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1 min2020 MAR 17
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Jack- The Beaver Queen: A Record Worth Breaking


Regardless of where your mind immediately went, we assure you this is a safe-for-work (or safe-for-working-from-home) segment. As part of his tazer-enforced 'Coronavirus Free Hour' on a Commercial Free Monday, Jack found a morsel of news that simply had to be shared, if only for the excuse to make a series of mildly racy, rim shot worthy jokes. A woman in Virginia is petitioning the folks at the Guinness Book of Records to recognize what she feels is a world record worthy collection. What exactly does she feel she has more of than any other human on earth? Why is Jack peeing on himself? We unfortunately found out this morning on San Diego's Alternative.