Massive Report Podcast

Massive Report Podcast

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20 Episodes
All things Columbus Crew talk, news, and analysis.
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20 Episodes
Ep. 399

The Columbus Crew (first team and Crew II) add another "L" To FC Cincinnati's (first team and FCC II) records. Cucho scores AGAIN. Zelarayan assists AND Scores. LDC sellout, and Miguel Berry gets traded to D.C. United. Lots to talk about in today's episode with Brian, Murph, Drew, and Sam

Ep. 398
1h 5min

A thriller at Soldier Field as Columbus Crew Score 3 goals in the second half to complete a comeback against the Chicago Fire. The Cherry on top was a game-winning goal by the newest member of the Crew, Cucho Hernandez. Brian, Murph, Sam, and special guest Neil Sika break down the game and look ahead to midweek game at D.C. and the first Hell Is Real derby of the 2022 season at the LDC.

Ep. 397
1h 6min

Crew have a wild 0-0 draw against Philadelphia. More Cucho reactions and how might he impact Caleb's formations and game plan. We close out with our predictions for the game in Chicago.

EP. 396
1h 24min

The game against Real Salt Lake was a snoozer, but there was A LOT to talk about when it comes to the Columbus Crew on and off the field. Murph, Bart, Ralph, and Sam hit all the topics from this last week, and look ahead to the games against Toronto and Philadelphia

Ep. 395

The Crew is finally making a splash signing at striker with Cucho Hernández. We break down the deal, and it's implications for this currently struggling team. Speaking of struggling, we break down the Charlotte draw, and look ahead to a game on the road with Real Salt Lake.

Ep. 394
1h 1min

Back after a week off to look at where the Columbus Crew are so far in this season, possible upcoming signings, and previewing the game against Charlotte. There is even some Crew 2 and Columbus Eagles talk in there.

Ep. 393

THE COLUMBUS CREW WIN ON THE ROAD!!! They outlasted Atlanta United and the Mercedes Benz field turf to capture all three points on goal from generally unlikely goal scorers. Murph, Bart, Drew, and Sam break down how things went in Atlanta, and look at what the team may do when they return from international break.

Ep, 392
1h 11min

Caleb Porter's seat is definitely getting hotter, but can he still turn this currently sinking Columbus Crew ship around with some adjustments? Is it too late? Murph, Bart, Adam, and Sam break down the most recent loss against LAFC and look at possible changes and adjustments to help the team out of this run of bad form.

Ep. 391

The Columbus Crew go to Yankee Stadium and get shut out by defending MLS champs NYCFC. Brian, Murph, Thomas, and Sam break down the game, possible solutions for this team, and look ahead to the home double header of Crew vs LAFC and Crew II vs TFC II.

Ep. 390
1h 5min

Columbus FINALLY figures out how to score goals, and it does so in spectacular fashion against DC United. We break down the action, and look ahead to the matchup with New England on the road.

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