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Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz

Jason Newland

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Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz

Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz

Jason Newland

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www.jasonnewland.com/ Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service My name is Jason Newland. I have been making Free Hypnosis videos and mp3 downloads, online, since 2006. These "Let me bore you to sleep", mp3 downloads are basically me, just talking for about an hour. Some of the sleep recordings are focused on guiding you into a state of increased tiredness. A lot of them consist of me, just talking, on and on and on, about nothing particularly important. I use my Superpower of being the most boring man in the world, to heal insomnia. My only intention with this podcast, is to bore you into a relaxed and comfortable state of mind. I won't only bore your mind into slowing down and drifting off. I will also bore all the muscles in your body into an incredibly pleasurable sense of safety and serenity. This full body and mind relaxation and slowing down, will naturally lead to a very gentle sleepiness. I have been making sleep hypnosis videos and mp3's online for many years, and they have always been the most popular of all of my recordings. (I also have over 800 sessions, including Relaxation, Chronic Pain and many other issues.) I really hope that these regular long sleep sessions are beneficial to you. That's why I make them. I just want to help. I understand that sleeping is as important as eating, and I hope that I can contribute in some way to help some people to sleep more easily. Although the focus is generally sleeping, these free mp3 downloads may help for people who have other issues that cause sleep disruptions, such as chronic pain. Other medical conditions that can cause insomnia, include: Alzheimer's disease, Arthritis, Asthma, Cancer, Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), Diabetes, Fibromyalgia, Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), Kidney disease, Multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's disease, Stroke, Thyroid disease, Undiagnosed or untreated sleep disorders, obstructive sleep apnea (OSA),narcolepsy, circadian rhythm sleep disorders, periodic leg movement disorder (PLMD), and restless leg syndrome (RLS), Nasal/sinus allergies, Angina, Concussion, head trauma, or TBI, Menstruation, pregnancy, and menopause, Chronic pain—especially headaches, peripheral neuropathy, and low back pain, Enlarged prostate and nocturia, Depression, Bipolar disorder, Anxiety disorders, ADHD, Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), Stress, Worry, Seasonal affective disorder (SAD). The list really is much longer than this, but I want to go to bed and get some sleep myself. It's very important to only listen to these extremely boring sleep podcasts, when you can safely close your eyes. Also, seek medical advice if you are suffering with insomnia to check if there is medical cause that you are unaware of. These podcasts are not a replacement for proper medical help. Anyway, that's about it for this description of my little "Let me bore you to sleep" thingy. So thanks for reading this unnecessarily long and boring introduction. So, if you enjoyed being bored by my writing, wait until you hear my tedious stories. Please share this podcast with family and friends and let me know what you think and how you get on. Lots of love Jason Newland. x Download Jason Newland's new android APP "HYPNOTIC BUFFET" - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spreaker.custom.prod.app_52387

Latest Episodes

#44 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#44 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

52 min2018 SEP 8
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#44 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#43 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#43 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

64 min2018 SEP 6
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#43 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#42 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

51 min2018 SEP 4
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#42 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#41 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

39 min2018 AUG 27
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#41 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#40 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #40 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor. This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this boring session I tell you about the last 3 years of living with Andre. It's an extremely boring story. Only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Lots of love Jason Newland. xx

63 min2018 AUG 5
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#40 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#39 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #39 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor. This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this boring session I tell a pointless story about nothing. I should let you know that I coughed a couple of times during this recording. But I couldn't be bothered to edit it out. Only listen or watch if you can safely close your eyes. Obviously you can't watch the video and have your eyes closed at the same time. You can, however listen to this free insomnia video. I should also point out that this session that has been recorded specifically to help you to fall asleep, may cause drowsiness. That's about it really. I can't think of anything else to say. I suppose I could tell you a bit about the short waste of time story, but I don't

62 min2018 JUL 28
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#39 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#38 Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #38 Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Hypnosis Service Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor. This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this tedious session, I discuss Superheroes. I talk about Superhero television programs, from my childhood. Also, I discuss Wonder Woman, who is my all time favourite TV Superhero. After naming the various televiosio shows which focused on Superhero's, I move onto the Superhero films. I remember first watching the original 3 Superman films. I talk about the newer Marvel films that I love watching. All in all, I manage to talk for over an hour, just listing the different films and tv shows that I recall viewing, over the years, from the age of 8 until now (aged 47). I am a major fan of all the Superhero films. Of course, some I like mo

63 min2018 JUL 27
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#38 Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#37 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #37 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service My name is Jason Newland. This is a very boring recording, essentially for you to sleep easier. There is nothing for you to do. Just listen to me talk about my first experience, learning Karate when I was 13 years old. It is a very boring story and you may find your mind start to wander, as I keep talking boringly about my experiences as a teenager. I also discuss some of the other contact sports I got involved with, such as boxing & Kung Fu. I talk about my memories of being in school and talking to my friend about his brother who attends the local Karate club. He was going to go and watch the class that evening. I asked if I could come along and he said yes. So, I did. I think it was a Thursday evening and the Karate class was being held in a School Gymnasium. I sat at the side

64 min2018 JUL 25
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#37 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#36 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #36 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Hello.My name is Jason Newland. I am a Counsellor and Hypnotist from Colchester, Essex, England. I decided to be extremely boring in thos recording.Theres is no hypnosis, or guided relaxation here. It's just me talking about my daily routine. I also discuss my bags for life that I have purchased from Iceland Frozen food store. I go into quite detail, a conversation that I had with a counter assistant in Iceland, as I attempted to change my bags for life. I had 2 carrier bags which had cost me 50p each. I bought them in December 2017. In about February 2018 I decided that carrying my frozen food home in bags that had christmassy decorations printed on them was not really very seasonal. So, I thought I would get them changed for more generic green bags that Iceland sell throughout

63 min2018 JUL 23
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#36 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#35 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #35 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Download Jason Newland's new android APP "HYPNOTIC BUFFET" - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spreaker.custom.prod.app_52387

54 min2018 JUL 20
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#35 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
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Latest Episodes

#44 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#44 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

52 min2018 SEP 8
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#44 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#43 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#43 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

64 min2018 SEP 6
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#43 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#42 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

51 min2018 SEP 4
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#42 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#41 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

39 min2018 AUG 27
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#41 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#40 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #40 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor. This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this boring session I tell you about the last 3 years of living with Andre. It's an extremely boring story. Only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Lots of love Jason Newland. xx

63 min2018 AUG 5
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#40 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#39 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #39 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor. This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this boring session I tell a pointless story about nothing. I should let you know that I coughed a couple of times during this recording. But I couldn't be bothered to edit it out. Only listen or watch if you can safely close your eyes. Obviously you can't watch the video and have your eyes closed at the same time. You can, however listen to this free insomnia video. I should also point out that this session that has been recorded specifically to help you to fall asleep, may cause drowsiness. That's about it really. I can't think of anything else to say. I suppose I could tell you a bit about the short waste of time story, but I don't

62 min2018 JUL 28
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#39 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#38 Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #38 Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Hypnosis Service Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor. This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this tedious session, I discuss Superheroes. I talk about Superhero television programs, from my childhood. Also, I discuss Wonder Woman, who is my all time favourite TV Superhero. After naming the various televiosio shows which focused on Superhero's, I move onto the Superhero films. I remember first watching the original 3 Superman films. I talk about the newer Marvel films that I love watching. All in all, I manage to talk for over an hour, just listing the different films and tv shows that I recall viewing, over the years, from the age of 8 until now (aged 47). I am a major fan of all the Superhero films. Of course, some I like mo

63 min2018 JUL 27
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#38 Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#37 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #37 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service My name is Jason Newland. This is a very boring recording, essentially for you to sleep easier. There is nothing for you to do. Just listen to me talk about my first experience, learning Karate when I was 13 years old. It is a very boring story and you may find your mind start to wander, as I keep talking boringly about my experiences as a teenager. I also discuss some of the other contact sports I got involved with, such as boxing & Kung Fu. I talk about my memories of being in school and talking to my friend about his brother who attends the local Karate club. He was going to go and watch the class that evening. I asked if I could come along and he said yes. So, I did. I think it was a Thursday evening and the Karate class was being held in a School Gymnasium. I sat at the side

64 min2018 JUL 25
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#37 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#36 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #36 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Hello.My name is Jason Newland. I am a Counsellor and Hypnotist from Colchester, Essex, England. I decided to be extremely boring in thos recording.Theres is no hypnosis, or guided relaxation here. It's just me talking about my daily routine. I also discuss my bags for life that I have purchased from Iceland Frozen food store. I go into quite detail, a conversation that I had with a counter assistant in Iceland, as I attempted to change my bags for life. I had 2 carrier bags which had cost me 50p each. I bought them in December 2017. In about February 2018 I decided that carrying my frozen food home in bags that had christmassy decorations printed on them was not really very seasonal. So, I thought I would get them changed for more generic green bags that Iceland sell throughout

63 min2018 JUL 23
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#36 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

#35 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ #35 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service Download Jason Newland's new android APP "HYPNOTIC BUFFET" - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spreaker.custom.prod.app_52387

54 min2018 JUL 20
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#35 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
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