Ryan has a backlog of weird news stories that we rapid fire go through to start the show. Blake makes one of the greatest intro we have every made to date and we watch some weird Japanese Pornhub channel. As experts on racism we try to find who is most racist in a group of viral videos. Bald people are being sexually harassed all over this great nation and its time for us to put it to a stop. AS the number one news source for people getting poop throwing in their face, we report on cups of diarrhea being thrown in C.O's faces on prison and they are somehow being filmed. In this week in woke we look at the home work of a kindergarten kid where the assignment was to drawn the privet places you could masturbate in your home. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.