Hear English presents a guest post from professional comedy writer: Joel, aka the Bespoke Joke Blokewww.bespokejokebloke.co.uk OFFICE GOSSIP (Slow)You can get the mp.3 here. Too slow? Try the faster version in the following post. Normal 0 0 1 264 1506 12 3 1849 11.1282 0 0 0 Cooee, nice to see you. How’s your first day? How’s everyone treating you? Nicely? Really? Even Jill? Oh that’s nice. I’m amazed she can still smile; she says it was Bell’s palsy but I think it was Botox. So you can see how special it was for her to smile for you. Have you got a boyfriend? You can tell me I’m really discreet. I mean just ask Jennifer. I didn’t tell anyone when she was going out with Brian from reprographics, who was married to Jessy in accounts. They ended up getting divorced and Jennifer had a telling off from HR. I mean who’d gossip about that and get her into trouble? I reckon it was Harry the guy who does security. It’s not his fault, he just likes a drink. At lunch time, tea time, ...