Talia (Daphney Joseph) is a dirty talk phone sex operator (her title varies), who has her teenhood friend killed while on a call. A famous fan of cleanliness is accused, as well as a famous host of Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs", as well as Voldemort.
The Screaming Joggers of the Bayou describe the horrific tragedy of one of their founders. Megan (Alex Cabrera-Aragon), Melissa (Laura Del Maschio), Loretta (Shannon Lahaie), and sickly Cory (Gavin Pounds) detail their daily runs, as well as confront newspaper owner Mr. Knoxville.
Deputy Mayor of Brooklin, Ontario Derrick Gleed (Adam Cawley) finds the current Mayor dead in his office. A conspiracy involving a suspicious group in towncars, midnight phone calls, and a beautiful pond, emerges.
Private detective $chitt Dickley (DJ Mausner) delves deep into a cold case (the time it takes for the pie on his head to grow cold). So much happens, including a big limousine, hobby cigars, prank calls to firemen, a wedding, the return of Shomi, and something involving Dalmations.
Tree doctor Dr. Sarah Beth (Alessandra Vite) is stunned to find a colleague's corpse splayed in a tree on College St. Featuring an exciting visit by the new Lorax and the actor playing him, getting to know Sarah Beth beyond her work with trees, and a revealed pregnancy. Also, happy 5 years.
Spud Longley (Jason DeRosse), private submarine captain, finds the body of his brother during one of his land excursions. Because of NDAs, he can't reveal exactly which billionaires he's taken on ocean journeys, but the list includes Seinfeld actors, Will & Grace actors, and one horrible fraud.
Owner and bartender at a Halifax saloon, Kief Bungleson (Notable roommate Eric Down) finds a body at the bar. Along with Sled, head of security, they discuss Kief's rules, alligators, and Sled's assembled security team.
12 year old Bashley (Shannon Lahaie) finds her scout leader dead in a bear cave. They talk about the rival camp, Bashley’s poor imagination, and what the bear cave is.
Live from the International Space Station, Soviet cosmonaut Dimitri Karkanoff (Alex Kolanko) tries to solve the murder of a fellow astronaut. They talk about making potatoes, The Number 1 Rule on the ISS, and a certain Irish co-worker Dimitri doesn't get along with.
(Recorded March 8, 2020) Ladies' man of the Boat Show, Jerky Petrone (Emma Decorte) has found the body of his boat show friend in the cockpit of a yellow 60 footer.