Special Hour Long Edition where we all learn to not piss off Fiona. She tells the tale of how to really have a dysfunctional relationship, end a marriage and maintain some chitty chitty bang bang time with someone “special” even after a traumatic abandonment in another state. This one also includes Our boy JBird and Hi Fucking Ho The Thundercat. Topics include how many holes you can stick a dick in, who Fiona reminds us of, feelings are for dumb fucks, a duffle bag full of fun things to play with sexually and the tale of Fiona’s love hate love with the wonderful drama in her world. We wrap up with naked shaved celebrities and telling pussy bitches to fuck off. Its all good in hood. For some people. Listen in… if you dare. Go Fucking Deeper. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 At least three maybe for - probably 5 holes 2:00 They’re all busting a nut on the hat 3:00 Do you need some help - WTF 4:00 You reminded me of Christina Applegate 5:00 They just turned all their ages too 6:00 Kinda being a douche 7:00 He only did it the one time 8:00 Decided to move out 9:00 Nobody knows J-Bird 10:00 Eat that fucker 11:00 Feelings are just gonna happen 12:00 Done some dumb fucking shit 13:00 I’m not sure where he’s at 14:00 Fuck like rabbits or raped apes 15:00 X hubby hope 16:00 Duffle bag of fuck 17:00 Your mommy in law is at the front desk 18:00 Cover my face in the lobby 19:00 Mommy in law flew home 20:00 Guess what? More people know 21:00 Throw on a face 22:00 After the Nashville situation 23:00 You wanna fuck? Yeah! 24:00 To be a dick - Take me for Valentines day 25:00 I was hitting him up for it 26:00 There’s no lumpy there 27:00 At least I got flowers on Valentines day 28:00 He can’t not look at my Facebook 29:00 So far from what you’ve heard what’s your take? 30:00 He’s wasting your time right now - The done deal 31:00 Doesn’t help when the crazy bitch wife holds the kids overhead 32:00 She sowed her wild Oates 33:00 Not believing or trusting 34:00 At least you tried 35:00 Deployed? A long time ago 36:00 Instead of doing the right thing 37:00 Apparently I’m outta here - The complexity 38:00 He hasn’t tried - When’s the last time you banged him 39:00 When you keep fucking giving it up - Come to me 40:00 Convince me I’m not the side piece 41:00 All I needed was to get mines 42:00 We don’t say that - Grunt and moan and bark a little bit 43:00 I’m talking about your sweet spot 44:00 You want to eat it too. - Shove it in my face 45:00 You washing the whore off? 46:00 Dua Lipa 47:00 The lighting - Guarantee the airbrushing 48:00 Sara Jean Underwood 49:00 The convention and Sara 50:00 I could botox her 51:00 She had a film 52:00 Who was the poor girl - Tom Hanks - Meg Ryan 53:00 Let time happen 54:00 Jumps but I gotta go bye. Get what you want 55:00 Rosanna Arquette 56:00 Wiffleball Field skinny dip - Final Words Go Deep.