Whats the difference between a Strip Club and an Art Gallery? Not much as Chloe and Armando discuss the similar practices, clients and work ethics whether or not you swing a brush or from a pole. If you're rich in the game, be bloody honest about it please. Love, mother and Father Hole xoxo
The Holes are sick but more sick of censorship in this weeks episode. Armando explains his falling out with Patreon and move to Porn Hub while Chloe shares the bizarre new cam rules while practicing her ASMR. Ibiza is just as classy as a bum bag full of drugs and make sure you do your research before ringing each others door bells if you know what we mean. Love always, Mother and Father Hole xo
Sex, Drugs and 80 year old french white men, Chloe and Armando are back with stories to tell from the literal shit drama in Paris to Amazon douche drones in London. Strolling down drug memory lane, the two high holes discuss if its worth taking some sort of something before getting down and dirty....
HOLES, today we share our "first time"stories while reflecting on how bad our sex education was in high school. 3.5 seconds record, UFC uterus and fainting bananas are all part of the ride. Why settle for a dumb concept like virginity when " Sexual Debut" sounds like your holes are going to be on broadway?
Dearest darling Holes, This week we enter a wold of gaming and Twitch as Chloe and Armando are joined by their wonderful guide Koko Dama. Two different worlds, yet they have a lot more in common than you think! Hot Tub Streamers, riding inflatable pickles and sucking microphones aren't just for cam sites. Pour yourself a glass of Gamer Bath Water and enjoy the show! You can find Koko at www.instagram.com/koko.dama Love always, Mother and Father hole. x
This week we are back and with the topic of TOYS and what exactly we have hidden away in our holes. We also discuss the new phenomenon "Lizard Tongue" that seems to be sweeping the cam world, what pineapples in your home REALLY mean, plus a dive into the wonderful world of SEX (as usual) AND our good old faithful....toys. Knowledge is power. Enjoy Holes! XO
This week we have the one and only, our dearest hole, MISS EVIE PLUMB from Cliterally The Best on the show!! We talk everything from how-to clone a willy, the story of the human toilet and we of course reveal the deepest darkest kinks we want to enjoy.. All of this plus, Evie tells us about her hilarious first experience at a sex party!! You can find everything Evie and Cliterally the best at Cliterallythebest.co.uk Enjoy little ones, Love Always, Mother and Father Hole x
Chloe and Armando play “just the tip” on the topic of Body image! Happy hole-ing!
Dearest Shallow Holes, You spoke, we listened. Pop culture is flushed and filth is back. This week we are not only welcoming ARMANDO CABBA as our permanent "number 2"/ co-host... but we talk shit on the latest Kink discovery in our lives - Blumpkins with Mr Brown! There will be lots of and chatter on Skeeeet porn and what its really like to watch a grown man poop on a pad!!!??? A real filth of a show this week. DISCLAIMER - if you have a bad gag reflex, probs best to give this weeks episode a miss. Love, Mother and Father Hole x
Chlo-hoe and her esteemed hole-painting “guest” is back with an edible episode this week talking everything food and sex. From penis Parmesan, plant porn, cream-Pie, cake cucks and more. Plus a very serious and important discussion on a statement made by Billy Eilish on porn. Holes- you’ve heard it here first the FIRST “LOVE IS BLIND”segment returns next week. Can love really be blind? We discuss. You can find our bestie Armando at @armandocabba