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Three tenets of the church of HockeySport: Pettersson is secretly both Sedin twins, Putin replaced the cup with a replica, and the NHL needs hot, black ice.

Latest Episodes

Kes and OJ vs. Cup-of-noodles and No Dog

EWe are at WAR! There’s no exaggeration, just brutal armed conflict that threatens to tear up the world’s geo-political order with HockeySport solely to blame. We go across the globe this episode, starting with the World Junior Championship’s role in the Iran-U.S. conflict, jetting to Quebec to expose Ilya Kovalchuk’s plot to install a KHL team in Quebec City and finally to where ever Jim Montgomery is right now. But have no fear, for the HockeySport world has heroes like Kes, O.J., Cup-of-noodle and even No Dog. And if they fail (which they almost certainly will) and least we’ve got our (corporate sponsor) "Health". So sit back, pour a glass of Kale Beet Juice, and unclench your stress away.

74 MIN3 w ago
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Kes and OJ vs. Cup-of-noodles and No Dog

Codeword: Pittsburgh Pingu

EIn the 20th episode of the HockeySport Podcast, we’re setting an example for the HockeySport world and going coachless. No Coach, no rules, no racism. That’s our promise for this episode. Buckle up for a 12 hour bad-mood hate-fest in our Coachless Corner, sponsored by Cherry-Grape Energy Drank. With a bounty of stories to put you in a bad mood, including: “How to make Taylor Hall stay”, “Which Pokemon would be the best HockeySport player”, and “How did the Canucks get so Focht?” Plus, tweet at @hockeysportpod to enter our “Spell Johnny Goodreaux’s last name” contest to win a brand new New New Jersey Jersey Devils Jersey. With special bad-mood guests, fellow podcasters Kevin Bieksa and Ryan Kesler

68 MIN2019 DEC 6
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Codeword: Pittsburgh Pingu

A Bottle of the Finest Zuccarello

ETonight we serve up the perfect pairing to wet your appetite for a new season of HockeySport. With the threat of a Lockpocalypse set aside and our Lock-out bomb shelters emptied, it’s time to treat yourself to a sampling of the finer things from the bounty that is the NHL regular season. On special today, may we suggest a decanted Marleau, a 6oz of finely aged Zuccarello or perhaps Draisaitl? Each pair perfectly with our roasted Zibanejad fresh off the Teravainen, with shaved Pekka Rinne. For dessert, sumptuous Clip-Bait stories that will leave you semi-satisfied like never before, including: “How the Egyptians invented hockey by melting sand”, “Toronto’s new expansion team, the Toronto Clowns”, “Grammy Winner Georges Laraque’s New Single, Feat. Lundqvist”, “Trevor Linden: The Beloved Murderer” So strap yourself into your Blimp-boni, because it’s going to be a wild, delicious ride.

56 MIN2019 NOV 15
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A Bottle of the Finest Zuccarello

Bradley Susan Marchand, Go To Your Room!

ERefreshed and rested after their annual summer hibernation, The HockeySport Team is ready to bring you up to date after an off-season full of selfies in Fiji with Zemgus Girgenson, Brad Marchand in a basket rolling down an Egyptian river, and highlight reel saves by the NHL’s newest star goaltender: Pete Buttigieg. We’re starting off the new year with hard hitting questions, such as: “Was it worth it St. Louis?” and “Did San Jose just disprove the existence of God?”. Plus, to our soul listener Terland, we’re sure you’ll love our interview with Ryan what’s-his-nuts B-list O'Reilly AND: Giveaway Alert! FreeCanucksBrandings! The first 500 fans to stop by the HockeySport Studios will receive a complimentaryNHLHot Iron Branding on their face, neck or chest.

70 MIN2019 SEP 21
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Bradley Susan Marchand, Go To Your Room!

Two Thousand Pages of Erotic NHL FanFic

EIt’s the long awaited Series Finale of the NHL, and after a season that makes you wonder “Can’t we just have another lockout already”, we’re excited to see how they tie up all those loose ends. After 102 seasons of cliff hangers and wild fan theories, tonight we at last find out whether anyone can stop the Zombie Chara Mountain, whether Claude Giroux will ever win elected office, and who the hell is Noel Acciari. This and so much more in the finale Episode of NHL hockey ever. Plus, we’re giving you exactly what you came here for: an endless supply of explicitly detailed erotic Fan Fiction, mostly about San Jose Shark players. Available now for the first time our our new website, HockeyPornPorncast.net.

66 MIN2019 JUN 10
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Two Thousand Pages of Erotic NHL FanFic

#16: Spoiler Alert: Binnington is a Diagnosed Psychopath

EIn an episode that will have you asking yourself: “Should I be mad”, The HockeySport Podcast finally puts the 28 vanquished NHL teams six feet under ground where they belong. A lot has happened in the HockeySport world and I’m sure you’ll agree when we say, “It got weird”. So listen in and we’ll add to your Hockey vocabulary with new glossary terms such as Probaboolity, Devafenestrated, Shandor Alphonso and the four magic words that will get you through any hockey conversation: “Analytics, Possession, Colton Parayko”. Plus, watch the host’s slow decent into madness reach its grotesque conclusion as they become that which they hate the most: Bruins Fans.

84 MIN2019 MAY 25
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#16: Spoiler Alert: Binnington is a Diagnosed Psychopath

#15: Hertls All the Way Down

EThe HockeySport hosts are going through rigorous psychoanalysis after witnessing a spree of fatal chokings around the NHL. Join us for heartfelt eulogies for all the fallen teams, mass-grave-style! Plus, dive into our subconscious in this playoff special, complete with enough shocking revelations to send you to the therapy penalty box. We’re breaking news about today hottest issues, including Kucherov’s shocking realization that he was adopted, the release of the full, unreacted Kirk Muller Report and Werner Herzog’s bleak window into Johnny Gaudreau’s soul. Our first ever episode with no questions is sure to give you all the answers. With special guest, Barclay “Johnny Hockey” Goodrow.

84 MIN2019 APR 27
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#15: Hertls All the Way Down

#14: Here In The Kaapo Kakkocabana

EPrepare yourself for the first episode of the HockeySport Podcast presented in glorious 2D. That‘s twice the dimensions for the price of none! Join the team on this visual spectacular and help us dig through the twisted carnage of this NHL HockeySport Postseason. The season has is first set of casualties, and it’s time to deliver the Eulogy and hang the gravestones in the rafters for the teams we lost this season. Plus, exclusive exposés on why the cup needs to get taller, our picks for our March Madness Elementary School bracket, and how GM’s can motivate their player by ransoming family members. All brought to you, as always, with extreme prejudice. With special guest, broadcasting legend Bob Cole.

84 MIN2019 APR 14
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#14: Here In The Kaapo Kakkocabana

#13: Fallout from the Tradepocalypse

EDespite their best efforts, the HSP hosts avoided being dealt at the trade deadline and are back in an episode that critics have called “formless”, “Inaccurate” and “a textbook example of the failings of the Canadian public school system”. So buckle up and waive your no-trade clause as we hit the NOS on this Zamboni in our first ever episode with no backsies, no warranties and NO RULES. We dive in, team by team, hitting the biggest stories of the post-tradedeadline world, including: Is Ottawa putting together a perfect (tank) season, why do players always break the day after their warrantee expires, and is Edmonton finally not funny? Plus, don’t forget to sketch us to win. The most flattering portrait wins stickers!

70 MIN2019 MAR 9
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#13: Fallout from the Tradepocalypse

#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders

E#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders Broadcasting live from Ulrich’s Tavern in beautiful lakeside Buffalo, New York, The HockeySport Podcast present our sexiest, nerdiest, Buffaloest episode ever. Proving once and for all that we are not, and have never been, fully-toothed bandwagon riders, this episode is jam packed with everything huge Buffalo Sabres fans like ourselves could want. So join us as we present a total of *REDACTED* incredible Zamboni stories, our exclusive expose of Sex, Drugs and Rockn’Roll in the NHL and a thorough yet uncalled-for verbal tour of the Florence of Erie County: Buffalo, New York. Plus, premium listeners will now have exclusive access to the full HockeySport experience; with all the footage we normally edit out, including stuttering, belching and instantly regretted utterances.

99 MIN2019 MAR 3
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#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders

Latest Episodes

Kes and OJ vs. Cup-of-noodles and No Dog

EWe are at WAR! There’s no exaggeration, just brutal armed conflict that threatens to tear up the world’s geo-political order with HockeySport solely to blame. We go across the globe this episode, starting with the World Junior Championship’s role in the Iran-U.S. conflict, jetting to Quebec to expose Ilya Kovalchuk’s plot to install a KHL team in Quebec City and finally to where ever Jim Montgomery is right now. But have no fear, for the HockeySport world has heroes like Kes, O.J., Cup-of-noodle and even No Dog. And if they fail (which they almost certainly will) and least we’ve got our (corporate sponsor) "Health". So sit back, pour a glass of Kale Beet Juice, and unclench your stress away.

74 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Kes and OJ vs. Cup-of-noodles and No Dog

Codeword: Pittsburgh Pingu

EIn the 20th episode of the HockeySport Podcast, we’re setting an example for the HockeySport world and going coachless. No Coach, no rules, no racism. That’s our promise for this episode. Buckle up for a 12 hour bad-mood hate-fest in our Coachless Corner, sponsored by Cherry-Grape Energy Drank. With a bounty of stories to put you in a bad mood, including: “How to make Taylor Hall stay”, “Which Pokemon would be the best HockeySport player”, and “How did the Canucks get so Focht?” Plus, tweet at @hockeysportpod to enter our “Spell Johnny Goodreaux’s last name” contest to win a brand new New New Jersey Jersey Devils Jersey. With special bad-mood guests, fellow podcasters Kevin Bieksa and Ryan Kesler

68 MIN2019 DEC 6
Comments
Codeword: Pittsburgh Pingu

A Bottle of the Finest Zuccarello

ETonight we serve up the perfect pairing to wet your appetite for a new season of HockeySport. With the threat of a Lockpocalypse set aside and our Lock-out bomb shelters emptied, it’s time to treat yourself to a sampling of the finer things from the bounty that is the NHL regular season. On special today, may we suggest a decanted Marleau, a 6oz of finely aged Zuccarello or perhaps Draisaitl? Each pair perfectly with our roasted Zibanejad fresh off the Teravainen, with shaved Pekka Rinne. For dessert, sumptuous Clip-Bait stories that will leave you semi-satisfied like never before, including: “How the Egyptians invented hockey by melting sand”, “Toronto’s new expansion team, the Toronto Clowns”, “Grammy Winner Georges Laraque’s New Single, Feat. Lundqvist”, “Trevor Linden: The Beloved Murderer” So strap yourself into your Blimp-boni, because it’s going to be a wild, delicious ride.

56 MIN2019 NOV 15
Comments
A Bottle of the Finest Zuccarello

Bradley Susan Marchand, Go To Your Room!

ERefreshed and rested after their annual summer hibernation, The HockeySport Team is ready to bring you up to date after an off-season full of selfies in Fiji with Zemgus Girgenson, Brad Marchand in a basket rolling down an Egyptian river, and highlight reel saves by the NHL’s newest star goaltender: Pete Buttigieg. We’re starting off the new year with hard hitting questions, such as: “Was it worth it St. Louis?” and “Did San Jose just disprove the existence of God?”. Plus, to our soul listener Terland, we’re sure you’ll love our interview with Ryan what’s-his-nuts B-list O'Reilly AND: Giveaway Alert! FreeCanucksBrandings! The first 500 fans to stop by the HockeySport Studios will receive a complimentaryNHLHot Iron Branding on their face, neck or chest.

70 MIN2019 SEP 21
Comments
Bradley Susan Marchand, Go To Your Room!

Two Thousand Pages of Erotic NHL FanFic

EIt’s the long awaited Series Finale of the NHL, and after a season that makes you wonder “Can’t we just have another lockout already”, we’re excited to see how they tie up all those loose ends. After 102 seasons of cliff hangers and wild fan theories, tonight we at last find out whether anyone can stop the Zombie Chara Mountain, whether Claude Giroux will ever win elected office, and who the hell is Noel Acciari. This and so much more in the finale Episode of NHL hockey ever. Plus, we’re giving you exactly what you came here for: an endless supply of explicitly detailed erotic Fan Fiction, mostly about San Jose Shark players. Available now for the first time our our new website, HockeyPornPorncast.net.

66 MIN2019 JUN 10
Comments
Two Thousand Pages of Erotic NHL FanFic

#16: Spoiler Alert: Binnington is a Diagnosed Psychopath

EIn an episode that will have you asking yourself: “Should I be mad”, The HockeySport Podcast finally puts the 28 vanquished NHL teams six feet under ground where they belong. A lot has happened in the HockeySport world and I’m sure you’ll agree when we say, “It got weird”. So listen in and we’ll add to your Hockey vocabulary with new glossary terms such as Probaboolity, Devafenestrated, Shandor Alphonso and the four magic words that will get you through any hockey conversation: “Analytics, Possession, Colton Parayko”. Plus, watch the host’s slow decent into madness reach its grotesque conclusion as they become that which they hate the most: Bruins Fans.

84 MIN2019 MAY 25
Comments
#16: Spoiler Alert: Binnington is a Diagnosed Psychopath

#15: Hertls All the Way Down

EThe HockeySport hosts are going through rigorous psychoanalysis after witnessing a spree of fatal chokings around the NHL. Join us for heartfelt eulogies for all the fallen teams, mass-grave-style! Plus, dive into our subconscious in this playoff special, complete with enough shocking revelations to send you to the therapy penalty box. We’re breaking news about today hottest issues, including Kucherov’s shocking realization that he was adopted, the release of the full, unreacted Kirk Muller Report and Werner Herzog’s bleak window into Johnny Gaudreau’s soul. Our first ever episode with no questions is sure to give you all the answers. With special guest, Barclay “Johnny Hockey” Goodrow.

84 MIN2019 APR 27
Comments
#15: Hertls All the Way Down

#14: Here In The Kaapo Kakkocabana

EPrepare yourself for the first episode of the HockeySport Podcast presented in glorious 2D. That‘s twice the dimensions for the price of none! Join the team on this visual spectacular and help us dig through the twisted carnage of this NHL HockeySport Postseason. The season has is first set of casualties, and it’s time to deliver the Eulogy and hang the gravestones in the rafters for the teams we lost this season. Plus, exclusive exposés on why the cup needs to get taller, our picks for our March Madness Elementary School bracket, and how GM’s can motivate their player by ransoming family members. All brought to you, as always, with extreme prejudice. With special guest, broadcasting legend Bob Cole.

84 MIN2019 APR 14
Comments
#14: Here In The Kaapo Kakkocabana

#13: Fallout from the Tradepocalypse

EDespite their best efforts, the HSP hosts avoided being dealt at the trade deadline and are back in an episode that critics have called “formless”, “Inaccurate” and “a textbook example of the failings of the Canadian public school system”. So buckle up and waive your no-trade clause as we hit the NOS on this Zamboni in our first ever episode with no backsies, no warranties and NO RULES. We dive in, team by team, hitting the biggest stories of the post-tradedeadline world, including: Is Ottawa putting together a perfect (tank) season, why do players always break the day after their warrantee expires, and is Edmonton finally not funny? Plus, don’t forget to sketch us to win. The most flattering portrait wins stickers!

70 MIN2019 MAR 9
Comments
#13: Fallout from the Tradepocalypse

#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders

E#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders Broadcasting live from Ulrich’s Tavern in beautiful lakeside Buffalo, New York, The HockeySport Podcast present our sexiest, nerdiest, Buffaloest episode ever. Proving once and for all that we are not, and have never been, fully-toothed bandwagon riders, this episode is jam packed with everything huge Buffalo Sabres fans like ourselves could want. So join us as we present a total of *REDACTED* incredible Zamboni stories, our exclusive expose of Sex, Drugs and Rockn’Roll in the NHL and a thorough yet uncalled-for verbal tour of the Florence of Erie County: Buffalo, New York. Plus, premium listeners will now have exclusive access to the full HockeySport experience; with all the footage we normally edit out, including stuttering, belching and instantly regretted utterances.

99 MIN2019 MAR 3
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#12: Blood Thirsty Buffa-lo Riders

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