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WTF Report - Weekly News of the Bizarre and Strange

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WTF Report - Weekly News of the Bizarre and Strange

WTF Report - Weekly News of the Bizarre and Strange

BeachLight Broadcasting

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The WTF Report brings you weekly news from the strange, bizarre, comedic, and often untouched corners of the news cycle which other broadcasters go out of their way to avoid. The WTF Report is hosted by Deep and Derek. These two hosts "found each other" in the oddest of places and quickly came to realize that they both love to indulge and riff on some of the oddest news of the week. Together, they bring you an uncensored and comedic take on the zaniest of news stories.

Latest Episodes

Signing Off

EThis is the final episode of the WTF Report and Coco and Mercy definitely found a way to make this one different from all of the other episodes. They start things off with the WTF News Shell Game and then share some inner feelings and truths as they reflect on the WTF Report series as a whole. From all of us at BeachLight Broadcasting, thank you so much for allowing us to be a part of your podcast listening experience. We know there are many other podcasts to choose from and we appreciate your patronage. Keep checking the website for a new podcast hosted by Mercy Mohawk coming sometime in January 2019! Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Happy Holidays, and Best Wishes for the New Year! Links to Stories Raunchy Tourist Trap Known as Sex Island Virgin Wins Trip to Exotic Island with Unlimited Sex and Prostitutes Midwife Earns Big Money Selling Placenta Products and Smoothies BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadca...

41 MIN2018 DEC 18
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Signing Off

Straight from the Horse's Mouth

EOnly one more episode left after this one! But let’s focus on this one for now shall we? Mercy starts the show off with a story that has really become a pet peeve for him. Animal rights activists are trying to control what can and can’t be said in the English vernacular. Say it isn’t so, but it comes straight from the horse’s mouth. Then, Coco purposefully brings in a below standard beverage for the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Why you ask? We don’t exactly know the answer to that. For the second half, Coco does a story about a man who claims to be a time traveler. Coco and Mercy go through his prophetic predictions to see if there’s any substance to this whole nonsense. And finally, what good is an episode without the dessert known as the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Pagehttp://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Pagehttp://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music CreditsTitle: Aint No ThingTitle: 6605Artist: BOPDSource: FreeMusicArch...

59 MIN2018 DEC 11
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Straight from the Horse's Mouth

MONKey Business

ECoco and Mercy have a very important announcement towards the end of this episode, be sure to catch the news of what’s happening at BeachLight Broadcasting. But before all of that, Coco starts off with a story of a Buddhist Monk Gone Wild…Taiwanese Style! Then, a joint Beer Pick of the Week is an instant success with both Coco and Mercy. With a show going this well, Mercy is proud to bring in his story about an Orangutan prostitute from Borneo. The robotic sex dolls don’t sound so bad anymore now do they? And finally, it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

61 MIN2018 DEC 4
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MONKey Business

You Cannibal, You!

EThis episode starts off with an update on our favorite bionic penis-man. It’s the update we were waiting for. He’s all healed up and revving to go at it. Then, Coco shares a story about a man who thought he had a runny nose. However, he soon finds out that, that wasn’t snot that was dripping from his nostrils. Then it’s on to a proper Beer Pick of the Week prefaced by Coco and Mercy explaining what happened to last week’s Beer Pick of the Week segment in episode 34. Fear not, BeachLighters! The boys are back with a beer this week. For the second half, Mercy discusses a story of love, passion, money, disappointment, despair, violence, murder, and dinner! And finally, let’s end this one off with the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game ...

45 MIN2018 NOV 27
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You Cannibal, You!

Fictional Love Fantasies

EThis is perhaps the first (and last) episode where we don’t have a Beer Pick of the Week segment. Coco and Mercy have some explaining to do on this topic in next week’s episode. But, let’s get this episode started with a story about a man who has had a crush on an old schoolmate for decades. This story does indeed have an interesting twist at the end and Coco is ready to deliver on that promise. Then Mercy continues the theme of the show with yet another strange story about a man who ends up marrying his crush which happens to be a Japanese fictional character. What could possibly go wrong with this story? Then it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! Links to Stories Decades Old Crush Virtual Suffering BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modif...

61 MIN2018 NOV 20
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Fictional Love Fantasies

Puppy Love

EBetter known as “ole number 33” around the BeachLight Broadcasting Studio, this episode has its fair share of bizarrely dim stories. Mercy starts the show off with a story about puppy love…only it has nothing to do with dogs! The term “pup” is used in a gay BDSM relationship to describe a subordinate/submissive partner within the relationship itself. Some revelations are clearly realized as the details of this story unfold. Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Mercy brings in yet another beer for the boys to sample and rave about. Coco takes on the second story and it’s ultra-violent. A lady takes on dozens of stab wounds from her deranged husband. The real shocker likes in what she wants to do with him after the entire ordeal is over. And finally, we end things off with another installment of the WTF News Shell Game. BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Mu...

57 MIN2018 NOV 13
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Puppy Love

Girthers

ELet’s start this episode with a new method for men to feel like they are packing a little more heat between those legs. Coco discussed and details this new and dangerous method of inflating the size of the old peter. Then, Mercy saves the day with a respectable and likable Beer Pick of the Week. He then takes it away to his story about a man who has mutilated his face to look like a skeleton. And finally, it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

52 MIN2018 NOV 6
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Girthers

Face Down, Cash Up

ECoco and Mercy are back from break with some new stories. Mercy warms up the show with an article about a new line of clothing and pillows which are designed to absorb and mask the smell of flatulence! Then it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Coco rolls the dice and takes a risk on another “third-world lager”, but this time, there may be a pleasant surprise. The second story is all about a new fad that is prevalent on Chinese social media, the “flaunt your wealth challenge”. It’s an artistically humble way of showing off how much you’re worth. And finally, what episode could be complete without the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org L...

52 MIN2018 OCT 30
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Face Down, Cash Up

Twenty-Two Reasons to Breakup

EThis is the final episode before the break planned for next week. Coco and Mercy will be back with episode 31 within 2 weeks. This is why the packed this episode full of action. Coco and Mercy discuss the true facts about Christopher Columbus and quickly decide that old Chris wasn’t a very heroic person at all. Then, Coco covers a story about a lady who left a list of things for her lover to not do whilst in the relationship. Coco also brings in a very controversial Beer Pick of the Week which Mercy isn’t so sure about. Mercy then takes on the second story which is all about beastiality…but this time it involves a threesome! And finally we treat you to an extended round of the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modifie...

102 MIN2018 OCT 15
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Twenty-Two Reasons to Breakup

Breaking Sex Dolls

EApologies on the delay in getting this one out to you. Life gets in the way, even for Coco and Mercy. But, it didn’t stop them from bringing another funny episode. Mercy starts off with a story that is definitely up his alley when it comes to pet peeves: a mother files a lawsuit over her child not being good enough to play sports for a specific league! Oh the fun Coco will have watching Mercy deliver this story. Then, it’s on to a very tropical Beer Pick of the Week. This week, Coco brings in a beer brewed on an island! He comes with an accent and all just for this segment (although his accent is from the wrong island). And finally, he must ditch the falsetto accent for a story about a man who is paid to test out (and break) sex dolls! It’s a dream job that Mercy wishes he could have. And if you thought these stories were unbelievable, wait ’til you hear this week’s edition of the WTF News Shell Game! The mug promotion is still going strong throughout episode 30. Only one more ...

65 MIN2018 OCT 9
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Breaking Sex Dolls

Latest Episodes

Signing Off

EThis is the final episode of the WTF Report and Coco and Mercy definitely found a way to make this one different from all of the other episodes. They start things off with the WTF News Shell Game and then share some inner feelings and truths as they reflect on the WTF Report series as a whole. From all of us at BeachLight Broadcasting, thank you so much for allowing us to be a part of your podcast listening experience. We know there are many other podcasts to choose from and we appreciate your patronage. Keep checking the website for a new podcast hosted by Mercy Mohawk coming sometime in January 2019! Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Happy Holidays, and Best Wishes for the New Year! Links to Stories Raunchy Tourist Trap Known as Sex Island Virgin Wins Trip to Exotic Island with Unlimited Sex and Prostitutes Midwife Earns Big Money Selling Placenta Products and Smoothies BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadca...

41 MIN2018 DEC 18
Comments
Signing Off

Straight from the Horse's Mouth

EOnly one more episode left after this one! But let’s focus on this one for now shall we? Mercy starts the show off with a story that has really become a pet peeve for him. Animal rights activists are trying to control what can and can’t be said in the English vernacular. Say it isn’t so, but it comes straight from the horse’s mouth. Then, Coco purposefully brings in a below standard beverage for the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Why you ask? We don’t exactly know the answer to that. For the second half, Coco does a story about a man who claims to be a time traveler. Coco and Mercy go through his prophetic predictions to see if there’s any substance to this whole nonsense. And finally, what good is an episode without the dessert known as the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Pagehttp://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Pagehttp://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music CreditsTitle: Aint No ThingTitle: 6605Artist: BOPDSource: FreeMusicArch...

59 MIN2018 DEC 11
Comments
Straight from the Horse's Mouth

MONKey Business

ECoco and Mercy have a very important announcement towards the end of this episode, be sure to catch the news of what’s happening at BeachLight Broadcasting. But before all of that, Coco starts off with a story of a Buddhist Monk Gone Wild…Taiwanese Style! Then, a joint Beer Pick of the Week is an instant success with both Coco and Mercy. With a show going this well, Mercy is proud to bring in his story about an Orangutan prostitute from Borneo. The robotic sex dolls don’t sound so bad anymore now do they? And finally, it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

61 MIN2018 DEC 4
Comments
MONKey Business

You Cannibal, You!

EThis episode starts off with an update on our favorite bionic penis-man. It’s the update we were waiting for. He’s all healed up and revving to go at it. Then, Coco shares a story about a man who thought he had a runny nose. However, he soon finds out that, that wasn’t snot that was dripping from his nostrils. Then it’s on to a proper Beer Pick of the Week prefaced by Coco and Mercy explaining what happened to last week’s Beer Pick of the Week segment in episode 34. Fear not, BeachLighters! The boys are back with a beer this week. For the second half, Mercy discusses a story of love, passion, money, disappointment, despair, violence, murder, and dinner! And finally, let’s end this one off with the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game ...

45 MIN2018 NOV 27
Comments
You Cannibal, You!

Fictional Love Fantasies

EThis is perhaps the first (and last) episode where we don’t have a Beer Pick of the Week segment. Coco and Mercy have some explaining to do on this topic in next week’s episode. But, let’s get this episode started with a story about a man who has had a crush on an old schoolmate for decades. This story does indeed have an interesting twist at the end and Coco is ready to deliver on that promise. Then Mercy continues the theme of the show with yet another strange story about a man who ends up marrying his crush which happens to be a Japanese fictional character. What could possibly go wrong with this story? Then it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! Links to Stories Decades Old Crush Virtual Suffering BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modif...

61 MIN2018 NOV 20
Comments
Fictional Love Fantasies

Puppy Love

EBetter known as “ole number 33” around the BeachLight Broadcasting Studio, this episode has its fair share of bizarrely dim stories. Mercy starts the show off with a story about puppy love…only it has nothing to do with dogs! The term “pup” is used in a gay BDSM relationship to describe a subordinate/submissive partner within the relationship itself. Some revelations are clearly realized as the details of this story unfold. Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Mercy brings in yet another beer for the boys to sample and rave about. Coco takes on the second story and it’s ultra-violent. A lady takes on dozens of stab wounds from her deranged husband. The real shocker likes in what she wants to do with him after the entire ordeal is over. And finally, we end things off with another installment of the WTF News Shell Game. BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Mu...

57 MIN2018 NOV 13
Comments
Puppy Love

Girthers

ELet’s start this episode with a new method for men to feel like they are packing a little more heat between those legs. Coco discussed and details this new and dangerous method of inflating the size of the old peter. Then, Mercy saves the day with a respectable and likable Beer Pick of the Week. He then takes it away to his story about a man who has mutilated his face to look like a skeleton. And finally, it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

52 MIN2018 NOV 6
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Girthers

Face Down, Cash Up

ECoco and Mercy are back from break with some new stories. Mercy warms up the show with an article about a new line of clothing and pillows which are designed to absorb and mask the smell of flatulence! Then it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Coco rolls the dice and takes a risk on another “third-world lager”, but this time, there may be a pleasant surprise. The second story is all about a new fad that is prevalent on Chinese social media, the “flaunt your wealth challenge”. It’s an artistically humble way of showing off how much you’re worth. And finally, what episode could be complete without the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org L...

52 MIN2018 OCT 30
Comments
Face Down, Cash Up

Twenty-Two Reasons to Breakup

EThis is the final episode before the break planned for next week. Coco and Mercy will be back with episode 31 within 2 weeks. This is why the packed this episode full of action. Coco and Mercy discuss the true facts about Christopher Columbus and quickly decide that old Chris wasn’t a very heroic person at all. Then, Coco covers a story about a lady who left a list of things for her lover to not do whilst in the relationship. Coco also brings in a very controversial Beer Pick of the Week which Mercy isn’t so sure about. Mercy then takes on the second story which is all about beastiality…but this time it involves a threesome! And finally we treat you to an extended round of the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modifie...

102 MIN2018 OCT 15
Comments
Twenty-Two Reasons to Breakup

Breaking Sex Dolls

EApologies on the delay in getting this one out to you. Life gets in the way, even for Coco and Mercy. But, it didn’t stop them from bringing another funny episode. Mercy starts off with a story that is definitely up his alley when it comes to pet peeves: a mother files a lawsuit over her child not being good enough to play sports for a specific league! Oh the fun Coco will have watching Mercy deliver this story. Then, it’s on to a very tropical Beer Pick of the Week. This week, Coco brings in a beer brewed on an island! He comes with an accent and all just for this segment (although his accent is from the wrong island). And finally, he must ditch the falsetto accent for a story about a man who is paid to test out (and break) sex dolls! It’s a dream job that Mercy wishes he could have. And if you thought these stories were unbelievable, wait ’til you hear this week’s edition of the WTF News Shell Game! The mug promotion is still going strong throughout episode 30. Only one more ...

65 MIN2018 OCT 9
Comments
Breaking Sex Dolls
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