The guys are quarantined! So, we apologize for the sound quality on this episode. Lil' Skweeque and The Reverend Florist call into The Bunker, where Dick Loverboy is trying is best to maintain his sanity. They discuss the liberal conspiracy that is the "Coronavirus," and DLB talks about his river trip and santization technique. The guys fondly remember Heads or Cocktails, and they discuss the ACC Shelter in Place ordinance.