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PAT DIXON

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"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted." - Anonymous2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

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the DEVIL in CHARGE

WHO'S IN CHARGE?

40 min2 w ago
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the DEVIL in CHARGE

Joe Biden. Everyday. Forever.

We've seen our share of tears and revelled in the triumph of mass destruction of property in cities across the so-called United States in the name of our black brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, pops, cousins, grandparents, in short, the extended black family for whom we toil, slave, chant and sing and in whose presence we bow and genuflect and stutter and pee our pants and quake and shit ourselves. 2020, a year of hard work, tears, dingbat stammering and shit in pants. And we did it all for them. We live to serve and we will hopefully someday serve in order to live, when our disenfranchised betters finally choke us into a deep and dreamless sleep. Joe Biden took the train, and he's running for president. Everyday. Forever.

34 min3 w ago
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Joe Biden. Everyday. Forever.

Does WAP song make you nervous? 2W2F - SHAREABLE SAMPLE

3 min from "Serious Days"

3 minSEP 16
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Does WAP song make you nervous? 2W2F - SHAREABLE SAMPLE

A COOL CHANGE

If you're like me, your guilty pleasure is Hee-Haw. I have others, of course, but Hee-Haw is both the guiltiest and most pleasurable of them all. For a verified radical, soon-to-be street ready (once we have a vaccine), dyed-in-the-wool anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-colonial anarcho-abolitionist activist and hermit, you might think being a fan of the corniest hillbilly TV romp ever to lull the sheeple of America back into their capitalist slumber might be sort of, umm, PROBLEMATIC. Well, thanks to the lockdown, it hasn't. OMG, it's a disgrace what 45 has caused by being President during a time when, more than ever, it, umm, KIND OF matters who the president is. Not that there's ever a good time for an certified orangutan to be President, of course, but 2020 is a particularly bad year an orangutan President. Actually, it would be an upgrade. The good thing about this era, is that when faced with the worst leadership in the highest position in the federal government, so many governors and mayors have stepped up to pick up the slack. Dealing with an ongoing global pandemic is serious, and we can only be thankful that these quick-thinking women and men in local and state government knew it was up to them to seize unprecedented power to battle the unprecedented virus, and to keep that power for an unprecedented amount to time. All these unprecedented events might have been a little easier or wouldn't have come up with we weren't saddled with an UN-PRESIDENT! If 45 had his way, we'd all be shopping maskless, sitting side-by-side at concerts, movies and shows, dining in busy restaurants and, ugh, GOING TO WORK. His big smart idea to march millions of kids, teachers and teaching assistants, administrators, custodians (and more) straight back to school as if nothing happened where they would be all-but-certain to contract the deadly virus, setting off a series of spikes, then an unprecedented wave of cases that would have us back on the waiting lines for PPE, ventilators, hospital beds etc., none of which did he lift a finger to help locate, let alone provide, to Americans, instead opting to send shiploads of medical supplies to China (and most likely Russia) while sick patients lost critical hours, days and weeks, oftentimes getting well before help even came. Needless to say, our state and local officials know better and they are following the science, keeping us safe, and TAKING THEIR TIME. Someone tell 45 you can't use nuclear bombs to kill a virus. It's, umm, a little more complicated than that, uh-kay? Go watch your gorilla programs, we'll letcha know when Joe and Kammie are ready to move in!!!!!!!!

33 minSEP 14
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A COOL CHANGE

serious days

those were the funny days... these are the serious days.

27 minSEP 3
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serious days

TURD IMMUNITY

We're still here. In some ways, we're here-er than we've ever been before.

45 minJUL 26
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TURD IMMUNITY

STOLEN COWARDICE: THE PIG TEST

People are talking about the need for historic change, therefore there's no way we can have any sort of consistency in policy and shit like that. Welcome to 2020 -- AKA PERFECT VISION -- and I know WE 2 are seeing the world much more clearly. Put this show in your earbuds, sit back and enjoy this rare listening experience.

35 minJUL 14
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STOLEN COWARDICE: THE PIG TEST

POPPED OFF

TO A LOT OF STUPID BOOTLICKERS, THIS WILL BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT: COVID19 IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SAYING THIS, THEN YOU'RE NOT 2 WOKE YET, ARE YOU? BEING SOME KINDA ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS (ALSO, I'VE EARNED A PURPLE BELT IN A DISCIPLINE OF KARATE WHICH, INVENTED BY ME, AS YET, HAS NO NAME) WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IF PEOPLE COULD JUST GET A TASTE OF AWESOME LIVING WITHOUT THE TYPICAL HASSLES OF CAPITALISM, i.e. EARNING MONEY, HAVING A JOB, KEEPING A JOB, THEY WOULD LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF IT. ALL IT TOOK WAS THREE MONTHS OF GETTING PAID BY CREEPY UNCLE SAM TO WORK ON THEIR OWN PERSONAL PROJECTS, WAFT FARTS UP TO THEIR NOSES AND SCREAM OUT THE WINDOW FOR A MINUTE A DAY (THAT'S KEY) TO FINALLY CATCH UP TO US AND FINALLY START POPPING OFF, FINALLY. THANK THE EARTH MOTHER SPIRIT FOR THE VIRUS, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THAT SOME OF OUR GOVERNORS AND MAYORS ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT TO DO AND HAD THE SACK TO TELL T---P WHERE TO STICK IT WHEN HE WANTED TO OPEN UP THE ECONOMY AGAIN RIGHT AWAY. CUOMO, DE BLASIO, MICHIGAN LADY, THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, KEPT US SAFE WHEN DONNY-BOY WANTED TO SEND US OUT TO CERTAIN DEATH, AND IN THE MEANTIME HOME-CONFINED PEOPLE STARTED WIGGIN' 'CAUSE THEY SEEN HOW THE SYSTEM WAS BENDIN' 'EM OVER AND THE WHOLE JOINT, COAST 2 COAST, WAS THEN A TINDERBOX. IF ORANGE MAN WOULD'VE HAD HIS WAY, NONE OF THIS - AND I MEAN NONE OF IT - WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, AND WE'D BE NO BETTER OFF THAN WE WERE. BUT IT DID HAPPEN, AND WE'VE TAKEN OUR OWN "GREAT LEAP FORWARD." AND JUST BECAUSE WE CELEBRATEN THE FACT, DO NOT ASSUME THIS MEANS WE CELEBRATEN THE MINNIE MAN'S DATH. WE AIN'T. WOULD NEVER. COULD EVER. REST IN POWER, GF. BUT DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF THIS PROGRESS. IS WE HAPPY GEORGE FLOYD WAS MURDERED ON LIVE TV? NO, OF COURSE NOT. DOES WE THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, CONSIDERING WE TURNED THE COUNTRY ON FIRE AND GOT TONS OF COPS FIRED FROM THEY JOBS AND CHARGED WIT CRIMES. SORRY, YAH. I MEAN, THE MAN GOT A GOLDEN CASKET AND EVEN THAT RACIST MAYOR KNEEL'D DOWN AND CRIED BEFORE IT, ASHAMED OF WHAT HE DONE AND WHAT ALL WHITE PEOPLE DONE, NO DOUBT. WHOEVER SNUCK AND CAUGHT THAT VIDEO OF HIM, BIG UPS. HAD HE KNOWN HE WAS GONNA BE SEEN ON CAMERA DOIN' THAT, CRYIN' AT THE DEAD BLACK MAN'S FUNERAL, HE'D OF PROBABLY JUST SENT FLOWERS. SEE THIS IS A WAR. IN A WAR, SOME PEOPLE GONNA DIE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE. SOME OF US DON'T EVEN KNOW WE AT WAR. SOME OF US IS JUST BUYING CIGARETTES WITH A TRICK $20, SITTIN' BEHIND THE WHEEL AND ENJOYIN' THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE PERSONAL MEDICINES WE GOTTA TAKE. THEN, BAM. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU BEEN DRAFTED INTO THE WAR AND YOU ON THE FRONT LINES. BUT THIS TIME, THE COUNTRY HAD STUDIED THE ISSUE LONG ENOUGH TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THEY HAD THE TIME THEY NEEDED TO GET EDUCATED, SAW WHAT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY, THINK IT OVER CAREFULLY; THEN MAKE A DECISION TO DO THE RIGHT THING FOR A CHANGE AND GET OFF THEY LAZY ASSES, GRAB A FEW TOOLS, MASK-UP AND SET FIRE TO THE COMMUNITY. IT'S TIME TO GO OUT AND DO INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND TO THINK. GET IN THE CAR, ANYBODY'S CAR (DON'T MATTER) OR GO OUT AND BLOCK TRAFFIC, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO EITHER BLOCK TRAFFIC OR RUN OVER SOMEONE TO GET WHERE WE GOIN'. Y'ALL, WE EARNED IT. TAKE A BREAK. TAKE A STAND. TAKE A KNEE. TAKE A NAP. FK IT, IT'S SUMMER.

38 minJUN 10
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KARENS

KARENS.

48 minMAY 24
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KARENS

The Devil you don't

when word of the p-dem-ic's arrival here reached us in late January, we were, just like most people, more or less indifferent. it wasn't instantly a major concern. Like most people, we put our faith in Nancy Pelosi. As one of the eldest, most-trusted and adored American Stateswomen of all time, she represented a solidity (albeit an elegant one!), but she always had a way of making it clear that she was also working on levels that we couldn't comprehend. for example, no one quite understood why she chose to hold onto the articles of impeachment after moving forward so efficiently early on with the complicated process which we all knew would result in T---p's removal from office. "You've got him in your sights," we thought. "Pull the trigger, Nancy!" With Pence undoubtedly dirty as all hell, just like his Russian asset dumbbell boss, wrapped up in what we knew, even then, was the most corrupt administration our country (and perhaps ANY country) had ever seen, we figured Nancy Pelosi w...

44 minMAY 11
Comments
The Devil you don't

Latest Episodes

the DEVIL in CHARGE

WHO'S IN CHARGE?

40 min2 w ago
Comments
the DEVIL in CHARGE

Joe Biden. Everyday. Forever.

We've seen our share of tears and revelled in the triumph of mass destruction of property in cities across the so-called United States in the name of our black brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, pops, cousins, grandparents, in short, the extended black family for whom we toil, slave, chant and sing and in whose presence we bow and genuflect and stutter and pee our pants and quake and shit ourselves. 2020, a year of hard work, tears, dingbat stammering and shit in pants. And we did it all for them. We live to serve and we will hopefully someday serve in order to live, when our disenfranchised betters finally choke us into a deep and dreamless sleep. Joe Biden took the train, and he's running for president. Everyday. Forever.

34 min3 w ago
Comments
Joe Biden. Everyday. Forever.

Does WAP song make you nervous? 2W2F - SHAREABLE SAMPLE

3 min from "Serious Days"

3 minSEP 16
Comments
Does WAP song make you nervous? 2W2F - SHAREABLE SAMPLE

A COOL CHANGE

If you're like me, your guilty pleasure is Hee-Haw. I have others, of course, but Hee-Haw is both the guiltiest and most pleasurable of them all. For a verified radical, soon-to-be street ready (once we have a vaccine), dyed-in-the-wool anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-colonial anarcho-abolitionist activist and hermit, you might think being a fan of the corniest hillbilly TV romp ever to lull the sheeple of America back into their capitalist slumber might be sort of, umm, PROBLEMATIC. Well, thanks to the lockdown, it hasn't. OMG, it's a disgrace what 45 has caused by being President during a time when, more than ever, it, umm, KIND OF matters who the president is. Not that there's ever a good time for an certified orangutan to be President, of course, but 2020 is a particularly bad year an orangutan President. Actually, it would be an upgrade. The good thing about this era, is that when faced with the worst leadership in the highest position in the federal government, so many governors and mayors have stepped up to pick up the slack. Dealing with an ongoing global pandemic is serious, and we can only be thankful that these quick-thinking women and men in local and state government knew it was up to them to seize unprecedented power to battle the unprecedented virus, and to keep that power for an unprecedented amount to time. All these unprecedented events might have been a little easier or wouldn't have come up with we weren't saddled with an UN-PRESIDENT! If 45 had his way, we'd all be shopping maskless, sitting side-by-side at concerts, movies and shows, dining in busy restaurants and, ugh, GOING TO WORK. His big smart idea to march millions of kids, teachers and teaching assistants, administrators, custodians (and more) straight back to school as if nothing happened where they would be all-but-certain to contract the deadly virus, setting off a series of spikes, then an unprecedented wave of cases that would have us back on the waiting lines for PPE, ventilators, hospital beds etc., none of which did he lift a finger to help locate, let alone provide, to Americans, instead opting to send shiploads of medical supplies to China (and most likely Russia) while sick patients lost critical hours, days and weeks, oftentimes getting well before help even came. Needless to say, our state and local officials know better and they are following the science, keeping us safe, and TAKING THEIR TIME. Someone tell 45 you can't use nuclear bombs to kill a virus. It's, umm, a little more complicated than that, uh-kay? Go watch your gorilla programs, we'll letcha know when Joe and Kammie are ready to move in!!!!!!!!

33 minSEP 14
Comments
A COOL CHANGE

serious days

those were the funny days... these are the serious days.

27 minSEP 3
Comments
serious days

TURD IMMUNITY

We're still here. In some ways, we're here-er than we've ever been before.

45 minJUL 26
Comments
TURD IMMUNITY

STOLEN COWARDICE: THE PIG TEST

People are talking about the need for historic change, therefore there's no way we can have any sort of consistency in policy and shit like that. Welcome to 2020 -- AKA PERFECT VISION -- and I know WE 2 are seeing the world much more clearly. Put this show in your earbuds, sit back and enjoy this rare listening experience.

35 minJUL 14
Comments
STOLEN COWARDICE: THE PIG TEST

POPPED OFF

TO A LOT OF STUPID BOOTLICKERS, THIS WILL BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT: COVID19 IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SAYING THIS, THEN YOU'RE NOT 2 WOKE YET, ARE YOU? BEING SOME KINDA ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS (ALSO, I'VE EARNED A PURPLE BELT IN A DISCIPLINE OF KARATE WHICH, INVENTED BY ME, AS YET, HAS NO NAME) WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IF PEOPLE COULD JUST GET A TASTE OF AWESOME LIVING WITHOUT THE TYPICAL HASSLES OF CAPITALISM, i.e. EARNING MONEY, HAVING A JOB, KEEPING A JOB, THEY WOULD LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF IT. ALL IT TOOK WAS THREE MONTHS OF GETTING PAID BY CREEPY UNCLE SAM TO WORK ON THEIR OWN PERSONAL PROJECTS, WAFT FARTS UP TO THEIR NOSES AND SCREAM OUT THE WINDOW FOR A MINUTE A DAY (THAT'S KEY) TO FINALLY CATCH UP TO US AND FINALLY START POPPING OFF, FINALLY. THANK THE EARTH MOTHER SPIRIT FOR THE VIRUS, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THAT SOME OF OUR GOVERNORS AND MAYORS ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT TO DO AND HAD THE SACK TO TELL T---P WHERE TO STICK IT WHEN HE WANTED TO OPEN UP THE ECONOMY AGAIN RIGHT AWAY. CUOMO, DE BLASIO, MICHIGAN LADY, THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, KEPT US SAFE WHEN DONNY-BOY WANTED TO SEND US OUT TO CERTAIN DEATH, AND IN THE MEANTIME HOME-CONFINED PEOPLE STARTED WIGGIN' 'CAUSE THEY SEEN HOW THE SYSTEM WAS BENDIN' 'EM OVER AND THE WHOLE JOINT, COAST 2 COAST, WAS THEN A TINDERBOX. IF ORANGE MAN WOULD'VE HAD HIS WAY, NONE OF THIS - AND I MEAN NONE OF IT - WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, AND WE'D BE NO BETTER OFF THAN WE WERE. BUT IT DID HAPPEN, AND WE'VE TAKEN OUR OWN "GREAT LEAP FORWARD." AND JUST BECAUSE WE CELEBRATEN THE FACT, DO NOT ASSUME THIS MEANS WE CELEBRATEN THE MINNIE MAN'S DATH. WE AIN'T. WOULD NEVER. COULD EVER. REST IN POWER, GF. BUT DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF THIS PROGRESS. IS WE HAPPY GEORGE FLOYD WAS MURDERED ON LIVE TV? NO, OF COURSE NOT. DOES WE THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, CONSIDERING WE TURNED THE COUNTRY ON FIRE AND GOT TONS OF COPS FIRED FROM THEY JOBS AND CHARGED WIT CRIMES. SORRY, YAH. I MEAN, THE MAN GOT A GOLDEN CASKET AND EVEN THAT RACIST MAYOR KNEEL'D DOWN AND CRIED BEFORE IT, ASHAMED OF WHAT HE DONE AND WHAT ALL WHITE PEOPLE DONE, NO DOUBT. WHOEVER SNUCK AND CAUGHT THAT VIDEO OF HIM, BIG UPS. HAD HE KNOWN HE WAS GONNA BE SEEN ON CAMERA DOIN' THAT, CRYIN' AT THE DEAD BLACK MAN'S FUNERAL, HE'D OF PROBABLY JUST SENT FLOWERS. SEE THIS IS A WAR. IN A WAR, SOME PEOPLE GONNA DIE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE. SOME OF US DON'T EVEN KNOW WE AT WAR. SOME OF US IS JUST BUYING CIGARETTES WITH A TRICK $20, SITTIN' BEHIND THE WHEEL AND ENJOYIN' THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE PERSONAL MEDICINES WE GOTTA TAKE. THEN, BAM. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU BEEN DRAFTED INTO THE WAR AND YOU ON THE FRONT LINES. BUT THIS TIME, THE COUNTRY HAD STUDIED THE ISSUE LONG ENOUGH TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THEY HAD THE TIME THEY NEEDED TO GET EDUCATED, SAW WHAT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY, THINK IT OVER CAREFULLY; THEN MAKE A DECISION TO DO THE RIGHT THING FOR A CHANGE AND GET OFF THEY LAZY ASSES, GRAB A FEW TOOLS, MASK-UP AND SET FIRE TO THE COMMUNITY. IT'S TIME TO GO OUT AND DO INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND TO THINK. GET IN THE CAR, ANYBODY'S CAR (DON'T MATTER) OR GO OUT AND BLOCK TRAFFIC, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO EITHER BLOCK TRAFFIC OR RUN OVER SOMEONE TO GET WHERE WE GOIN'. Y'ALL, WE EARNED IT. TAKE A BREAK. TAKE A STAND. TAKE A KNEE. TAKE A NAP. FK IT, IT'S SUMMER.

38 minJUN 10
Comments
POPPED OFF

KARENS

KARENS.

48 minMAY 24
Comments
KARENS

The Devil you don't

when word of the p-dem-ic's arrival here reached us in late January, we were, just like most people, more or less indifferent. it wasn't instantly a major concern. Like most people, we put our faith in Nancy Pelosi. As one of the eldest, most-trusted and adored American Stateswomen of all time, she represented a solidity (albeit an elegant one!), but she always had a way of making it clear that she was also working on levels that we couldn't comprehend. for example, no one quite understood why she chose to hold onto the articles of impeachment after moving forward so efficiently early on with the complicated process which we all knew would result in T---p's removal from office. "You've got him in your sights," we thought. "Pull the trigger, Nancy!" With Pence undoubtedly dirty as all hell, just like his Russian asset dumbbell boss, wrapped up in what we knew, even then, was the most corrupt administration our country (and perhaps ANY country) had ever seen, we figured Nancy Pelosi w...

44 minMAY 11
Comments
The Devil you don't
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