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Movie buff and bit of a geek. No nonsense film reviewer. Warning these will be full spoiler reviews and may have bad language throughout.

Latest Episodes

Jurassic Park 3 (2001)

EWelcome to my look at part 3 of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic Park 3. The Joe Johnson movie that all but killed the franchise. Several years after the events after of Jurassic Park 2 and San Diego. This is the story of how Dr. Allan Grant is tricked into going to site B to rescue a teenage son of multi-millionaires. Who will survive and what will be left of them? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review. Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The best of the bad.

23 MIN6 d ago
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Jurassic Park 3 (2001)

The Lost World Jurassic Park (1997)

EWelcome to part two of Jurassic Park month. With my look at The Lost World and no not the Arthur Conan Doyle book but the rushed out Michael Crichton book. The only Spielberg sequel, to date, that isn't an Indie Jones one. It's several years after the events of Jurassic Park and John Hammond wants Dr Ian Malcolm to return to a similar island to help save the dinos on it. Can he save them, his daughter and his girlfriend before they're dino food or before InGen kill them? Find out here. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad. Also, leave a 5-star review on iTunes

29 MIN1 w ago
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The Lost World Jurassic Park (1997)

Jurassic Park (1993)

EWelcome to the first Here's Johnny's Reviews of not only the year but the decade! It's 2020! So I'm covering the Jurassic Park franchise cause reasons. The movie about a billionaire theme park owner with a crazy plan to bring dinosaurs back to life. However, due to a greedy computer programmer, things go horribly wrong as the dinos escape and people die! Can a grumpy kid hating paleontologist, a paleobotanist, a chaotician, the billionaire's grandchildren and the billionaire survive? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review. Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor, where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z.

23 MIN2 w ago
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Jurassic Park (1993)

New Years Evil (1980)

EWelcome to my End of the Year and indeed Decade special as I look at the little known 1980 slasher New Years Evil. Cannon Films first and only slasher movie. The story of a fame-hungry DJ that'll do anything to break into the big time, she gets phone calls during her live all night rock-a-thon as she counts down the hits of the year. Can the cops save her from the mysterious Evil? What's with her "teenage" son? Who thought this proto-slasher was a good idea? Find out here and enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show only on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad. Don't forget to leave a 5-star review also like, share, comment and subscribe. Oh and a fun game every time I say EEEEVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLL! take a drink.

18 MIN3 w ago
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New Years Evil (1980)

Ghostbusters 2 (1989)

EDoomed December continues with my look at Ghostbusters 2. 5 years after the events of Gozer the Ghostbusters have been sued by the city of NY and told they can't ghost bust. However, when Dana Barrett has a run-in with some slime and a courtroom is destroyed the boys are back. Can the boys stop a 16th-century sorcerer from taking over the Earth on NYE 1989? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad.

20 MIN3 w ago
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Ghostbusters 2 (1989)

Elves '89

EHo Ho Ho Happy Holislays Here's a little shocking filler for your listening needs. The story of a 16 year old girl that has to fight killer elves, black magic and weird cults. Can a former cop help her or is the world doomed? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the best of the bad. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Have yourself a scary little Christmas and Happy Horror Slays.

24 MIN2019 DEC 24
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Elves '89

End of Days (1999)

EDoomed December continues with my look at End of days an Arnie movie that shouldn't have been one. It's Arnie vs Satan with the fate of the world at stake. Can a former cop turned bodyguard stop demonic forces from getting a 20 year old woman to be the mother of the AntiChrist? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub. Also, check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z, the best of the bad. Enjoy.

27 MIN2019 DEC 21
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End of Days (1999)

Dogma (1999)

EDoomed December continues with my look at Dogma (1999) the Kevin Smith comedy about Faith Vs Religion. Can a health care worker, two stoner prophets, a former muse turned stripper and a former apostle stop two fallen angels from wiping out everything? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohhnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad. Like, share, comment and sub.

20 MIN2019 DEC 15
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Dogma (1999)

Stigmata (1999)

EWelcome to part one of what I am calling Doomed December, my look at the end of the world movies. Kicking things off is Stigmata from 1999. The story of a 23 year old woman possessed by the spirit of an old priest as he tries to get the real word of God out and not what the Catholic Church is saying. Find out if a scientist turned priest can save her from this and the church before it's too late. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

23 MIN2019 DEC 8
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Stigmata (1999)

Night of The Comet (1984)

EWelcome to the concluding part of Night of November as I look at Night of the comet. The 80s sci-fi b-movie cult classic about two sisters and a trucker vs zombies and a dark scientific underground Think Tank that think they can save mankind. Is this a good time movie or just a waste of 90 minutes find out here. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things b to z, the very best of the very bad.

19 MIN2019 NOV 30
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Night of The Comet (1984)

Latest Episodes

Jurassic Park 3 (2001)

EWelcome to my look at part 3 of Jurassic Park month with my look at Jurassic Park 3. The Joe Johnson movie that all but killed the franchise. Several years after the events after of Jurassic Park 2 and San Diego. This is the story of how Dr. Allan Grant is tricked into going to site B to rescue a teenage son of multi-millionaires. Who will survive and what will be left of them? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe also leave a 5-star review. Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The best of the bad.

23 MIN6 d ago
Comments
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)

The Lost World Jurassic Park (1997)

EWelcome to part two of Jurassic Park month. With my look at The Lost World and no not the Arthur Conan Doyle book but the rushed out Michael Crichton book. The only Spielberg sequel, to date, that isn't an Indie Jones one. It's several years after the events of Jurassic Park and John Hammond wants Dr Ian Malcolm to return to a similar island to help save the dinos on it. Can he save them, his daughter and his girlfriend before they're dino food or before InGen kill them? Find out here. Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad. Also, leave a 5-star review on iTunes

29 MIN1 w ago
Comments
The Lost World Jurassic Park (1997)

Jurassic Park (1993)

EWelcome to the first Here's Johnny's Reviews of not only the year but the decade! It's 2020! So I'm covering the Jurassic Park franchise cause reasons. The movie about a billionaire theme park owner with a crazy plan to bring dinosaurs back to life. However, due to a greedy computer programmer, things go horribly wrong as the dinos escape and people die! Can a grumpy kid hating paleontologist, a paleobotanist, a chaotician, the billionaire's grandchildren and the billionaire survive? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Also, leave a 5-star review. Now check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor, where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z.

23 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Jurassic Park (1993)

New Years Evil (1980)

EWelcome to my End of the Year and indeed Decade special as I look at the little known 1980 slasher New Years Evil. Cannon Films first and only slasher movie. The story of a fame-hungry DJ that'll do anything to break into the big time, she gets phone calls during her live all night rock-a-thon as she counts down the hits of the year. Can the cops save her from the mysterious Evil? What's with her "teenage" son? Who thought this proto-slasher was a good idea? Find out here and enjoy. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show only on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad. Don't forget to leave a 5-star review also like, share, comment and subscribe. Oh and a fun game every time I say EEEEVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLL! take a drink.

18 MIN3 w ago
Comments
New Years Evil (1980)

Ghostbusters 2 (1989)

EDoomed December continues with my look at Ghostbusters 2. 5 years after the events of Gozer the Ghostbusters have been sued by the city of NY and told they can't ghost bust. However, when Dana Barrett has a run-in with some slime and a courtroom is destroyed the boys are back. Can the boys stop a 16th-century sorcerer from taking over the Earth on NYE 1989? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad.

20 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Ghostbusters 2 (1989)

Elves '89

EHo Ho Ho Happy Holislays Here's a little shocking filler for your listening needs. The story of a 16 year old girl that has to fight killer elves, black magic and weird cults. Can a former cop help her or is the world doomed? Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the best of the bad. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe. Have yourself a scary little Christmas and Happy Horror Slays.

24 MIN2019 DEC 24
Comments
Elves '89

End of Days (1999)

EDoomed December continues with my look at End of days an Arnie movie that shouldn't have been one. It's Arnie vs Satan with the fate of the world at stake. Can a former cop turned bodyguard stop demonic forces from getting a 20 year old woman to be the mother of the AntiChrist? Find out here. Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to like, share, comment and sub. Also, check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z, the best of the bad. Enjoy.

27 MIN2019 DEC 21
Comments
End of Days (1999)

Dogma (1999)

EDoomed December continues with my look at Dogma (1999) the Kevin Smith comedy about Faith Vs Religion. Can a health care worker, two stoner prophets, a former muse turned stripper and a former apostle stop two fallen angels from wiping out everything? Find out here. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohhnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor. Where myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z the very best of the very bad. Like, share, comment and sub.

20 MIN2019 DEC 15
Comments
Dogma (1999)

Stigmata (1999)

EWelcome to part one of what I am calling Doomed December, my look at the end of the world movies. Kicking things off is Stigmata from 1999. The story of a 23 year old woman possessed by the spirit of an old priest as he tries to get the real word of God out and not what the Catholic Church is saying. Find out if a scientist turned priest can save her from this and the church before it's too late. Enjoy Twitter: @heresjohnnyspod Don't forget to check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my co-host look at all things B to Z. The very best of the very bad.

23 MIN2019 DEC 8
Comments
Stigmata (1999)

Night of The Comet (1984)

EWelcome to the concluding part of Night of November as I look at Night of the comet. The 80s sci-fi b-movie cult classic about two sisters and a trucker vs zombies and a dark scientific underground Think Tank that think they can save mankind. Is this a good time movie or just a waste of 90 minutes find out here. Enjoy Twitter:@heresjohnnyspod Check out my second podcast The Schlocky Horror Podcast Show on Anchor where every two weeks myself and my cohost look at all things b to z, the very best of the very bad.

19 MIN2019 NOV 30
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Night of The Comet (1984)
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