People hate country music, but why? And how can we tap into these particular hates to put together the greatest (see: worst) country song of all time? Guest Garrett Vandenberg is going to explain how he did it for a video for the BlimeyCow YouTube channel. This episode is fun and incisive as we explore country music and how it fails. Garrett's website: [http://garrettvandenberg.com/](http://garrettvandenberg.com/) How to Write a Country Song (In 5 Minutes or Less): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l\_4pcabfQs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_4pcabfQs) A Worship Song Written in 5 Minutes or Less: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOnssuC6F0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOnssuC6F0) Messy Mondays: How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhYuA0Cz8ls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhYuA0Cz8ls)