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Grownups Are Lucky

Jason Porter

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Grownups Are Lucky

Grownups Are Lucky

Jason Porter

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About Us

Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?

Latest Episodes

Draft

We are driving toward, or at least near, a cliff, and if you were to ask this driver, some of the trucks don’t look so safe.

3 MIN2 d ago
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Draft

Kick

EThe person to whom we have ceded all power is emotionally stunted and in steep mental decline.

5 MIN1 w ago
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Kick

Storm

EWe really don’t know if, how, or when our shit is going to hit the fan, so we should probably catch up on the back log of television programs and then maybe pick up some canned goods. Maybe also one of those new shit umbrellas.

3 MIN2 w ago
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Storm

Chain

EWithin some brains, ideas drift like snow. Then those brains command hands shared by the same body to type these ideas into stories. And then you are stuck listening to this strange precipitation.

4 MIN3 w ago
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Chain

Impeach

We decided to get generous and release a bonus episode that we think will be a lot of fun to play out loud while you play at home with your Congressional action figures.

3 MIN3 w ago
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Impeach

Engorge

We’ve all been there. Finding something difficult to resist which you know you will soon find repellent and nonetheless still not resisting. Like your reflection in a mirror.

4 MINJAN 20
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Engorge

Shop

This is the last episode of 2019. Cherish it. It will warm your dead heart!

4 MIN2019 DEC 23
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Shop

Limp

Everybody dies and then we forget it because we are busy dying ourselves.

4 MIN2019 DEC 16
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Limp

Spend

There was a time when there was much more time because things were less advanced.

4 MIN2019 DEC 9
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Spend

Interview

EIt’s lonely at the top. But, then again, tough shit.

5 MIN2019 NOV 25
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Interview

Latest Episodes

Draft

We are driving toward, or at least near, a cliff, and if you were to ask this driver, some of the trucks don’t look so safe.

3 MIN2 d ago
Comments
Draft

Kick

EThe person to whom we have ceded all power is emotionally stunted and in steep mental decline.

5 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Kick

Storm

EWe really don’t know if, how, or when our shit is going to hit the fan, so we should probably catch up on the back log of television programs and then maybe pick up some canned goods. Maybe also one of those new shit umbrellas.

3 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Storm

Chain

EWithin some brains, ideas drift like snow. Then those brains command hands shared by the same body to type these ideas into stories. And then you are stuck listening to this strange precipitation.

4 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Chain

Impeach

We decided to get generous and release a bonus episode that we think will be a lot of fun to play out loud while you play at home with your Congressional action figures.

3 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Impeach

Engorge

We’ve all been there. Finding something difficult to resist which you know you will soon find repellent and nonetheless still not resisting. Like your reflection in a mirror.

4 MINJAN 20
Comments
Engorge

Shop

This is the last episode of 2019. Cherish it. It will warm your dead heart!

4 MIN2019 DEC 23
Comments
Shop

Limp

Everybody dies and then we forget it because we are busy dying ourselves.

4 MIN2019 DEC 16
Comments
Limp

Spend

There was a time when there was much more time because things were less advanced.

4 MIN2019 DEC 9
Comments
Spend

Interview

EIt’s lonely at the top. But, then again, tough shit.

5 MIN2019 NOV 25
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Interview
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