Lucas: Part 1 October 11, 1997 We've watched some doozies over the past two seasons but this episode, by far, ranks among the most hilariously over the top spectacles we've had the pleasure of reviewing. We watched Walker Texas Ranger with VSTV AllStar Jordan Vena and we are all better people for it. This episode opens the way some of the best 80's action movies closed - with a huge shootout on the grounds of a lavish mansion/drug den. Walker (Chuck Norris) and his band of Texas Rangers clean house with a mixture of short range handgun blasting and roundhouse kicks to the face! Drug King-Pin Rafer Cobb (Brion James) gets away with his moll but they leave behind little Lucas (Haley Joel Osment) in a rat infested closet. Traumatized Lucas won't connect with anyone but Walker as they ride horses, skip stones and ride more horses. Meanwhile it turns out Lucas has full blown AIDS on account of his drug addled hepped up mom Ellen (Mackenzie Phillips). Will Walker track down Rafer and Elle...