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Sports comedy podcast covering/satirizing your favorite/least favorite teams/athletes.

Latest Episodes

Episode 3: Panera Always, Bullets Forever

In today's episode, Dave and I talk Wizards playoffs and what not being able to eat bread did to our top-flite Panera franchise. After that, we get into the nuances of the Wizards' first round matchup with the great BulletsForever writer/editor/man-about-town Thomas Pruitt. It's more NBA from there as Dave and I delve into the Knicks' firing of Mike Woodson and why Kobe "Bean" Bryant should be the next Planeteer. All that and listener mail on this week's Kemp's Kidz!!!

41 MIN2014 APR 23
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Episode 3: Panera Always, Bullets Forever

Episode 2: Cespedes Family Brisket

On today's Kemp's Kidz Podkast, Dave and I discuss the Wizards making the playoffs, the Redskins acquisition of Desean Jackson, and the end of March Madness. Next up is Jake Mintz of Cespedes Family Barbecue, who joins us to talk MLB, Panera Bread, and why Bethesda needs to clean up its act. Things get more serious after that, as Dave and I attempt to find out who robbed Nick Young's palatial mansion. Finally and as always, we have listener mail. Live from my mom's basement, it's KEMP'S KIDZ!

39 MIN2014 APR 4
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Episode 2: Cespedes Family Brisket

Kemp's Kidz: Episode 1, Illegitimate Sons

In the inaugural episode of the Kemp's Kidz Podkast, Dave and I talk all things NBA with Adam McGinnis, writer/reporter/co-editor extraordinaire of TruthAboutIt.Net, the Washington Wizards' ESPN True Hoop Network Affiliate. Adam tells us why the Wizards will make it past the first round of the playoffs and in return, we school him on which Wizard has erectile dysfunction. Hijinks ensue from my mother's Bethesda basement. This is KEMP'S KIDZ!!!

28 MIN2014 MAR 18
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Kemp's Kidz: Episode 1, Illegitimate Sons

SMB 38: Betting on the Puppy Bowl from a Depressing Ramada

In today's special Superbowl episode, Dave and I are live from a freeway-adjacent Ramada on the outskirts of Seattle. From this humble setting, the two of us discuss all things Superbowl XLVIII, including Puppy Bowl X. After that we host area black man, Brandyn, who tells us how Richard Sherman inspires him to be a better drugdealer. From there, our old friend Sully calls from a payphone to discuss A-Rod and other things. We also have our traditional RapidFire segment where we discuss Macklemore, John Wall, the Wizards inability to get over .500, Royce White, and NFL Cheerleading Ponzi Scams. As always, we end the show with listener e-mail. Live from a depressing Ramada, it's SUCK MY BALTCHE!!!

21 MIN2014 JAN 31
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SMB 38: Betting on the Puppy Bowl from a Depressing Ramada

SMB 37: Wizards Rapidfire, Beating LeBron, and Starting a Beef with Wale

In today's brief installment, Dave and I talk about the Wizards beatdown of the Miami Heat, why Bill Belichick jerks off on playbooks, and the phenomenon of 'Lebroning.' Live from my mom's basement, it's SUCK MY BALTCHE!!! P.S. Plz don't kill us Wale!

9 MIN2014 JAN 17
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SMB 37: Wizards Rapidfire, Beating LeBron, and Starting a Beef with Wale

SMB 36: JR Smith Does Molly Off Rihanna's Tits

EIn our first episode of the new year, Dave and I dig deep for ten minutes, getting into all the hard-hitting news from around the sports world including the Redskins new coach, A-Rod's suspension, JR Smith's latest antics, and other important goings-on. Much thanks again to Tastee Diner and Bethesda Bagels, the greatest podcast sponsors in all of Bethesda. Live from my mom's basement, it's SUCK MY BALTCHE!

11 MIN2014 JAN 13
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SMB 36: JR Smith Does Molly Off Rihanna's Tits

SMB 35: Pick and Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Redskins/Knicks Self-Loathing Aristocrats Edition)

Dave and I trade barbs, uttering the most depraved, horrific, awful jokes about the Redskins, Mike Shanahan, Kyle Shanahan, and Dan Snyder before tackling the dumpsterfire that is the Knicks franchise.

14 MIN2013 DEC 16
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SMB 35: Pick and Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Redskins/Knicks Self-Loathing Aristocrats Edition)

SMB 32.5: Pick & Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Dallas Cowboys Hater Edition)

It's Dallas week on a mini-episode of Suck My Baltche as Dave and I go back and forth with our most heinous Dallas Cowboys jokes. HTTR! Enjoy!

6 MIN2013 OCT 13
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SMB 32.5: Pick & Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Dallas Cowboys Hater Edition)
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Latest Episodes

Episode 3: Panera Always, Bullets Forever

In today's episode, Dave and I talk Wizards playoffs and what not being able to eat bread did to our top-flite Panera franchise. After that, we get into the nuances of the Wizards' first round matchup with the great BulletsForever writer/editor/man-about-town Thomas Pruitt. It's more NBA from there as Dave and I delve into the Knicks' firing of Mike Woodson and why Kobe "Bean" Bryant should be the next Planeteer. All that and listener mail on this week's Kemp's Kidz!!!

41 MIN2014 APR 23
Comments
Episode 3: Panera Always, Bullets Forever

Episode 2: Cespedes Family Brisket

On today's Kemp's Kidz Podkast, Dave and I discuss the Wizards making the playoffs, the Redskins acquisition of Desean Jackson, and the end of March Madness. Next up is Jake Mintz of Cespedes Family Barbecue, who joins us to talk MLB, Panera Bread, and why Bethesda needs to clean up its act. Things get more serious after that, as Dave and I attempt to find out who robbed Nick Young's palatial mansion. Finally and as always, we have listener mail. Live from my mom's basement, it's KEMP'S KIDZ!

39 MIN2014 APR 4
Comments
Episode 2: Cespedes Family Brisket

Kemp's Kidz: Episode 1, Illegitimate Sons

In the inaugural episode of the Kemp's Kidz Podkast, Dave and I talk all things NBA with Adam McGinnis, writer/reporter/co-editor extraordinaire of TruthAboutIt.Net, the Washington Wizards' ESPN True Hoop Network Affiliate. Adam tells us why the Wizards will make it past the first round of the playoffs and in return, we school him on which Wizard has erectile dysfunction. Hijinks ensue from my mother's Bethesda basement. This is KEMP'S KIDZ!!!

28 MIN2014 MAR 18
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Kemp's Kidz: Episode 1, Illegitimate Sons

SMB 38: Betting on the Puppy Bowl from a Depressing Ramada

In today's special Superbowl episode, Dave and I are live from a freeway-adjacent Ramada on the outskirts of Seattle. From this humble setting, the two of us discuss all things Superbowl XLVIII, including Puppy Bowl X. After that we host area black man, Brandyn, who tells us how Richard Sherman inspires him to be a better drugdealer. From there, our old friend Sully calls from a payphone to discuss A-Rod and other things. We also have our traditional RapidFire segment where we discuss Macklemore, John Wall, the Wizards inability to get over .500, Royce White, and NFL Cheerleading Ponzi Scams. As always, we end the show with listener e-mail. Live from a depressing Ramada, it's SUCK MY BALTCHE!!!

21 MIN2014 JAN 31
Comments
SMB 38: Betting on the Puppy Bowl from a Depressing Ramada

SMB 37: Wizards Rapidfire, Beating LeBron, and Starting a Beef with Wale

In today's brief installment, Dave and I talk about the Wizards beatdown of the Miami Heat, why Bill Belichick jerks off on playbooks, and the phenomenon of 'Lebroning.' Live from my mom's basement, it's SUCK MY BALTCHE!!! P.S. Plz don't kill us Wale!

9 MIN2014 JAN 17
Comments
SMB 37: Wizards Rapidfire, Beating LeBron, and Starting a Beef with Wale

SMB 36: JR Smith Does Molly Off Rihanna's Tits

EIn our first episode of the new year, Dave and I dig deep for ten minutes, getting into all the hard-hitting news from around the sports world including the Redskins new coach, A-Rod's suspension, JR Smith's latest antics, and other important goings-on. Much thanks again to Tastee Diner and Bethesda Bagels, the greatest podcast sponsors in all of Bethesda. Live from my mom's basement, it's SUCK MY BALTCHE!

11 MIN2014 JAN 13
Comments
SMB 36: JR Smith Does Molly Off Rihanna's Tits

SMB 35: Pick and Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Redskins/Knicks Self-Loathing Aristocrats Edition)

Dave and I trade barbs, uttering the most depraved, horrific, awful jokes about the Redskins, Mike Shanahan, Kyle Shanahan, and Dan Snyder before tackling the dumpsterfire that is the Knicks franchise.

14 MIN2013 DEC 16
Comments
SMB 35: Pick and Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Redskins/Knicks Self-Loathing Aristocrats Edition)

SMB 32.5: Pick & Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Dallas Cowboys Hater Edition)

It's Dallas week on a mini-episode of Suck My Baltche as Dave and I go back and forth with our most heinous Dallas Cowboys jokes. HTTR! Enjoy!

6 MIN2013 OCT 13
Comments
SMB 32.5: Pick & Rolling on the Floor Laughing (Dallas Cowboys Hater Edition)
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