"I don't feel like celebrating" (Anniversary Special)

"Hugs and kisses aren't enough" (Toronto)

"I'm writing this stark naked" (Montréal)

"Mr. Sexy wears a thong" (Moncton)

"I need adventure" (Kitchener)

"Kissed by a wet donkey" (Saskatoon)

"We only want each other for the kissing" (Toronto)

"Atomic fart blasts" (Halifax)

"Hottie Hunter" (Victoria)

"Mr. Sexy Legs" (Vancouver)