On tonight's Yakuza: -Joey has a six-pack? -Thoughts on GCW at the Hammerstein —Nick Gage: “Clearly, he’s not alright” —A contract … to save Nick Gage -Kanye craziness update -Joe Rogan and “everything’s racist” -“If you don’t want Tom Brady on your team, you should have been aborted” -More on Nick Gage: “You got these fu**ing nerds energized” -CZW is bringing back UltraViolence!!! “No … they’re not” -Mrs. Lowlife Louie weighs in on proper health —Allie Kat-ch: “She started celebrating White Claws” —“This whole body positivity bulls**t …” —Mr. & Mrs. Tremont: “Morbidly obese and loving in a warehouse that stinks”