Hear more English at: http://fullenglishexperience.com/. 'Hear English' and 'The Full English Experience' are blogs that provide podcasts and transcripts to help people learn English, find us athttp://hearenglishhere.blogspot.com/. Free image courtesy of 'stockfreeimages.com'The Water Cooler(Fast)Too fast? Try the slower version in the previous post. They may look like busy professionals, but the staff at Colourful Solutions Ltd (Colsol), aren’t always as serious or hardworking as they appear, and we find out what mischief they’ve been up to as they talk around the water cooler. Click above to listen. You can get themp3. here. Episode 8 - Health and Safety (Fast)Too fast? Try the slower version in the previous post.Featuring the vocal talents of Sophie Iafrate (Susan). (Free sound effects courtesy of 'Soundjay.com'), Susan: Good morning Keith. Have you seen the new health and safety rules have been sent to everyone? I think we have to sign something to say we have read then and pr...
Hear more English at: http://fullenglishexperience.com/. 'Hear English' and 'The Full English Experience' are blogs that provide podcasts and transcripts to help people learn English, find us athttp://hearenglishhere.blogspot.com/. Free image courtesy of 'stockfreeimages.com'The Water Cooler(Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post. They may look like busy professionals, but the staff at Colourful Solutions Ltd (Colsol), aren’t always as serious or hardworking as they appear, and we find out what mischief they’ve been up to as they talk around the water cooler. Click above to listen. You can get themp3. here. Episode 8 - Health and Safety (Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post.Featuring the vocal talents of Sophie Iafrate (Susan). (Free sound effects courtesy of 'Soundjay.com'), Susan: Good morning Keith.Have you seen the new health and safety rules have been sent to everyone?I think we have to sign something to say we have read then and promise to a...
Hear English presents a guest post from professional comedy writer: Joel, aka the Bespoke Joke Blokewww.bespokejokebloke.co.uk OFFICE GOSSIP (Fast) You can get the mp3 here.Too fast? Try the slower version in the previous post. Cooee,nice to see you.How’s your first day?How’s everyone treating you?Nicely?Really?Even Jill?Oh that’s nice.I’m amazed she can still smile; she says it was Bell’s palsy but I think it was Botox.So you can see how special it was for her to smile for you. Have you got a boyfriend?You can tell me I’m really discreet. I mean just ask Jennifer.I didn’t tell anyone when she was going out with Brian from reprographics, who was married to Jessy in accounts.They ended up getting divorced and Jennifer had a telling off from HR.I mean who’d gossip about that and get her into trouble?I reckon it was Harry the guy who does security.It’s not his fault, he just likes a drink.At lunch time, tea time, well most of the time.Poor guy stuck on that desk all day long.D...
Hear English presents a guest post from professional comedy writer: Joel, aka the Bespoke Joke Blokewww.bespokejokebloke.co.uk OFFICE GOSSIP (Slow)You can get the mp.3 here. Too slow? Try the faster version in the following post. Normal 0 0 1 264 1506 12 3 1849 11.1282 0 0 0 Cooee, nice to see you. How’s your first day? How’s everyone treating you? Nicely? Really? Even Jill? Oh that’s nice. I’m amazed she can still smile; she says it was Bell’s palsy but I think it was Botox. So you can see how special it was for her to smile for you. Have you got a boyfriend? You can tell me I’m really discreet. I mean just ask Jennifer. I didn’t tell anyone when she was going out with Brian from reprographics, who was married to Jessy in accounts. They ended up getting divorced and Jennifer had a telling off from HR. I mean who’d gossip about that and get her into trouble? I reckon it was Harry the guy who does security. It’s not his fault, he just likes a drink. At lunch time, tea time, ...
Hear English presents a guest post from professional comedy writer: Joel, aka the Bespoke Joke Blokewww.bespokejokebloke.co.uk HOW TO FAIL AN INTERVIEW (Slow) Too slow? Try the faster version in the following post. You can get the mp.3 here. Not everyone wants a job. Maybe you’re having fun living at home, nicking Dad’s beer and eating Mum’s cooking. Or, perhaps you fancy the girl down the dole office. So, here’s how to blow that all important interview in 8 easy steps. 1 Don’t turn up on time. Employers hate this; it ensures that everyone else’s interview is late and makes them wait around twiddling their thumbs. And, don’t phone to say you’re late, I mean, they’re not paying for your credit are they?2 Don’t prepare before the interview. Don’t read the company’s website or about the industry you’re trying to join. I mean, they should know that stuff; why are they asking you?3 Make a joke. It puts everybody at ease and shows you’re a fun guy or gal. And, if it’s reall...
Hear English presents a guest post from professional comedy writer: Joel, aka the Bespoke Joke Blokewww.bespokejokebloke.co.uk HOW TO FAIL AN INTERVIEW (Fast) Too fast? Try the slower version in the previous post. You can get the mp3 here. Not everyone wants a job. Maybe you’re having fun living at home, nicking Dad’s beer and eating Mum’s cooking. Or, perhaps you fancy the girl down the dole office. So, here’s how to blow that all important interview in 8 easy steps. 1 Don’t turn up on time. Employers hate this; it ensures that everyone else’s interview is late and makes them wait around twiddling their thumbs. And, don’t phone to say you’re late, I mean, they’re not paying for your credit are they?2 Don’t prepare before the interview. Don’t read the company’s website or about the industry you’re trying to join. I mean, they should know that stuff; why are they asking you?3 Make a joke. It puts everybody at ease and shows you’re a fun guy or gal. And, if it’s really ...
'Hear English' is a blog that provides podcasts and transcripts to help people learn English, find us athttp://hearenglishhere.blogspot.com/. Free image courtesy of 'stockfreeimages.com'The Water Cooler(Fast)Too fast? Try the slower version in the previous post. They may look like busy professionals, but the staff at Colourful Solutions Ltd (Colsol), aren’t always as serious or hardworking as they appear, and we find out what mischief they’ve been up to as they talk around the water cooler. Click above to listen. You can get themp3. here. Episode 7 - Bees (Fast)Too fast? Try the slower version in the previous post.Featuring the vocal talents of Sophie Iafrate (Susan). (Free sound effects courtesy of 'Soundjay.com'), Susan:Hello Keith.What have you got there? Keith: I thought our office was looking a little drab so I have brought some flowers in to liven it up.A little bit of colour will boost our morale. Susan: That is a lovely idea, but I am very allergic to flowers.Didn’t you h...
'Hear English' is a blog that provides podcasts and transcripts to help people learn English, find us athttp://hearenglishhere.blogspot.com/. Free image courtesy of 'stockfreeimages.com'The Water Cooler(Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post. They may look like busy professionals, but the staff at Colourful Solutions Ltd (Colsol), aren’t always as serious or hardworking as they appear, and we find out what mischief they’ve been up to as they talk around the water cooler. Click above to listen. You can get themp3. here. Episode 7 - Bees (Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post.Featuring the vocal talents of Sophie Iafrate (Susan). (Free sound effects courtesy of 'Soundjay.com'), Susan: Hello Keith. What have you got there? Keith: I thought our office was looking a little drab so I have brought some flowers in to liven it up. A little bit of colour will boost our morale. Susan: That is a lovely idea, but I am very allergic to flowers. Didn’t you hear ...
'Hear English' is a blog that provides podcasts and transcripts to help people learn English, find us athttp://hearenglishhere.blogspot.com/. Free image courtesy of 'stockfreeimages.com'The Water Cooler(Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post. They may look like busy professionals, but the staff at Colourful Solutions Ltd (Colsol), aren’t always as serious or hardworking as they appear, and we find out what mischief they’ve been up to as they talk around the water cooler. Click above to listen. You can get themp3. here. Episode 5 - Root Vegetable Crisps (Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post.Featuring the vocal talents of Sophie Iafrate (Susan). (Free sound effects courtesy of 'Soundjay.com'), Susan: Hey Keith, could you do me a favour?I’ve got to photocopy this handout for a presentation with a potential client and they’re going to be here in five minutes and I’ve not arranged the meeting room.Could you set up the projector and arrange some sand...
'Hear English' is a blog that provides podcasts and transcripts to help people learn English, find us athttp://hearenglishhere.blogspot.com/. Free image courtesy of 'stockfreeimages.com'The Water Cooler(Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post. They may look like busy professionals, but the staff at Colourful Solutions Ltd (Colsol), aren’t always as serious or hardworking as they appear, and we find out what mischief they’ve been up to as they talk around the water cooler. Click above to listen. You can get themp3. here. Episode 6 - The New Printer (Slow)Too slow? Try the faster version in the next post.Featuring the vocal talents of Sophie Iafrate (Susan). (Free sound effects courtesy of 'Soundjay.com'), Normal 0 0 1 611 3485 29 6 4279 11.1282 0 0 0 Keith : Good morning Susan, I see you are admiring the new printer. Susan: Hi Keith. Yes, it is about time we had a new one and, with all the new features on this one, I think it will make life much easier. K: Absolutely...