After six long months and 14 episodes we finally end Chapter One of our series with Philip II's assassination. It's one of the craziest stories you'll ever hear. We know who did it but we'll never really know why or who put him up to it – if anyone. It involves a homosexual dalliance and gang rape. In this episode we also have babies burned alive, a forced suicide, a crucifixion, a warning about chopping of dicks and a really awful country song. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR!? HOW TO LISTEN If you're already a subscriber, you can listen to the show below or subscribe through iTunes or any podcast player. If you're not a subscriber, please register. If you want to listen to the first episode for free, get instructions here. I WANT YOU! If you want to order one of the brilliant coffee mugs designed by Jessica Robles, here's the pricing info (inc shipping): * U.S. – USD $15.00 * Canada – USD $19.00. * Rest of WORLD – USD $27.00. Send $ to PayPal@Alexanderthegreat.life and include you...