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Hypotheticast

David Gutsche, Emily Dussault, Michael John

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Hypotheticast

Hypotheticast

David Gutsche, Emily Dussault, Michael John

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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and listening to the Hypotheticast made all the difference." - Robert Frost

Latest Episodes

EP.101 — Dolphins Can Walk on Land, They Just Don't Want To

EThe Good, The Bad, and The Answer. That's three things. Three things we'll be declaring madly on this week's Hypotheticast. Watch out, because in this one, David reveals some big time Tanner Secrets, Emily searches for words while disregarding instructions, and Mike decides to be the King of Atlantis. Topics include: Put It In a Pocket, Put It In a Hole, Fluff Equals Cuddle and Cozy, The REAL JonBenet Ramsey Ghost, Jar Jar's House, The "Perfect" Planet, They Just Get Blasted, Freeze Tag is like Cold Meth, and Turtle Party. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've ever seen a waterfall underwater.

27 MIN12 h ago
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EP.101 — Dolphins Can Walk on Land, They Just Don't Want To

EP.100 — I'm the Ghost of Romance, Keep Kissin', Nothing's Wrong

EOne. Hundred. Episodes. We couldn't have done it without you. Or, well, we could have, but that's just called "people talking to each other." Thank you so much for sticking around until ourgreatly anticipatedSheds Episode. Now that we've talked about your favorite thing, Sheds, you can probably unsubscribe. Topics include: George H.W. Bush Cancelled Barns, Hey Kids Come Talk to My Shed, I'm a Judy Lady, Not All Sheds Truly Live, The Cool Thing About Airplanes, E.T. Can Get It, Mike Will Be Sorry He Ever Was Born *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've ever written a song called Love Shed.

30 MIN1 w ago
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EP.100 — I'm the Ghost of Romance, Keep Kissin', Nothing's Wrong

EP.099 — Wrestle a Fish While I Interview You

EA treat! A treat for you! Many treats, actually. We've got DARK STORIES comin' atcha this week, and I think you're going to like each one of them. They're jam-packed with the stuff kids crave: fatality, fishing, and friendship. Topics include: Wave to Little Baby, David Loves Dollar Bills, I Don't Know Why Superman Died, The Blood is the Mans, Can You Imagine, and Their Friendship Was Important. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that your life is the subject of a Dark Story.

25 MIN2 w ago
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EP.099 — Wrestle a Fish While I Interview You

EP.098 — C.S. Lewis, Pro Wrestler

EOh, ho ho. Ho ho! He he! Come in. My hearth is warm, my heart is medium rare. Welcome to the first episode ever of Romantic Fallout, the show where we take randomly generated mythical creatures andmake. them. kiss. Topics include: You're Not That Small, Is That a Religion Joke, It's Hard to Know What a Sludge Thing Does, Ferret Pixie Death Girl, Evil Pinterest, and "Shrek Shrek 2." ***

29 MIN3 w ago
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EP.098 — C.S. Lewis, Pro Wrestler

EP.097 — Forbidden Bug

EToday! Look outside. What's it like? I don't know either. I destroyed all windows to the outside world long ago, for fun. Hi! Welcome to the Hypotheticast. It's us, that. And we're playing a New Game calledEx-Stream Roulette!We find random Amazon or Netflix titles, and then have to try to guess what they're about! We getveryclose, I promise. Topics include: The Brave Little Toaster but with Home Rennovation, Becky the Backsplash, A Better Age to Be a Boy, He's Kinda Like a Baby, and I'm So Sad That's a Song. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've got a better candidate for an Old Baby Man.

29 MINAPR 29
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EP.097 — Forbidden Bug

EP.096 — What Is He, A Ghost Eater?

EHi! Ooh! You! It's you. We made something for you this week, and it's would-you-rather shaped. We baked it with the last of our flour, so we hope you enjoy the crispy-crunchy-peanut-buttery flavor. Asteroids is the theme! Asteroids! I hope you're ready tolearn. Topics include: Being Tom Bodett, She Is Baby, How Does Pac Man Move, Kill Me Now With An Asteroid, Unfinished Polish Business, Blast Through My Atmosphere, and Ripped Russian Kids. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've got a Pinterest board you don't want anybody to see.

33 MINAPR 22
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EP.096 — What Is He, A Ghost Eater?

EP.095 — Every Water Has a Bottom

The fact that time doesn't exist anymore is really cool. You know what else is cool? YOU. This week, we're playing Dark Stories, a game that's basically a series of mostly-inscrutable and some more-scrutable riddles. People piloting boats, people pointin' guns, people eatin' sandwiches? Wild. Listen in, to see if we can scrute them. Topics include: An Activity I Sort of Enjoyed as a Child, Finally Got his Chanch, Playin' Bartender with the Kids, Demon-Scaring Gun, Animal Crossing, Bedtime, and The Water Was the Boat. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that the singer Tiny Tim is better than The Christmas Carol Tiny Tim.

34 MINAPR 15
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EP.095 — Every Water Has a Bottom

EP.094 — The Dumpening

EHave you heard about dating? We remember. It's something people used to be able to do. And dumping. And DOing. Yeah, that's right. This episode is gonna get so nasty, wow, watch out, Mayors of Sextown are we. What I mean is: we're playing Do, Dump, Date! Topics include: Way More Wack, Workin' and Bein' Cute, I Can't Conceive of a Won't They, Sexy and Cool, The Car Smashed Him So Hard, Blow Daddy, and The Clickety Clack Challenge.

31 MINAPR 8
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EP.094 — The Dumpening

EP.093 — Weapons and Traps

EIt's a wild time out there, y'all. We know it. You know it. So, snuggle in here and have some cozy, regular, normal, nothing different about it Hypotheticast. I hope you like these bad, boring, bottom-of-the-barrel Would You Rathers. Topics include: Virus Traps, Staying In, A Movie with Snoop Dogg In It, Tanner the Information Boy, and She Ra. *** Oh, and remember. Next Thursday, the 9th of April, is going to be our first LIVESTREAM SHOW where you'll be able to send in questions LIVE, just like you've always dreamed. Like us on Facebook and/or Instagram, and we'll be sharing the details. We promise. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that you'd like to lose your whole life.

32 MINAPR 1
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EP.093 — Weapons and Traps

EP.092 — Sniper?

EWe found something. On the internet. https://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-bein.php This website is magical, and you're about to witness the tip of the magical iceberg. We play a new, CLEARLY-named game called "Make'a N.O. Myth-s (Take)," in which we create whole mythologies around randomly generated creature names. Oh boy, this is a good car to drive. Jump in. Topics include: Trying to Catch Teens Making Out, Darpest Deekest, Cops are Bad Detectives, A Hole in My Foot Hallucination, Snail Pressure Point Martial Arts, How Does It Do It, and Obsessed With That Rev Rev. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that you'd prefer just a Regular Blood Vampire.

28 MINMAR 25
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EP.092 — Sniper?

Latest Episodes

EP.101 — Dolphins Can Walk on Land, They Just Don't Want To

EThe Good, The Bad, and The Answer. That's three things. Three things we'll be declaring madly on this week's Hypotheticast. Watch out, because in this one, David reveals some big time Tanner Secrets, Emily searches for words while disregarding instructions, and Mike decides to be the King of Atlantis. Topics include: Put It In a Pocket, Put It In a Hole, Fluff Equals Cuddle and Cozy, The REAL JonBenet Ramsey Ghost, Jar Jar's House, The "Perfect" Planet, They Just Get Blasted, Freeze Tag is like Cold Meth, and Turtle Party. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've ever seen a waterfall underwater.

27 MIN12 h ago
Comments
EP.101 — Dolphins Can Walk on Land, They Just Don't Want To

EP.100 — I'm the Ghost of Romance, Keep Kissin', Nothing's Wrong

EOne. Hundred. Episodes. We couldn't have done it without you. Or, well, we could have, but that's just called "people talking to each other." Thank you so much for sticking around until ourgreatly anticipatedSheds Episode. Now that we've talked about your favorite thing, Sheds, you can probably unsubscribe. Topics include: George H.W. Bush Cancelled Barns, Hey Kids Come Talk to My Shed, I'm a Judy Lady, Not All Sheds Truly Live, The Cool Thing About Airplanes, E.T. Can Get It, Mike Will Be Sorry He Ever Was Born *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've ever written a song called Love Shed.

30 MIN1 w ago
Comments
EP.100 — I'm the Ghost of Romance, Keep Kissin', Nothing's Wrong

EP.099 — Wrestle a Fish While I Interview You

EA treat! A treat for you! Many treats, actually. We've got DARK STORIES comin' atcha this week, and I think you're going to like each one of them. They're jam-packed with the stuff kids crave: fatality, fishing, and friendship. Topics include: Wave to Little Baby, David Loves Dollar Bills, I Don't Know Why Superman Died, The Blood is the Mans, Can You Imagine, and Their Friendship Was Important. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that your life is the subject of a Dark Story.

25 MIN2 w ago
Comments
EP.099 — Wrestle a Fish While I Interview You

EP.098 — C.S. Lewis, Pro Wrestler

EOh, ho ho. Ho ho! He he! Come in. My hearth is warm, my heart is medium rare. Welcome to the first episode ever of Romantic Fallout, the show where we take randomly generated mythical creatures andmake. them. kiss. Topics include: You're Not That Small, Is That a Religion Joke, It's Hard to Know What a Sludge Thing Does, Ferret Pixie Death Girl, Evil Pinterest, and "Shrek Shrek 2." ***

29 MIN3 w ago
Comments
EP.098 — C.S. Lewis, Pro Wrestler

EP.097 — Forbidden Bug

EToday! Look outside. What's it like? I don't know either. I destroyed all windows to the outside world long ago, for fun. Hi! Welcome to the Hypotheticast. It's us, that. And we're playing a New Game calledEx-Stream Roulette!We find random Amazon or Netflix titles, and then have to try to guess what they're about! We getveryclose, I promise. Topics include: The Brave Little Toaster but with Home Rennovation, Becky the Backsplash, A Better Age to Be a Boy, He's Kinda Like a Baby, and I'm So Sad That's a Song. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've got a better candidate for an Old Baby Man.

29 MINAPR 29
Comments
EP.097 — Forbidden Bug

EP.096 — What Is He, A Ghost Eater?

EHi! Ooh! You! It's you. We made something for you this week, and it's would-you-rather shaped. We baked it with the last of our flour, so we hope you enjoy the crispy-crunchy-peanut-buttery flavor. Asteroids is the theme! Asteroids! I hope you're ready tolearn. Topics include: Being Tom Bodett, She Is Baby, How Does Pac Man Move, Kill Me Now With An Asteroid, Unfinished Polish Business, Blast Through My Atmosphere, and Ripped Russian Kids. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you've got a Pinterest board you don't want anybody to see.

33 MINAPR 22
Comments
EP.096 — What Is He, A Ghost Eater?

EP.095 — Every Water Has a Bottom

The fact that time doesn't exist anymore is really cool. You know what else is cool? YOU. This week, we're playing Dark Stories, a game that's basically a series of mostly-inscrutable and some more-scrutable riddles. People piloting boats, people pointin' guns, people eatin' sandwiches? Wild. Listen in, to see if we can scrute them. Topics include: An Activity I Sort of Enjoyed as a Child, Finally Got his Chanch, Playin' Bartender with the Kids, Demon-Scaring Gun, Animal Crossing, Bedtime, and The Water Was the Boat. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that the singer Tiny Tim is better than The Christmas Carol Tiny Tim.

34 MINAPR 15
Comments
EP.095 — Every Water Has a Bottom

EP.094 — The Dumpening

EHave you heard about dating? We remember. It's something people used to be able to do. And dumping. And DOing. Yeah, that's right. This episode is gonna get so nasty, wow, watch out, Mayors of Sextown are we. What I mean is: we're playing Do, Dump, Date! Topics include: Way More Wack, Workin' and Bein' Cute, I Can't Conceive of a Won't They, Sexy and Cool, The Car Smashed Him So Hard, Blow Daddy, and The Clickety Clack Challenge.

31 MINAPR 8
Comments
EP.094 — The Dumpening

EP.093 — Weapons and Traps

EIt's a wild time out there, y'all. We know it. You know it. So, snuggle in here and have some cozy, regular, normal, nothing different about it Hypotheticast. I hope you like these bad, boring, bottom-of-the-barrel Would You Rathers. Topics include: Virus Traps, Staying In, A Movie with Snoop Dogg In It, Tanner the Information Boy, and She Ra. *** Oh, and remember. Next Thursday, the 9th of April, is going to be our first LIVESTREAM SHOW where you'll be able to send in questions LIVE, just like you've always dreamed. Like us on Facebook and/or Instagram, and we'll be sharing the details. We promise. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that you'd like to lose your whole life.

32 MINAPR 1
Comments
EP.093 — Weapons and Traps

EP.092 — Sniper?

EWe found something. On the internet. https://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-bein.php This website is magical, and you're about to witness the tip of the magical iceberg. We play a new, CLEARLY-named game called "Make'a N.O. Myth-s (Take)," in which we create whole mythologies around randomly generated creature names. Oh boy, this is a good car to drive. Jump in. Topics include: Trying to Catch Teens Making Out, Darpest Deekest, Cops are Bad Detectives, A Hole in My Foot Hallucination, Snail Pressure Point Martial Arts, How Does It Do It, and Obsessed With That Rev Rev. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in ourFACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us onSPOTIFYif you think that you'd prefer just a Regular Blood Vampire.

28 MINMAR 25
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EP.092 — Sniper?
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