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Reel Contender Storytelling

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A deep dive into good movies from the dual perspective of critical nerdiness.

Member Benefits

OK, so you want to be a monthly supporter. 

Here's what you'll get: 

1. Early episodes! 

All Nerd Critic monthly supporters will get to listen to all Nerd Critic episodes before everyone else. 

In addition to early access, this feature will grant a free and unlimited license to be smug. 

2. Nerd Critic LIVE 

Once per month, Nerd Critic supporters will be invited to join us for a live episode, during which we will answer questions and talk about, just, whatever. Probably movie trailers, if we're being honest. 

Recordings will be available to supporters forever, regardless of their ability to join the event.

3. Nerd Critic NONSENSE

At least once a week, you'll get itty bitty mini-episodes that, much like a Bichon Frise, wouldn't survive in the wild. 

Opinions, ponderings, short discussions on random topics of interest. Basically, you get a few more precious minutes to listen to our voices. Because we know that's what you crave more than anything.

4. No ads. Ever.

Soon, we're going to have sponsors.

Now, just hold on a minute. Calm down. You knew this was coming. We've been talking about it for a long time, and we all agreed that this was for the best.

If you hate ads, and you hate being reminded that CJ and Jordan are becoming fabulously wealthy by selling their souls to advertisers, then become a supporter, and all that unpleasantness will just...disappear.

5. Secret Goodies

We won't say much about this last thing, because we love you, and we hope you love us, and all good romance requires a little mystery.


Does all of that sound more amazing than anything you could have possibly imagined? Are you thrilled beyond your most extravagant dreams?

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