Hey loyal Cinemasochists of the world! We're back! After a 6 month long hiatus, we decided to spice things up a bit and after many, many requests to do a video podcast, we decided to cave in and try it out. But that wasn't enough. We needed more. You DESERVE more! Instead of just a regular old "bad movie" pick like we usually do, we decided to do the marathon of all marathons......We are taking onEVERY SINGLE STEPHEN KING ADAPTATION!That's right. Not just the theatrical movies, but the made for TV movies, the many mini series, the straight to DVD films, even the TV episodes he wrote. There are about 1,456 adaptations*... We counted. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you Episode 1 of our "Stephen King Project" (as well as our very first VIDEO podcast) CARRIE! *slight exaggeration
Greetings everyone! After what we thought was the WORST valentine's day movie two years ago (I Hate Valentines Day-http://cinemasochists.blogspot.com/2011/02/episode-28-i-hate-valentines-day-and.html) we decided to out do ourselves with something perhaps even worse... Heartbeepsis the "romantic adventure" of two robots in love and starsAndy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters.... No, I did NOT just make that up. Listen in for more! LISTEN TO EPISODE 52 HERE!!
Hey gang! Happy New Year! After marathons and "special" episodes we're back reviewing what most of you might call a pretty random film. This slightly obscure gem is what some say helped kill Bob Dylans career (for at least a decade...) "if you want to feel the heat, you've got to learn to play with fire" HEARTS OF FIRE! Directed by: Richard Marquand Starring: Rupert Evertt, Fiona and Bob Dylan
We did it! We finally freakin' did it! Sure, we made it through 50 episodes, but more importantly, we made it through one of the defining films that make up the Cinemasochist mold......"Oh, hiTHE ROOM!" Did we like it? Did we see past the irony? Did Lisa really tear Johnny apart? Find out in EPISODE 50!!
We're back!! No, we didn't watch "We're Back; A Dinosaurs Story"but we did watch something almost as ridiculous...CATWOMAN! Halle Berry's turn as Catwoman was a unanimously reviled piece of celluloid. Does it hold up 8 years later? Does Anne Hathaway carry the Catwoman torch now? Did we LIKE this movie?? Listen in and find out, kids! LISTEN TO EPISODE 49 HERE!
After cheating our way through 15 (uh-hem, 11) movies, we finally made it to what CNBC named the "BIGGEST BOX OFFICE BOMB" of all time,CUTTHROAT ISLAND! Now keep in mind this "marathon" took us a year and in the interim, at least 3 films have made this list. But for now, enjoy episode 48! special guest:Denver Smith
Episode 47 The Adventures of Pluto Nash "NASH IS TRASH" Mr. Box Office Poison - Eddie Murphy - brought his shenanigans to Mars with the help of a robotic Randy Quaid, Rosario Dawson and even John Cleese. The opposite of hilarity ensues... Actually, nothing ensues... Listen in to find out what we thought!
alrightalrightalright. We finally made it to the TOP 5!!! This is (as of a year ago) the fifth Biggest Box Office Bomb of all time! SAHARA! Matthew McConaughey gets tan and tanner and tanner before our eyes in this bloated action extravaganza. Penelope Cruz happens to be there too.... We discuss more current box office bombs, Clive Cussler readers and of course, we see if Sahara is redeemable enough to watch...Listen in!
The Biggest Box Office Bombs countdown continues with the action epic "The 13th Warrior" starring Mr. Melanie Griffith himself, Antonio Banderas. Based on a Michael Crichton book and directed by John McTiernan. Sounds promising, right?? Well....Listen in to find out
This weeks episode is number 6 (or 7?) of our Biggest Box Office Bombs marathon. What other movie has buried the careers of Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Jenna Elfman AND Gary Shandling? None, except Town and Country....yuck.