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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

8
Followers
69
Plays
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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the dysfunction in their lives, outrageous personal views on current events, news, gossip, politics, and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

Latest Episodes

Stop Skipping All The Good Parts

ECrystals cat is acting like Pata Fria, assume everyone has home surveillance, keep your pets out of your webcam scenes and always support those that support you. Valentine’s tees are a huge hit, no more butter before bed and radio dedications are signs of a good friend. https://www.instagram.com/hellodysfunction

94 MIN5 d ago
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Stop Skipping All The Good Parts

Drink The Power

ECrystal saves a cat through osmosis, Pata Fria ponders getting a shock collar for Dottie. Water your hot pockets and wash your ass. Some fun fan questions, a Dom story with a pro golfer and Crystal’ s early wrestling career.

99 MIN1 w ago
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Drink The Power

PERTENTIAL DANGERS

EThe weekend recap, family drama, McDonald’s soda secrets, pass on the Grammy’s, be on time aka early, practice code switching and let’s all be smart with our money. Enjoy xo

88 MIN2 w ago
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PERTENTIAL DANGERS

Give Me ALL The Sperm

EIKEA sucks, Crystal hates January. Pata Fria searches for a dead body and dentures are really common. Read a book, watch the Aaron Hernandez doc and don’t wear nazi costumes. Enjoy xo www.Instagram.com/Hellodysfunction www.facebook.com/HelloDysfunction www.Twitter.com/dysfunctionShow

90 MIN3 w ago
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Give Me ALL The Sperm

Are You Leaking?

ECrystal has another sinus infection and Pata Fria’s energy bill has skyrocketed. We need multiple streams of income so try everything, even singing about cats. Don’t shame people for working regular jobs, don’t be a house pirate. Donate your organs and check your pets for wetness. Enjoy xo Instagram @Hellodysfunction www.facebook.com/HelloDysfunction

94 MINJAN 15
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Are You Leaking?

Intimate Parts

EThe first episode of 2020 is here with more vagina talk, explore the possibilities of lube, teach your kids to properly prank each other, never trust a leather kilt, follow the rules of the internet, keep your brains hydrated, some interesting beauty procedures and ear maintenance Enjoy xo Betterhelp.com

98 MINJAN 9
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Intimate Parts

What’s Your Dirty White Secret?

EIt’s the end of a decade and this week we have the amazing Lil Debbie joining us. Holiday recap, tips on successful gift giving, cats are thieves, New Years traditions from around the globe, don’t cheat during monopoly, baby jousting, and our favorite white trash delicacies. Happy New Year!!

125 MIN2019 DEC 31
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What’s Your Dirty White Secret?

Tammy’s Getting Spanked

ECrazy Xmas shopping and delivery delays, Crystal celebrates 14yrs w Mark, internet matchmaking, did Pata Fria finally cure her rash, cancel culture, trust your intuition, delicate familial subjects, save your skin after you die, and did a sweat shop make your outfit? Enjoy Betterhelp.com/Hello

86 MIN2019 DEC 19
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Tammy’s Getting Spanked

F*CK FRED

ERainy days, kids know when you’re gay, celebrity tension, ‘tis the season for kindness, culture vultures, Crystal’s Animal Rescue is still in business, don’t share contact lenses and be nice to strangers that text you. Enjoy xo

85 MIN2019 DEC 12
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F*CK FRED

DON’T SPIT START IT

ELive show recap, Billy was a joy, Apple is glitching our phones, kids shouldn’t give haircuts, foreplay is mandatory, possible potato crisis, signing up for Better Help, listener questions, I probably won’t let an animal get raped. Enjoy xo BetterHelp.com/Hello

96 MIN2019 DEC 4
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DON’T SPIT START IT

Latest Episodes

Stop Skipping All The Good Parts

ECrystals cat is acting like Pata Fria, assume everyone has home surveillance, keep your pets out of your webcam scenes and always support those that support you. Valentine’s tees are a huge hit, no more butter before bed and radio dedications are signs of a good friend. https://www.instagram.com/hellodysfunction

94 MIN5 d ago
Comments
Stop Skipping All The Good Parts

Drink The Power

ECrystal saves a cat through osmosis, Pata Fria ponders getting a shock collar for Dottie. Water your hot pockets and wash your ass. Some fun fan questions, a Dom story with a pro golfer and Crystal’ s early wrestling career.

99 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Drink The Power

PERTENTIAL DANGERS

EThe weekend recap, family drama, McDonald’s soda secrets, pass on the Grammy’s, be on time aka early, practice code switching and let’s all be smart with our money. Enjoy xo

88 MIN2 w ago
Comments
PERTENTIAL DANGERS

Give Me ALL The Sperm

EIKEA sucks, Crystal hates January. Pata Fria searches for a dead body and dentures are really common. Read a book, watch the Aaron Hernandez doc and don’t wear nazi costumes. Enjoy xo www.Instagram.com/Hellodysfunction www.facebook.com/HelloDysfunction www.Twitter.com/dysfunctionShow

90 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Give Me ALL The Sperm

Are You Leaking?

ECrystal has another sinus infection and Pata Fria’s energy bill has skyrocketed. We need multiple streams of income so try everything, even singing about cats. Don’t shame people for working regular jobs, don’t be a house pirate. Donate your organs and check your pets for wetness. Enjoy xo Instagram @Hellodysfunction www.facebook.com/HelloDysfunction

94 MINJAN 15
Comments
Are You Leaking?

Intimate Parts

EThe first episode of 2020 is here with more vagina talk, explore the possibilities of lube, teach your kids to properly prank each other, never trust a leather kilt, follow the rules of the internet, keep your brains hydrated, some interesting beauty procedures and ear maintenance Enjoy xo Betterhelp.com

98 MINJAN 9
Comments
Intimate Parts

What’s Your Dirty White Secret?

EIt’s the end of a decade and this week we have the amazing Lil Debbie joining us. Holiday recap, tips on successful gift giving, cats are thieves, New Years traditions from around the globe, don’t cheat during monopoly, baby jousting, and our favorite white trash delicacies. Happy New Year!!

125 MIN2019 DEC 31
Comments
What’s Your Dirty White Secret?

Tammy’s Getting Spanked

ECrazy Xmas shopping and delivery delays, Crystal celebrates 14yrs w Mark, internet matchmaking, did Pata Fria finally cure her rash, cancel culture, trust your intuition, delicate familial subjects, save your skin after you die, and did a sweat shop make your outfit? Enjoy Betterhelp.com/Hello

86 MIN2019 DEC 19
Comments
Tammy’s Getting Spanked

F*CK FRED

ERainy days, kids know when you’re gay, celebrity tension, ‘tis the season for kindness, culture vultures, Crystal’s Animal Rescue is still in business, don’t share contact lenses and be nice to strangers that text you. Enjoy xo

85 MIN2019 DEC 12
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F*CK FRED

DON’T SPIT START IT

ELive show recap, Billy was a joy, Apple is glitching our phones, kids shouldn’t give haircuts, foreplay is mandatory, possible potato crisis, signing up for Better Help, listener questions, I probably won’t let an animal get raped. Enjoy xo BetterHelp.com/Hello

96 MIN2019 DEC 4
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DON’T SPIT START IT
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