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Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast

Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast

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Your creature fix in podcast form. Monster Porn is an anthology of horror stories, weird fiction, bizarro fiction, and speculative fiction from creators Matt Cummins and Bret Norwood. When Matt and wannabe sorcerer Bret accidentally summon a Lovecraftian horror, trapping him in the body of an adorable teacup piggie, they are compelled to create the horror anthology podcast that will destroy the world. This is the horror podcast where every day is like Halloween...and prom night! From Lovecraftian horror to new weird to bizarro, we've got it all. Prepare to get weird.

Latest Episodes

"Pastoress: We Will Be Changed"

EBefore we launch into today’s feature, “Pastoress: We Will Be Changed,” please indulge us while we discuss how the podcast has struggled with Apple Podcasts over the last nine months and the rather surprising way in which online censorship might have impacted Monster Porn…I say “surprising” because it has nothing to do with any of the off-color things we’ve said or that the word “porn” is in our name. We cover the evidence we’ve seen in our own listener stats that Apple has algorithms in place suppressing criticism of the Chinese government and how this may have nearly strangled this podcast. Today’s story is “Pastoress: We Will Be Changed” by Bret Norwood. The Pastoress has returned to Earth following her quest to find God, realizing that Naomi is in danger. However, dark forces bear down upon her before she can reach her friend. If you enjoy Pastoress, the saga begins back in MP012 and you can find our Pastoress playlist on Youtube. If you enjoy comics, back Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter from our friends at Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/oneshipress/mr-guy-and-the-origins-comics-anthology Read Bret’s write-up on the China thing on our blog at MonsterPornPodcast.com. Visit the Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store.

77 minJUL 20
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"Pastoress: We Will Be Changed"

"Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode" by Matt Cummins

EMonsterbators! Today we present “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode,” an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and uncomfortable place, a parallel dimension perhaps, where he witnesses a horrible mimicry of his operation. But first, Matt plays wingman to Bret once more when they hit up the Fourth of July Singles Mingle down at the park and Bret shows the ladies the magic of romance. And his sexy, sexy cape. Thanks for joining us, monsterbators! If you enjoy this show, please be sure you’re subscribed and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Every little bit helps this show keep growing!! Check out the new comic book from friends of the show Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! Back “Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter” here: http://kck.st/3dRjZuD Hit the official Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store, and sign up for the newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Godspeed, monsterbators!

32 minJUL 6
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"Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode" by Matt Cummins

"Starbat" by Bret Norwood

EPresenting “Starbat” — When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she’s not dead. She’s dressed like some sort of Goth cosmic superheroine and has been sent to shepherd Eddie’s shade to the center of the galaxy…a journey to oblivion that becomes derailed by horror. But first, Bret and Matt have rediscovered an ancient gateway buried in the sands…a gateway to a much radder world full of pow and blam and fraga-boom, a gateway to the world of comic books…Yes, Bret and Matt enter the COMICSGATE. (That’s what that means, right??) Thanks for listening to this episode of Monster Porn! Check out our merch store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store and be sure to get on the newsletter for bonus Monster Porn at MonsterPornPodcast.com!

78 minJUN 22
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"Starbat" by Bret Norwood

"Race Invaders" and "Pastoress: The Zealots"

EToday on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can’t win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins’ “Race Invaders,” a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things get weird. Then, in “Pastoress: The Zealots,” by Bret Norwood, the Pastoress on the hunt by night finds herself in the midst of a riot she doesn’t understand. Sign up for the MP newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com for bonus content including updates on Monster Porn Magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, be sure you’re subscribed and please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

42 minJUN 8
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"Race Invaders" and "Pastoress: The Zealots"

"Blackbirds" [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood

EToday, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker’s Dracula called “Blackbirds” by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon the maddening knowledge he encountered by cross-referencing a certain forbidden tome with his grandmother Harker’s journals. It’s “What if Lovecraft wrote the sequel to Dracula?” today on MP! “Blackbirds” originally appeared on “Once Upon a Time in Transylvania” presented by OctoberpodVHS. To experience the entire anthology of reinterpretations of Stoker’s Dracula united by verses of Wallace Steven’s poem “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird,” head here: https://youtu.be/yG8W-PLg_QA Sign up for our newsletter to get bonus content including our forthcoming digital magazine format at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Be sure you’re subscribed and please consider leaving a review on Apple Podcasts! If you enjoyed this cosmic / Lovecraftian interpretation of Dracula, you might check out our other vampire-based episode, MP033 – A Vampire Story Special, featuring two of my personal favorite MP stories, “The House on Sumner” and “Eateth of my Flesh”! Thanks to Edward October at OctoberpodVHS for bringing authors and artists together for “Once Upon a Time in Transylvania”! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

19 minMAY 25
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"Blackbirds" [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood

"Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood

ESurprise bonus episode! In “Many Things About Tomorrow” by Bret Norwood, it’s the near future and the world is on “Pandemic 3” when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Times. Will it be an armed confrontation with the Sheriff’s department or the two demons that have been following him to cause his downfall? But first, Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator is on the verge of a cryptological breakthrough! Please make sure you’re subscribed and be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Your support means the world to us and keeps this show afloat! You can also sign up for the MP newsletter on our website, MonsterPornPodcast.com, to get bonus content and our forthcoming digital magazine. Thanks and godspeed, monsterbators!

47 minMAY 20
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"Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood

"Break" [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins

EIn MP051 – “Break,” college student Claire’slife is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline. But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Cassiopeia? Monsterbators, drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our newsletter and additional content including the MP digital magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, please make sure that you’re subscribed and please consider leaving MP a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Music:“The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)” by Bret Norwood“Spookster” by Wayne Jones (as Patrick McGannon, PI Theme)“Gloam” and “Saint Doubt” by Bret Norwood

57 minMAY 11
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"Break" [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins

"Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy"

ESurprise bonus episode! In “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy,” it is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the truth, and now a whistle-blower going by“Sinatra” is trying to tell him the world somehow managed to forget that one of these discs CRASHED at Roswell in 1947!It’s nearly too much to believe…until his nextterrifying encounter, which reveals the horrible depth of the UFO conspiracy! But first, Alex Jones and David Icke join Bret for a conspiracy roundtable…Brace yourselves for weird! Drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our upcoming digital magazine and regular newsletter! Subscribe now and we’ll throw in a free UFO abduction (probe included!!)! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn, please make sure you’re subscribed and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! It helps our show continue and grow! Thanks to all our monsterbators for your support! Follow MP on social media: ...

26 minMAY 4
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"Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy"

"Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole"

EFIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with “A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn newsletter at our website MonsterPornPodcast.com, or watch Facebook for the link! Trueborn monsterbators who sign up will get access to our forthcoming digital magazine! “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole” continues the Pastoress story that began in episode 12 and continues through episodes 23, 29, 39, and 41! They’re all in a playlist on Youtube to make it easy! But first, the King Quest comes to a conclusion as Matt finds the truth about Stephen King’s conspiracy to maintain dominion over the horror genre! If you’re lost, the Quest began back in episode 45! But if it’s any consolation, we’re effin’ lost too! Thanks for taking this journey with us, monsterbators! If you are feeling love for us, please make sure you’re subscribed and leave us a review on Apple ...

57 minAPR 27
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"Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole"

Tales from the Quarantine

EGood day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to the wrong era is thrilled to find an ice cream truck, an ice cream truck that is not only also out of its own time, but out of its own world. Then we need to issue a parental advisory for explicit content for Bret’s satirical tale, “The Future Is Boned, or: Why Did the Incel Cross the Road?” Our dear monsterbators, be sure to subscribe and leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts! These little things help support this podcast! We hope you’re all well out there, whether camping at home like I have been this week or still working out there in the world to keep it running. Godspeed, monsterbators!!

34 minAPR 13
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Tales from the Quarantine

Latest Episodes

"Pastoress: We Will Be Changed"

EBefore we launch into today’s feature, “Pastoress: We Will Be Changed,” please indulge us while we discuss how the podcast has struggled with Apple Podcasts over the last nine months and the rather surprising way in which online censorship might have impacted Monster Porn…I say “surprising” because it has nothing to do with any of the off-color things we’ve said or that the word “porn” is in our name. We cover the evidence we’ve seen in our own listener stats that Apple has algorithms in place suppressing criticism of the Chinese government and how this may have nearly strangled this podcast. Today’s story is “Pastoress: We Will Be Changed” by Bret Norwood. The Pastoress has returned to Earth following her quest to find God, realizing that Naomi is in danger. However, dark forces bear down upon her before she can reach her friend. If you enjoy Pastoress, the saga begins back in MP012 and you can find our Pastoress playlist on Youtube. If you enjoy comics, back Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter from our friends at Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/oneshipress/mr-guy-and-the-origins-comics-anthology Read Bret’s write-up on the China thing on our blog at MonsterPornPodcast.com. Visit the Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store.

77 minJUL 20
Comments
"Pastoress: We Will Be Changed"

"Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode" by Matt Cummins

EMonsterbators! Today we present “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode,” an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and uncomfortable place, a parallel dimension perhaps, where he witnesses a horrible mimicry of his operation. But first, Matt plays wingman to Bret once more when they hit up the Fourth of July Singles Mingle down at the park and Bret shows the ladies the magic of romance. And his sexy, sexy cape. Thanks for joining us, monsterbators! If you enjoy this show, please be sure you’re subscribed and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Every little bit helps this show keep growing!! Check out the new comic book from friends of the show Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! Back “Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter” here: http://kck.st/3dRjZuD Hit the official Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store, and sign up for the newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Godspeed, monsterbators!

32 minJUL 6
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"Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode" by Matt Cummins

"Starbat" by Bret Norwood

EPresenting “Starbat” — When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she’s not dead. She’s dressed like some sort of Goth cosmic superheroine and has been sent to shepherd Eddie’s shade to the center of the galaxy…a journey to oblivion that becomes derailed by horror. But first, Bret and Matt have rediscovered an ancient gateway buried in the sands…a gateway to a much radder world full of pow and blam and fraga-boom, a gateway to the world of comic books…Yes, Bret and Matt enter the COMICSGATE. (That’s what that means, right??) Thanks for listening to this episode of Monster Porn! Check out our merch store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store and be sure to get on the newsletter for bonus Monster Porn at MonsterPornPodcast.com!

78 minJUN 22
Comments
"Starbat" by Bret Norwood

"Race Invaders" and "Pastoress: The Zealots"

EToday on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can’t win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins’ “Race Invaders,” a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things get weird. Then, in “Pastoress: The Zealots,” by Bret Norwood, the Pastoress on the hunt by night finds herself in the midst of a riot she doesn’t understand. Sign up for the MP newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com for bonus content including updates on Monster Porn Magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, be sure you’re subscribed and please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

42 minJUN 8
Comments
"Race Invaders" and "Pastoress: The Zealots"

"Blackbirds" [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood

EToday, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker’s Dracula called “Blackbirds” by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon the maddening knowledge he encountered by cross-referencing a certain forbidden tome with his grandmother Harker’s journals. It’s “What if Lovecraft wrote the sequel to Dracula?” today on MP! “Blackbirds” originally appeared on “Once Upon a Time in Transylvania” presented by OctoberpodVHS. To experience the entire anthology of reinterpretations of Stoker’s Dracula united by verses of Wallace Steven’s poem “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird,” head here: https://youtu.be/yG8W-PLg_QA Sign up for our newsletter to get bonus content including our forthcoming digital magazine format at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Be sure you’re subscribed and please consider leaving a review on Apple Podcasts! If you enjoyed this cosmic / Lovecraftian interpretation of Dracula, you might check out our other vampire-based episode, MP033 – A Vampire Story Special, featuring two of my personal favorite MP stories, “The House on Sumner” and “Eateth of my Flesh”! Thanks to Edward October at OctoberpodVHS for bringing authors and artists together for “Once Upon a Time in Transylvania”! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

19 minMAY 25
Comments
"Blackbirds" [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood

"Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood

ESurprise bonus episode! In “Many Things About Tomorrow” by Bret Norwood, it’s the near future and the world is on “Pandemic 3” when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Times. Will it be an armed confrontation with the Sheriff’s department or the two demons that have been following him to cause his downfall? But first, Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator is on the verge of a cryptological breakthrough! Please make sure you’re subscribed and be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Your support means the world to us and keeps this show afloat! You can also sign up for the MP newsletter on our website, MonsterPornPodcast.com, to get bonus content and our forthcoming digital magazine. Thanks and godspeed, monsterbators!

47 minMAY 20
Comments
"Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood

"Break" [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins

EIn MP051 – “Break,” college student Claire’slife is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline. But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Cassiopeia? Monsterbators, drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our newsletter and additional content including the MP digital magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, please make sure that you’re subscribed and please consider leaving MP a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Music:“The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)” by Bret Norwood“Spookster” by Wayne Jones (as Patrick McGannon, PI Theme)“Gloam” and “Saint Doubt” by Bret Norwood

57 minMAY 11
Comments
"Break" [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins

"Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy"

ESurprise bonus episode! In “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy,” it is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the truth, and now a whistle-blower going by“Sinatra” is trying to tell him the world somehow managed to forget that one of these discs CRASHED at Roswell in 1947!It’s nearly too much to believe…until his nextterrifying encounter, which reveals the horrible depth of the UFO conspiracy! But first, Alex Jones and David Icke join Bret for a conspiracy roundtable…Brace yourselves for weird! Drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our upcoming digital magazine and regular newsletter! Subscribe now and we’ll throw in a free UFO abduction (probe included!!)! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn, please make sure you’re subscribed and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! It helps our show continue and grow! Thanks to all our monsterbators for your support! Follow MP on social media: ...

26 minMAY 4
Comments
"Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy"

"Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole"

EFIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with “A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn newsletter at our website MonsterPornPodcast.com, or watch Facebook for the link! Trueborn monsterbators who sign up will get access to our forthcoming digital magazine! “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole” continues the Pastoress story that began in episode 12 and continues through episodes 23, 29, 39, and 41! They’re all in a playlist on Youtube to make it easy! But first, the King Quest comes to a conclusion as Matt finds the truth about Stephen King’s conspiracy to maintain dominion over the horror genre! If you’re lost, the Quest began back in episode 45! But if it’s any consolation, we’re effin’ lost too! Thanks for taking this journey with us, monsterbators! If you are feeling love for us, please make sure you’re subscribed and leave us a review on Apple ...

57 minAPR 27
Comments
"Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole"

Tales from the Quarantine

EGood day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to the wrong era is thrilled to find an ice cream truck, an ice cream truck that is not only also out of its own time, but out of its own world. Then we need to issue a parental advisory for explicit content for Bret’s satirical tale, “The Future Is Boned, or: Why Did the Incel Cross the Road?” Our dear monsterbators, be sure to subscribe and leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts! These little things help support this podcast! We hope you’re all well out there, whether camping at home like I have been this week or still working out there in the world to keep it running. Godspeed, monsterbators!!

34 minAPR 13
Comments
Tales from the Quarantine
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