If a crane and a turtle got into a fight, who do you think would win? Why would a crane and a turtle fight, and does crumbling felt material have anything to do with it? Or maybe a six pack of beer plastic ring with a plastic straw? If Roy used a rollerball, what rollerball would he use if any? Are naps damaging to Roy's brain? Apparently. In this episode, I share a comparison between a Namiki Nippon Art Maki-e fountain pen and the Platinum Izumo I've been crushin' on as of late. I share how to give your CON-70 an enema. Plus, I talk about the So-crates memorial giveaways. If you'd like to shop for a new pen or try to get Tom fired, head over to our retail sponsor, Goldspot Pens at: https://goldspot.com/?aff=3 Use promo code ROY to get an additional 10% off throughout the Goldspot Pens store. *Excludes Sailor, Retro 51, Montblanc, Visconti, Esterbrook, Edison Pen Co., Narwhal, and TWSBI products.* Also, be sure to put #firetom in the order comments and you might get a special Penter...