3 Men Rob A CVS And Leave A Trail That Leads Police Right To Them

Tampa Bay, Florida . . . where the dummies now travel in packs. After 3 men robbed a CVS and got away with a LOT of prescription drugs, mostly opioids. On the trip back to their hideout they started emptying pills bottles and throwing them out the window. Police easily followed the trail and arrested them a short time later.

Some Kids Are So Entitled, It's Illegal . . . Literally

When Seloni Khetarpal's parents took her off the family cell phone plan, she kind of threw a hissy fit and called 9-1-1. She's 36-years-old. She called more than once so the cops finally paid a visit . . . and arrested HER for disrupting public services.

Man Robs Taco Bell, Then Hides In A Strip Club

He may not have planned this out as well as he thought. Paul robbed a Taco Bell in Watervliet, New York. Rather than make a getaway (ya know, get as far away as possible from the scene of the crime) he wandered into a nearby "Gentlemen's Club." That's where police found him a whole 3 minutes after the robbery.

Florida Man Strips After Stealing Steaks

It's not the first time someone in Florida tried to steal steaks by shoving them down their pants. This particular case took a turn when the thief shed his clothes in an effort to escape from the police. He didn't get far, they tased him.

Drunk Driver Pulls Cop Over . . . To Ask For Directions

Once again, it seems the criminals are doing ALL the work in Florida. Last week a 63-year-old man pulled over a cop car to ask for directions. Pulling over a cop seems risky, especially when you've had too much to drink and shouldn't be driving at ALL.

For Valentine's Day, A Story About The Worst First Date EVER

Dating apps can be a gamble, you're never sure what you're going to get. Shelby learned that lesson the hard way when she swiped right and wound up as the getaway driver for bank robbery.

Drunk Driving Charges Dropped After Defendant Writes Song

A judge in New Zealand dismissed DUI charges against an 18-year-old musician. Why? Because the young man wrote a beautiful song about his ordeal. This...seems...weird.

Flight Diverted After Passenger Got Drunk, Yelled At Everyone, and ATE His Cell Phone (yes, you read that last part correctly)

How much would you have to drink before you decided to take apart your cell phone and eat it? Dude, we're pretty sure there are pretzels on the plane.

Texas Woman With Warrants Gives Cops A Fake Name That ALSO Had Warrants

Of all the dumb luck. You CAN'T give the cops your real name because they'll arrest you. So, give them a fake name and hope for the best, right? That only works if the "fake" person hasn't broken any laws. That's how things took a turn for 28-year-old Shareeka Strawn. With a warrant out for her arrest, she panicked and gave the police a different (also wanted by the police) name.

Boy, Ya Try To Do Someone A Favor, The Next Thing You Know You're Getting Arrested

Steven was smart enough to walk home, rather than drive, after having a few drinks. On the way he found a running police car with no one inside. Since it was blocking a lane of traffic, he thought he'd do the cops a favor and park it for them. They didn't see it that way.