S01E16 Scene 1 Gabrielle: "God, I have to go to the bathroom again." Carlos: "Go to Bree's." Gabrielle: "I've been to Bree's twice today." Carlos: "Then go to Susan's." Gabrielle: "I hate Susan's. She has all these weird scented candles. Her house reeks of apricot. Carlos: "How about Lynette's?" Gabrielle: "No, you don't understand. I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore. I'm tired of knocking on doors and making up excuses as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing." Carlos: "Why are you yelling at me?" Gabrielle: "Because it's your fault." Carlos: "My fault?" Gabrielle: "Yes. If you hadn't gotten yourself indicted, we would have pipes right now." Carlos: "I got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy. In case you hadn't noticed, you're a little materialistic. Gabriell...