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Looking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self-deprecation, and embarrassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by these two to feel slightly better about themselves…if only for a short time.

Latest Episodes

OLD FREAKS

EKathryn, your damn cow was in my way. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cake eaters get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin is out there having too much fun this week to call in, it’s fine I guess, so you get some rambling and the likes, then we hear “60 seconds of a ShamWOW mask commercial” then the cake eaters talk about some strange Uber/Lyft/Old fashion Taxi rides in “Check This Sh*T Out” then we hear “120 seconds of Billy Mays yelling about Big City Sliders” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, quit playing with your dingy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

--3 d ago
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OLD FREAKS

KODAK BEAR

EMake a move and the bunny gets it. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle berries get things started with you guessed it: some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, praise be to Jebus that he’s okay, so you get some rambling and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Mouse Trap commercial” then thinking of ordering in? Well, why don’t you hear what the worst of the worst has to say about where you might eat in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “15 seconds of a Hungry Hungry Hippos commercials” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a little tap on the fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

97 MIN1 w ago
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KODAK BEAR

EXTRACTED FRUIT QUEEF

EThey can suck my quiet c**k. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dead men on campus get things started with some chatting and then some sweet sweet “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face, so there’s a some more chatting, then we hear “60 seconds of the Sweeney Todd original Broadway Musical Trailer” then to be or not to be? I don’t know, leave me alone. The dead men on campus are talking theater experiences and memorable performances in “From First to Last: Theater Stuff Edition” then we hear “90 seconds of the Beetlejuice The Musical Trailer” then things gets wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a tap on the fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

108 MIN2 w ago
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EXTRACTED FRUIT QUEEF

CAT GOT YER BUNG

EGeorge Washington Carver made the first computer. Out of a peanut. A pea-nut. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The peanuts get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s a call from Clemin on line one, it’s time to catch up with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Label Zone commercial” then if you’ve got problems, oh boy do we have manswers in “John Deere Letter” then we hear “30 seconds of a Builders Square commercialfeaturing the boy Tim Allen” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, wax your back and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

91 MIN3 w ago
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CAT GOT YER BUNG

THIGH-PIE PASSWORD

EI’m Graham and I like girls. A lot. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cheerleaders get things started with some catching up and the usual”WFMs” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 number commercial” then it’s important in these times to maintain a healthy c*m schedule and don’t you worry because the cheerleaders have your back and have some fun things to yell while you’re exercising your prostate/lady prostate in “sCREAM yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, I so sleepy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

90 MINJUL 15
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THIGH-PIE PASSWORD

J.J.M.

EI’ll be 84 before you’ve gotten some help. Welcome to yet another episode of House Sadness. The beached bods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s some chit chat and some movie talk and some string theory discussion, then we hear “30 seconds of Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then it’s time to read some dumb thoughts folks felt the need to put on the world wide web in “Rotten Turd-mate-o’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Ritz Bits commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a tap on the fanny and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

111 MINJUL 8
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J.J.M.

I-I-I-I-I SK-K-KATE!

EMother of God. I swallowed hot lava. Welcome back everybody to another episode of House Sadness. The wild hogs get things started with the usual chatter and some “WFMs” then when the boy calls you gotta answer, it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of the good good Kraft Mac n Cheese commercial” then what are the kids saying these days? I don’t know but the wild hogs have some suggestions about what they should be saying in “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of Trix cereal commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, text your uncle and give this bad boy a listen.Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

111 MINJUL 1
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I-I-I-I-I SK-K-KATE!

MY DICK HOITS

EIf you ever do that again, I’m gonna pull your eyeballs outta your head and eat them. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The deadbeats at dawn get things started with the usual “WFMs” then when the boy calls you always answer, it’s time for some catching up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a builder’s square commercial featuring the coke-head himself Timmy Allen” then you’ve got problems, well, the deadbeats at dawn have some answers, I never said they were good answers but they are answers nonetheless in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a late night network phone line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, tell the Fonz to sit on it and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

97 MINJUN 3
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MY DICK HOITS

SUSPICIOUS CHAIR

EWho put the acid in my Spam? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the Podcast. The nimrods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then grab your tissues because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Sega Gamegear commercial” then quarantine hasn’t made people on da Internet any smarter and the nimrods have the reviews to prove it in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nestle Quick commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, use your hand to slap it around a little bit and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

108 MINMAY 27
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SUSPICIOUS CHAIR

SIX FEET, JIZZBAGS!!!

ESince your friend got blasted by the splatter gun, d**khead. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jizzbags get things started with the usual “WFMs” then where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who knows but sure know where Clemin is and he’s calling in and giving us all an update in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of DominatrixMistress Cleopatra commercial” then clean up on aisle your pants because they’re about to get creamed in “sCREAM Yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, do the happy dance and give this bad boy a listen.Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

107 MINMAY 20
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SIX FEET, JIZZBAGS!!!

Latest Episodes

OLD FREAKS

EKathryn, your damn cow was in my way. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cake eaters get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin is out there having too much fun this week to call in, it’s fine I guess, so you get some rambling and the likes, then we hear “60 seconds of a ShamWOW mask commercial” then the cake eaters talk about some strange Uber/Lyft/Old fashion Taxi rides in “Check This Sh*T Out” then we hear “120 seconds of Billy Mays yelling about Big City Sliders” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, quit playing with your dingy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

--3 d ago
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OLD FREAKS

KODAK BEAR

EMake a move and the bunny gets it. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle berries get things started with you guessed it: some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, praise be to Jebus that he’s okay, so you get some rambling and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Mouse Trap commercial” then thinking of ordering in? Well, why don’t you hear what the worst of the worst has to say about where you might eat in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “15 seconds of a Hungry Hungry Hippos commercials” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a little tap on the fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

97 MIN1 w ago
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KODAK BEAR

EXTRACTED FRUIT QUEEF

EThey can suck my quiet c**k. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dead men on campus get things started with some chatting and then some sweet sweet “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face, so there’s a some more chatting, then we hear “60 seconds of the Sweeney Todd original Broadway Musical Trailer” then to be or not to be? I don’t know, leave me alone. The dead men on campus are talking theater experiences and memorable performances in “From First to Last: Theater Stuff Edition” then we hear “90 seconds of the Beetlejuice The Musical Trailer” then things gets wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a tap on the fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

108 MIN2 w ago
Comments
EXTRACTED FRUIT QUEEF

CAT GOT YER BUNG

EGeorge Washington Carver made the first computer. Out of a peanut. A pea-nut. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The peanuts get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s a call from Clemin on line one, it’s time to catch up with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Label Zone commercial” then if you’ve got problems, oh boy do we have manswers in “John Deere Letter” then we hear “30 seconds of a Builders Square commercialfeaturing the boy Tim Allen” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, wax your back and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

91 MIN3 w ago
Comments
CAT GOT YER BUNG

THIGH-PIE PASSWORD

EI’m Graham and I like girls. A lot. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cheerleaders get things started with some catching up and the usual”WFMs” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 number commercial” then it’s important in these times to maintain a healthy c*m schedule and don’t you worry because the cheerleaders have your back and have some fun things to yell while you’re exercising your prostate/lady prostate in “sCREAM yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, I so sleepy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

90 MINJUL 15
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THIGH-PIE PASSWORD

J.J.M.

EI’ll be 84 before you’ve gotten some help. Welcome to yet another episode of House Sadness. The beached bods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s some chit chat and some movie talk and some string theory discussion, then we hear “30 seconds of Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then it’s time to read some dumb thoughts folks felt the need to put on the world wide web in “Rotten Turd-mate-o’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Ritz Bits commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a tap on the fanny and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

111 MINJUL 8
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J.J.M.

I-I-I-I-I SK-K-KATE!

EMother of God. I swallowed hot lava. Welcome back everybody to another episode of House Sadness. The wild hogs get things started with the usual chatter and some “WFMs” then when the boy calls you gotta answer, it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of the good good Kraft Mac n Cheese commercial” then what are the kids saying these days? I don’t know but the wild hogs have some suggestions about what they should be saying in “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of Trix cereal commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, text your uncle and give this bad boy a listen.Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

111 MINJUL 1
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I-I-I-I-I SK-K-KATE!

MY DICK HOITS

EIf you ever do that again, I’m gonna pull your eyeballs outta your head and eat them. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The deadbeats at dawn get things started with the usual “WFMs” then when the boy calls you always answer, it’s time for some catching up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a builder’s square commercial featuring the coke-head himself Timmy Allen” then you’ve got problems, well, the deadbeats at dawn have some answers, I never said they were good answers but they are answers nonetheless in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a late night network phone line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, tell the Fonz to sit on it and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

97 MINJUN 3
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MY DICK HOITS

SUSPICIOUS CHAIR

EWho put the acid in my Spam? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the Podcast. The nimrods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then grab your tissues because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Sega Gamegear commercial” then quarantine hasn’t made people on da Internet any smarter and the nimrods have the reviews to prove it in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nestle Quick commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, use your hand to slap it around a little bit and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

108 MINMAY 27
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SUSPICIOUS CHAIR

SIX FEET, JIZZBAGS!!!

ESince your friend got blasted by the splatter gun, d**khead. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jizzbags get things started with the usual “WFMs” then where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who knows but sure know where Clemin is and he’s calling in and giving us all an update in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of DominatrixMistress Cleopatra commercial” then clean up on aisle your pants because they’re about to get creamed in “sCREAM Yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, do the happy dance and give this bad boy a listen.Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks. VISIT:MOISTJUNK.COMfor House Sadness merchandise. USE CODE:FARTCASTfor 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

107 MINMAY 20
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SIX FEET, JIZZBAGS!!!
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