coach, would you take it? Plus, during your last three way, did you leave out a $1 Million for someone to steal like Le'Veon Bell? Tom Brady's looking for a nickname to trademark. We have some suggestions. Gerald McCoy is pissed at the Bucs for giving away his number. Does anyone care? We also comment on the new Pass Interference replay challenge and we welcome our new on-air producer, Clippy to the team.

35 MINJUN 26
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Le'Veon's Three Way Disaster

I wanna be just like OJ

EIs Aaron Rodgers the worst beer drinker of all time? Plus would you be worried if one of your teammates chose OJ Simpson's number 32? Chris Long and Adam 'Pacman' Jones just retired from the NFL. One of them built wells in Africa and the other one once spent $1 Million in a single weekend in Vegas. Which feat is more impressive?

34 MINMAY 29
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I wanna be just like OJ

Latest Episodes

Only One Stat Matters

EWant to know if your NFL team is any good? We reveal the only statistic that matters. Plus, are you pissed about the amount of penalties being called this season? Get used to it, as we uncover the biggest NFL conspiracy yet. And what do you think goes through Mike McCarthy's head when watching the new look Packers tear up the NFC North? Plus we review the Midnight Cowboy Cocktail.

42 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Only One Stat Matters

6.5 Seconds

EBills QB Josh Allen held the ball for 6.5 seconds in the pocket on Sunday, then promptly got sacked. Don't think 6.5 seconds is a lot of time? Sure it is, and we prove it by chugging 4 beers in 26 seconds (6.5 seconds each). We also review Who Wore it Better, Rex Ryan in his hissy fight with Browns QB Baker Mayfield, or Panthers QB Kyle Allen and his shade thrown at Cam Newton. Plus we debate why the referees suck so much when trying to protect players from egregious hits to the head. And we debut arguably the greatest segment in podcast history, NFL Confessions.

48 MINOCT 2
Comments
6.5 Seconds

Young Guns

EThe NFL has a great crop of young quarterbacks, like Daniel Jones, Josh Allen, Gardner Minshew and Kyle Allen. But which one has the most substance and would also look the best in a porn moustache? Plus Tom Brady has been exerting his influence over NFL referees since 2001. We investigate in NFL Conspiracies. And we introduce a new segment called WTF where we try to understand how Matt Ryan and the Falcons lost to the Colts despite Ryan's 29-34 305 yard 3 TD performance.

47 MINSEP 25
Comments
Young Guns

Indy is outta Luck

EWe drink the Colts Stampede Cocktail and discuss what was a bigger retirement shock to the NFL, Andrew Luck or Barry Sanders? Plus we have some suggestion how the NFL can radically improve preseason football. We comment on Tom Brady's latest fashion choice (i.e. big dumb hat) and Christian McCaffrey discovers he's black while playing Madden football.

39 MINAUG 30
Comments
Indy is outta Luck

You've Got Stats!

EOur last episode before we start doing LIVE VIDEO shows on August 12. Training Camp has begun and Antonio Brown and Jalen Ramsey found a way to make it all about themselves. Plus lots of big names on different teams this year. What's the hardest one to wrap your head around? The Patriots held a press conference to say nothing at all, we tell you which NFL player we'd like to spend a year with on a deserted island and we give you our biggest no brainers that will happen in the NFL this upcoming season. Plus, Stats Guy really comes into his own with some unique stats.

40 MINJUL 31
Comments
You've Got Stats!

This just in: Predictions are dumb

EIf the Chargers win a Super Bowl like USA Today predicts, will anyone in LA actually know? Plus Brett Favre says he sees himself in Baker Mayfield and Patrick Mahomes, but what exactly is he seeing? We have some theories. Le'Veon Bell goes on social media to rip social media, and did Golden Tate find a backhanded way to motivate Nick Foles? Plus we announce our world premiere of our LIVE Blitzed Football show. August 12, 2019.

42 MINJUL 24
Comments
This just in: Predictions are dumb

We won't golf with Romo

EWe're just three weeks away from our first ever LIVE video episode of Blitzed. This week we debate which NFL player we'd like to golf with (spoiler alert: it ain't Tony Romo). Plus, what changes would you like to see in the NFL before the season starts? We have some great suggestions. We also talk about a new wrinkle in the proposed 18 game schedule and we discuss divisional realignment with one of our Blitzed Insiders, Sonja Greenfield.

30 MINJUL 17
Comments
We won't golf with Romo

Mayfield to the Pats?

EMark Wahlberg recently told TMZ that he believes Baker Mayfield will wind up on the Patriots. He also thought Transformers would win the Oscar. Plus we name a craft beer for the story of the 2019 NFL season. Tom Brady just posted a faster 40 yard dash than when he was in his 20s. Should we respect him now. And ESPN claims five NFL teams are stuck in neutral, the Broncos, Lions, Titans, Buccaneers and Raiders. We tell you which ones are in Drive and which ones are in Reverse.

35 MINJUL 10
Comments
Mayfield to the Pats?

Le'Veon's Three Way Disaster

EIf Cam Newton offered you $1,500 for your airline seat in Coach, would you take it? Plus, during your last three way, did you leave out a $1 Million for someone to steal like Le'Veon Bell? Tom Brady's looking for a nickname to trademark. We have some suggestions. Gerald McCoy is pissed at the Bucs for giving away his number. Does anyone care? We also comment on the new Pass Interference replay challenge and we welcome our new on-air producer, Clippy to the team.

35 MINJUN 26
Comments
Le'Veon's Three Way Disaster

I wanna be just like OJ

EIs Aaron Rodgers the worst beer drinker of all time? Plus would you be worried if one of your teammates chose OJ Simpson's number 32? Chris Long and Adam 'Pacman' Jones just retired from the NFL. One of them built wells in Africa and the other one once spent $1 Million in a single weekend in Vegas. Which feat is more impressive?

34 MINMAY 29
Comments
I wanna be just like OJ
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