The least topical podcast on the internet. Hosted by comedians, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick.
Billy and Adam party hard. To celebrate their friend Jon Gabrus’ new show, “101 Places to Party Before You Die,” Billy and Adam try to reflect on their partying past. Unfortunately, they mostly get sidetracked talking about angels in pop culture, good places to cry, vodka with Corvetti and how to pronounce the word “Schnapps.” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam cover a topic of timely national importance, 20 Christmas Gifts Every Millennial Woman Wanted in 2006. Referencing an article they found from 2017, Billy and Adam discuss iPods, Aeropostale, American Girl Dolls, Zac Efron and more. Plus, new hype, old hemp and a mispronunciation of Abercrombie! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam get patriotic. In this episode they start off on a serious note and briefly discuss the recent Supreme Court headlines. From there, they come up with fun and wacky ways to enjoy this 4th of July. Freeze giant spheres of ice, listen to Forrest Gump, attend a parade and hang flags with the whole family. Plus, Billy and Adam sing their favorite American tunes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam envision their future. In this episode they use a series of online tips to help map out common goals for the future of No Joke. Namely… getting The Jeps on the Pod and / or earning 10 dollars. Plus, dates to Gladiator, trips to The View, bible passages and a song from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam show off their pearly whites. In this episode they try to guess how many teeth humans have in their mouth and what those teeth are called. Then, they explain why Adam’s teeth are sunbathing on a yacht and Billy’s just got back from Vietnam. Finally, they design their ideal dentist office experience; bagels, hand-holding, live animals - the obvious stuff. Plus, a song from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam spend a day with the cast of Friends. In this episode they go back to the bracket format to determine which Friend is best. Rachel? Chandler? Phoebe? The Coffee Shop? Plus, a look back at previous bracket winners, trying to understand pi and a few sounds from the Friends theme song! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam get behind the deli counter for the official Sandwich Bracket. 8 sandwiches go head to head - one wins. Which sandwich would you never make at home? Which sandwich takes you to the lake? And which sandwich bangs against a building the best? Plus, deadly toothpicks, cheese ratios, how to eat leftovers and more. Plus, Billy and Adam do “a Buffer!” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam focus on The Fab Four. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s recent trip to a Paul McCartney concert. Did he play for a long time? Did he play the hits? And was there a party bus? Plus, hikes gone wrong, trips to Mecca, an update on Giamatti google searches and fake Beatles lyrics! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam find out how much their computers really know them. In this episode, they type the beginning of questions and phrases into Google to see what Google thinks they are going to write. Plus, Billy’s and Adam's net worth, a film about allergies and alternative lyrics to 311 songs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy and Adam go galactic. In this episode they attempt to see what they currently know about Star Wars but get seriously sidetracked. Topics include constipation, relocation, breakfast dates, late nights and the state of singing telegrams. Plus, an alternative phrase for British people! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.