Stoner Aquarius, like many of your four-twenty friendly peers, you may look back on the past eleven months wondering, ‘what just happened?!’ How is it that a year can seem so long, and also like it was January just three months ago? With the final days of 2021 upon us, you may be torn between … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December →
Stoner Aquarius, when given the choice between smoking the roaches, or a fresh bowl, who wouldn’t choose to go with the good green? Make sure you apply the same logic when deciding your schedule as you head into the final stretch of 2021. You want to be able to start the New Year working on … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November →
It’s October stoner Aquarius! The first full month of Fall. The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October →
Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning. How about the concept of Fall foundation building? Are you ready? It might sound like it’s still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears! After the past few … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September →
Stoner Aquarius, you have spent the first months of Summer doing what you do best: Helping all of your closest cannabis companions to weather the cosmic storms, and maintaining cooler heads in the face of increased tension and turmoil. You don’t have to completely abandon your friends when they’re in need, but during the remaining … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August →
Stoner Aquarius throughout the month you are sure to be a cool oasis for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts journeying throughout the hot, hazy days of July. Being in your presence will be as refreshing as the first sip of water after hours spent melting in the sun; as invigorating as the first puff after … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July →
Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here! But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts. Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied. With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure. Ah yes … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June →
Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May →
Stoner Aquarius the second month of Spring will bring nothing but good vibes. A sense of comfort, safety, and security will fill you like the perfect hit of our sacred herb from your favorite piece. Settle into the warm cozy feelings washing over you my stoner Water-Bearer. Now is the time to focus on the … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April →
Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March →