Kurt and Scotty talk about turning celebrities into lab grown salami, how drinking coffee before shopping can make you spend more money, an update on Jonathan the oldest tortoise to have ever lived, a family who’s roof was removed by contractor they didn’t hire and an update on the woman who sued Geico for getting STD while having sex in a car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.